Ingalls Pro Wrestling

Back To School... Sucks Again!

O.K. O.K. Most of us are out of school now and most of us hated it while we were there. Now let's take a look at how bad school really sucked. Yes, school sucks but work sucks to. At school, if you got bored there was always a pretty girl to entertain you, at work there is always more work to entertain you. At school you could slack off and the worst you would get was a bad grade, at work you slack off and you get fired. At school you were bored, in the real world it the same boring things, the only difference you could fall asleep at school and get away with it. At work you can either work or work, and did I mention at school there are girls!

For those who are still in school enjoy it and do your best. Trust us doing good in school and getting a good job is better than screwing around and hating your career for the rest of your life!

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IPW starts this one out right! After the Genius gives us all the usual boring lecture and we give him the usual beating, Back To School Sucks goes right into an extreme Hardcore Championship Match!

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Dana CrackPipe VS. Kaine Vs. Thorn

Hardcore

Yes! Our Favorite hardcore fanatic is here! Good ole Dana is guaranteed to put on a great show! This hardcore match had a fifteen minute time limit! In this match alone Dana was six time hardcore champion, thorn was five, and kaine was also five!

All that matters now is that Thorn won IPW's hardcore championship!

Although, eventually Thorn is stripped of the title because he wants to actually make something of his self by ignoring the IPW calling and going to college.

Dana gives Kaine and Thorn a horrible low blow at the same time in a hardcore match!

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Thorn Throws a ladder right at Dana's Head!

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Oh my God, that looks like a piece from a car!

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Yah! Yah! Hit him! Hit him!

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Kaine shows no mercy!

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Look! Drugs make Dana a smart man!

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Dude! Dana! Shut up!

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Finally Trezidone is making some since!

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Choke Slam!

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Thorn Wins the Hardcore Title with a devistating move to kaine!

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Bad Ass Brad VS. Thorn

We just don't understand why Thorn gets so angry with our IPW announcers. Truly, IPW loves the WDW and all it stands for. We would never say anything to distract one of them from doing their best!

Thorn Enters the ring with style!

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I know that didn't feel good!

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Oh my... I think his head fell off!

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Awesome! Look at him fly!

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How many times can the WDW fall flat on their face?

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To understand this one you'll need to know that Tim Clay, well lets just say, allegedly his favorite submission move is the anal violator!

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Trizidone VS. Genocide

Hmmm... I wonder who is going to win this match. Let's see Trizidone just won the Tag Team Title and Genocide just won a nice butt whippin'!

That's Disgusting! Keg O' Misunderstands Big Poppa

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Genocide slams Trizidone in the mat!

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Big Poppa Pat VS. Bad Ass Brad

Cruiser Weight Title Match

A great match with great athletes! These two have proven their selves worthy of being two of IPW's Finest! This is absolutely one of our best cruiser weight matches to date! Bad Ass Brad shows his authority by taking home the Cruiser Weight Title!

Oh crap! Big Poppa Bust him one in the head!

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Leave that poor boy alone you brute!

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Big Poppa Dominates this match with a massive clothesline!

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Keg O' Beer VS. Big Poppa Pat

Big Poppa! Do you have a death wish? Directly after his match with B.A.B. the Big Poppa involves himself in a mtch with Keg O' Beer! Did You think Keg O' was going to cut you any slack? Keg O' Gave it his all, but he downed a few just before the match. This could have had a lot to do with his bad attitude and sloppy wrestling. To make a short story short (because that's what this match was, short) Keg O' lost the match to the Big Poppa!

What a prick! Keg O' Punches the camera man

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Big Poppa gets clobbered by Keg O's right arm

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Keg O's drunken stupor gets him a nice slam on solid ground

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Snake and Trizidone VS. The Punisher and Kaine

Looks like The Ingalls Militia got screwed again! Let's take a look at what happened, Shall we? Let's see... Snake gets disqualified once, pinned another time, and the match still continued. It obvious this match and it extremely controversial ending was a result of an underpaid, unqualified, and untrained referee! It's no wonder The Ingalls Militia took it upon their selves to Fire the Referee!

Who trains the refs?

Punisher fore arms Trezidone right is the cranium! Doesn't even give it a second thought! Nothing fake about that noise!

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Keg O' and Big Poppa elaborate on that fore arm we just seen!

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Flying cross body off the top! And lets see... What number did that ref count to? Again, could you please tell me how did Snake and Trezidone End up with the titles?

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Since this is a tag team event, Big Poppa talks about his Ideal Tag Team Partner

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Introducing The Punisher's Fore Arm and we welcome it to Trizidone's Head Center!

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Big Poppa and Keg O' discus Snake's unique wrestling abilities

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Yur Fired! The Ingalls Militia Fires the Ref

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The Beginning of the end for The Ingalls Militia!

It seems like the more Beer Keg O' gets in him the worse his attitude gets towards others. Still a little bitter and let's face it a little buzzed from his last match Keg O' decides to take out his frustrations on one of his last good friends. Deep down a the kids know that the Punisher is still a good person. Punisher, faithful to his fans, decides to hand out autographed pictures. Leave it to Keg O' Beer to ruin everyone's day!

The Punisher busts Keg O' right in the face! Is this the end of the Ingalls Militia?

The sound is pretty weak on this video. Along with the video is a text document with the dialogue.

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The Punisher VS. Snake

World Heavyweight Title

Snake and Punisher Battle it out for IPW's Ultimate Prize! Snake plans to keep this title! He gives it all that he has! The Punisher gets a little unwanted help from his "buddy" Keg O' Beer. Keg O' disguises himself as a camera man and plasters the back of Snakes head with one of IPW's spare Camera's. Punisher in sot to happy with this. With a shattered camera in the ring and the remains of the Snakester's lifeless body in the ring, Punisher gives Snake a final flying elbow of the top rope to seal the victory!

Snake realizes that the Punisher had nothing to do with what had happened. The good sport he is, he raises the Punisher's hand in victory. Aww poor Keg O' screwed up all of his opportunities again!