Hi Friends of Toure!! I'm Zouse, and from now until the dawn of eternity, I will be your source for helpful hints and tricks to get you on your way to evil!! The topic for today is: Yogurt.
Yes, yogurt is quite good, and tastes exquisite, but are there other uses for it, some have asked. Well, there are in fact two very hideous uses that I will cover at the moment. The first is to take the yogurt out of the container by cutting a 2" diameter hole in the bottom. You then proceed to mix the yogurt with serium serum (a poisionous substance), followed by replacing the new mixture in the container. Then serve it to people who are against the Toure Forces!!
The second, and perhaps more fun use for yogurt is to create a funnel with a 3 ft long extension. Build a space for yourself above a given room, and then allow the extension to be accessable from your onlooing space. Next, place a table in the room directly below your funnel, and place an electric fan on the table. As soon as this is accomplished, lure people into the room who are in disagreement with the Toure Forces, and send Yogurt down the funnel, which will now be attached to the fan, and watch them scream with angst when the Yogurt splatters them in the face!!!
Well, that's all for now. Stay EVIL!!! |
