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Donnie B

Name: ?
Codename: Donnie B
Born: 11/27/70
Ht. 6'1"
Wt. 200
Awards: the Artificial Spoon, Realm Awareness

Donnie B is our most integral member when it comes right down to obtaining those "crucial" facts about our friends, enemies, and selves. He is intuitively aware of the Toure schemes, plots and ploys and is often possessing of more background data on our members than they are of themselves. It is for these reasons, among countless others (although he could probably count them and consequently memorize) that we require his vast grey matter at all times. He is also allegedly quite funny.
Donnie was born in the vast praireland of idaho to a mother and father who learned unto him the ways of the true american cowboy. He rode bareback on horses when he was 4 years of age and he put a somewhat violent halt to an organized death mob in Boise at age 15. His father invented a natural form of human co-flight using centrifugal force to propel two beings holding hands and facing each other into the air. Donnie began to employ this with his father to make covert observations of major political rallies and meetings and soon he was well versed in history, economics, sociopatholgy, and criminology.
We didn't know about his secret ways, but rather he somehow already knew of us and showed up at our headquarters one gray afternoon. He immediately lit up the day with intellect, however, and was proptly recruited.