Name: Javier-Maeuhls
Code Name: Zeeger
Ht. 2' 8"
Wt. 65 lbs
It seems rather narcissistic to be the author of my own bio, but I love myself so much that it's only fitting. Anyhow, I ma the Self-appointed Grand Priest God Dictator which essentially means that I am the King. In the words of Run DMC, "There is none higher!!" I am the sole master of evil, and I take orders from NO ONE!
I was born in the Western United States into the Maeuhls family as the twin brother of the leader of the dreaded M.S.S.S.R. and I have been running from it ever since. I hate my family, and I hate what they think and do and say!! They shall all be destroyed. Because I was born into the Maeuhls clan, I posess their hideous lack of vertical supremacy, and have had to spend my entire life in anguish, trying to shed my former life, yet being undeniably linked to it. I have spent millions of dollars in search of a cure for my cursed tinyness, but none can be attained. However, I shall not soon give up, and one day I shall not only be the most hateful and cruel man, but also the tallest!
When I was 12, I decided to separate from my horrid home, and embark upon a quest for revenge, which led me to Northern Ireland where I found a brilliant old castle to transform into my lair. Soon thereafter, I began to establish the Toure Forces, named after the great Stephon Toure, who was key in destroying the Askikis in the 1500s. The Toure Forces soon became a dreaded name to the M.S.S.S.R. for it is the antithesis of their ideals, and now it has blossomed into the central agency for doom, destruction, and chaos!!! |
