kinkleboos

The World of the Kinkleboos

    G'day friends!! This is the nwebspace devoted to the preservation and the research of the Kinkleboos. The rare and rapidly declining breed of creature that resides to this day in Northern Ireland. We, here at the Institute for Kinkleboo Knowledge (I.F.K.K.) are working our little behinds off trying to find out all we possibly can about them, and most of what we know about them can be learned here, by you, in just a couple minutes!

History
     The kinkleboos evolved just the same as you and me, but with one difference. In the 800s, strange offshoots of human beings (known to some of you out there as "mutants") with bizarre facial features such as gigantic lips, and droopy eyes started to cluster together and form a clan of their own and they retreated to the mountains in Northern Ireland.

     Throughout the next 500 years or so, the clan began to become more isolated, and therfore mighty viscious and territorial (Look THAT one up, kids!). By about the same time when the Americas were being settled by the Europeans, The Kinkleboos were becoming a growing threat to nearby towns, though no one would readily acknowledge their presence. It was all dismissed as "Folklore".

     Despite the Native Irishmens' lack of realizations, the Kinkleboos started making undeniably fierce killings, and soon it was decided that they should be obliterated. All the townspeople headed up into the great mountains, and when they left, there supposedly no more Kinkleboos surviving, and they were forgotten.

Today
     Then, about a decade ago, a good friend to the Institute for Kinkleboo Knowledge , Javier Maeuhls moved to the area and inhabited a Castle nearby. Soon after that there incident, we started to hear rumors about Mr. Maeuhls possible breeding Kinkleboos within his castle, and it was not more than a month later that actual photos surfaced from the late, great Jarvin McLeod of living, breathing Kinkleboos outside of Mr. Maeuhls castle!! Mr. Mcleod also brought back with him recordings of the Kinkleboos actually SPEAKING to him, and clips are found below!

     We here at the I.F.K.K. are so darn excited currently that we have regular celebration nights at the local pub, and we share thoughts on the matter. Though we've tried to contact Mr. Maeuhls about more photos, and perhaps a little meet 'n' greet, he's not returned our calls as of yet. Soon, however, we hope to provide you with some new info. Stay tuned.