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| "The day has come. The gods of the camera have smiled upon Infuego Productions and have blessed us with a true film" |
| After moths of planning and filming, Infuego Productions has finally... producted(?) our first feature length film. Mentioning the new Infuego film may raise many questions that we can easily answer. Questions like, what is it about? Why was I speaking in first person and third person? What is the movie about? Should I continue reading this crap? Or possibly, what is this movie about? |
| -Noah |
| Stats Del Filmo |
| Or for our English speaking friends, "Film Stats" |
| Title - Indiana Jon and the Radians of the Lost Arc Release Date - March 14, 2004 Production Notes - What? |
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| When asked for a quote about the film, the lovely Amy White exasperasley replies |
| "I'm not good with this kind of stuff Noah!" |
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| "I didn't really like any of the movie... I jus' did it for the nook... ladies: 669-1675" |
| -Aaron |
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| Plot - The Evil Lord Mortimer has become obsessed with the ancient mystical pi artifact. The bearer of the artifact will retain within him or her transgendered self the ultimate power to rule the world. The only thing standing between the ruthless leader and global domination is Indiana Jon. Jon is released upon the scene in the heat of the action as Mortimers cronies create havic and in the midst kidnap Jon's beloved Audrey. Mortimer soon has the pi in his clutches. Will Indiana Jon be able to overcome such adversity and save the girl.. and the world? |
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| Indiana Jon and the Radians of the Lost Arc |
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| NewsFlash: No Flippin' Shirts... Gosh |
| Several circumstances of extenuation have as of yet prevented us from making flippin' t-shirts. Maybe sometime we'll get around to it. But, probably not. But for the time being, we hope you can enjoy the temporary t-shirt design in their stead. You can see the temporary design by clicking on the link below. |
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| An American Tradition |
| Today, citizens saw the start of a new era of an old american tradition. Something that has been passed down from the Pilgrams, through the racey African American rights activists of the 1960's, and finally down to teenage boys like us. It has been called many things, but most know it as... HALO! Novermber 9th, 2004 saw the release of the much awaited release of the much awaited sequel to the game that was much awaited for a couple years back when it was released. HALO 2! Ofcourse, we didn't buy a copy, because we're all poor, but we have rich friends. And their copies were almost more than enough to suffice our instinctual need for animated carnage. The Boxes were set up and play was assumed... there was much rejoycing! |
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| Greetings from the campus of the University of Nebraska at Lincoln. Today, a select group of students partook-ed in what is known as Math Day. Right now, I consider myself a field reporter for this editorial. Seeing as I just hijacked a "student use-only" computer. Through my extensive training as a United States Double Agent I was able to break my way through the complex Pentium 4 mainframe. This took only a few moments and I found many secret documents including one very strange file. You can see it here. It is my own personal belief that this is actually an "in cognito" skematic of an underground lair being built as we speak under the UNL campus. |
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| "Math Day is the square root of fun and the derivitave of awesome-ness!" |
| -Al The Fox |
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| Want the Real LowDown of Halo 2? Seek parental guidance and check out the Full Review! |
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| That's very well spoken! |
| The JORN, commenting on the adjacent story |
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| The Ultimate Battle Of Wits: Ig Vs. An |
| The inevitable clash of two clinical masterminds has begun. Infuego's newly arrived Chinese interns Ig and An have begunned what may be the most incredibly epic of proportional epic of all proportions to have ever been proportioned in the dark cavity of Infuego Online. Check out Ig's occasional updates and keep up to date on slander for the old world and don't forget the ever popular Anthony's Corner and farce yourself as to the slander for the New World. Both dive headlong into the crazed world of politics, religion, family life, education, finance, and how sex relates to all of these things. They can't be swayed by opinion or fact, just the almighty dollar. Two differnet styles, two differnet times, two differnet worlds. Authored by the pre-hencile geniousi who wish only for the river of knowledge to flow down their mountain and UP YOURS! |
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| UNL Math Day: The Experience of... A Day |
| Check out the Slander-age |
| Ig's slander for the Old World |
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| An's Slander for the New World |
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| YMCA LICK MY BALLS! |
| Sitting in a cask one day, I decided that I could begot my vampwhore by travelling to a nearby YMCA. Whilst waiting in line for many an hour for'st the use of the computers of yore'. Jon is a fuck and the YMCA CAN LICK MY NUTS! |
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| HE FREAKING BALANCES SHIT ON HIS HEAD |
| After the YMCA had thoroughly licked the nuts of the entire Infuego cast, we decided to continue our expedition of granduer crap and dig further into the depths of intra-net... We found a bunny that Freakin' balances crap on his head! FREAKIN' CLICK THIS SHWIZZLE |
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