brainiac

Name: Brainiac
Code Name: Dimiscus
Ht. 4'5"
Wt. 70 lbs

          Brainiac is most certainly our most ingenious, intelligent, and overall ruthless, dibalical specimen that the Toure Forces has acquired. Except for me, of course. His thoughts are of the highest calibre, and of the ugliest and cruelest nature. He will also, as you shall learn, be with us for many years longer than most living creatures, which is another reason he has joined us.
          The year is 1975. In a laregely rundown and abandoned waste of space near Dallas, TX, a man by the name of Dimitri Anoine was constructing a state of the art scientific lab for his brainwave studies. He had already won international recognition for his furthering of the knowledge of the 5 sleeping stages, and his love for the brain was his crowning trait. However, as his experiments became more and more, how shall we out it, disturbing, the scientific world rejected him, as did his wife.
          2 years later, when the stability of a steady job and loving partner had dwindled, Dimitri became increasingly solitary and focused. In addition, his hatred of the world which had thrown him away like a useless rag doll was growing and he seeked some form of revenge.
          The answer was in his then 2 year old son who was then living with his x-wife. He kidnapped the poor little man, and repeatedly injected in him a sort of brain-oriented steroid. His hope was that heb would eventually do it to himself and make himself the most incredible brilliant man EVER, but first he needed a test. The test on his son proved to be a success in that is increased the brain's size and ability, but the unexpected side was that it caused his son, whos name was Dimiscus, to become a raging psychopath who would eventually murder Dimitri in a lovely little toture mechanism of his own brilliant design.
          Dimiscus was then imprisoned and sentenced to death. However, though they found killing his body to be simple enough, kiling his mind was all but impossible. They eventually gave up and buried him with a living brain and dormant apendages.
          13 years later, when I discovered his story, I sent Skeezer out to unearth him and bringhim to me. As I had hoped, his brain was still alive after all of that time, and together with the aid of the Chimpman and his nanobyte supercomp in his head, we managed to bring him back to total exuberant life!! He was somewhat disoriented, but all came back to him quickly, and his is now our ambassador and resident inventor.