ViceGrandPriestGoddictator

Name: The Chimpman
Code name: Jitters
Ht. 6' 0"
Wt. 159
Hobbies: Chess

          The Chimpman is a devious soul who originated in a secluded area near the Amazon Jungle, where he was raised by a group of rare carnivorous vampire Chimpanzees called Shanikaras. The Shanikaras were a rival group to the native spider monkeys to which the horrible Monkeyman was a part. An ongoing war had been fiercely raging between the two clans for decades, for the Spider monkeys are monkeys, and the Shanikaras are Chimpanzees which, as you know, are two different types of being. At the time in which my Jitters was growing up, the war was at its pinnachle.
          The other Shanakaras in the group despised him because of his unreasonable rudeness towards the other members of the pack. and when he was yet a young Chimp, he and his mate, Ghono consumed massive quantities of the tree sap known as Tequinto which was known to cause dizziness. The Shanikaras thus banished my Jitters from the Shanikara Kingdom. He then left to the United States on a trade ship.
          On the trade ship, he encountered a Spider Monkey named The Monkeyman, who is, as you well know, a member of the M.S.S.S.R. and therefore someone whom I bitterly hate! Anyhow, The Monkeyman and my Jitters engaged in a brutal battle on the main deck and though neither one was killed, they both shed gallons of blood!
          I read about the encounter on the ship, and I immediately sent my assistant Jack Pendelson to aquire him. He did just as I had asked, and I was needless to say very pleased. I take great pride in my Jitters, and I have performed some of most horrid experiments on him. For instance, he was the first to receive a triple nanobyte processing chip in his brain to make him as smart as a whole room of supercomputers. The Chip was inseted in three equal parts, and all three are accessable through the corresponding cranial cavities I installed atop his little head!! He now looks beautiful.