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| Jack Pendleson |
| Name: Jack Pendleson Code Name: Skeezer Ht. 6' 7" Wt. 250 lbs Hobbies: KILLING!!!! Mr. Pendleson is what you would call my able apprentice. The one who does my dirty work. When I am in my Castle and need not be bothered with the common everyday torturing of pathetic persons, he is the one on whom I call. He is a master of horrific deeds, and a psychotic specimen of human flesh. I shall one day reward him. Now, as for a brief history of this extraordinary being, he was born in Germany in 1981 into a family of the cruelest calibre, and by the age of 5 he had been so utterly tortured, tormented, tricked, and trampled that he was the most bitter human in existence. In addition, as a child he was forced to consume, and quickly became addicted to AAA-37, a prescription anti-depressant, which caused him to become one of the most hyperactive and unstable characters to inhabit this dreary planet. By the age of 14, when most young adolescents are busy with absolutely nothing, Mr Pendleson was energetically finding more and more ways to destroy the world that had created him, and that brought him to me! On July 17, 1996 I read an article in a local paper that a man had single handedly destroyed a whole German town with explosives, and I knew I had found my assistant. I bailed him out of the Prison to which he had been condemned, and we have been terrorizing all humanity ever since!! Hahahahaha!!! |
| Jack Pendleson |