Season 1
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Season 4
Season 5
Season 1
#1 Pilot Episode (Sept 24, 1997)
A culturally "mismatched" couple find love at
first sight. They meet on a subway and decide to wed immediately. That done,
it's a matter of dealing with the in-laws.
#2 And the In-Laws Meet... (Oct 1, 1997)
Dharma tries to befriend Kitty, who turns the couple's party
plans into a country-club affair.
#3 Shower the People You Love with Love (Oct 8, 1997)
A misunderstanding about a "shower" sends Dharma
to the hardware store, while Kitty plans to send invitations.
#4 And Then There's the Wedding (Oct 15, 1997)
Kitty engineers a country-club wedding that embarrasses the
young couple.
#5 The Ex-Files (Oct 22, 1997)
When Greg's ex-girlfriend returns from Washington, Dharma
turns matchmaker with a vengeance.
#6 Yoga and Boo, Boo (Oct 29, 1997)
Greg enrolls in Dharma's yoga class to help him relax, and
suffers painful regrets.
#7 Indian Summer (Nov 5, 1997)
Dharma meets a Native American who wants to die on her
premises, formerly his ancestors' burial ground.
#8 Mr. Montgomery Goes to Washington (Nov 12, 1997)
When Greg is urged to run for Congress, Dharma consults
Kitty for advice on grooming, as a a political wife.
#9 He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father (Nov 19, 1997)
A routine background check for Greg turns into a nightmare
for Dharma when it's discovered that her father is not wanted by the FBI as
he's always thought.
#10 The First Thanksgiving (Nov 26, 1997)
While Dharma attempts to cook Thanksgiving dinner, Kitty
holds a restaurant reservation, just in case.
#11 Instant Dharma (Dec 10, 1997)
Dharma seeks a way to fight back when she finds her yoga
students being stolen away by a martial-arts teacher.
#12 Haus Arrest (Dec 17, 1997)
Looking after Greg's teen cousin Jennifer nearly proves more
than Dharma can handle.
#13 Do You Want Fries with That? (Jan 7, 1998)
Greg quits his job to become a cook, and Edward pursues an
earlier calling - as a hairstylist.
#14 Old Yeller (Jan 21, 1998)
When Greg decides they need a car for Dharma, she comes home
with a school bus that's seen better days.
#15 The Second Coming of Leonard (Feb 4, 1998)
Dharma's old boyfriend shows up to charm everyone but Greg.
#16 Dharma & Greg's First Romantic Valentine's Day
Weekend (Feb 11, 1998)
Greg sets up a romantic getaway weekend that turns out to be
anything but. And Kitty thinks Larry's into mate-swapping.
#17 The Official Dharma & Greg Episode of the 1998
Winter Olympics (Feb 25, 1998)
As Kitty turns 50, the women rally to her support, while the
men go bobsledding - in a canoe.
#18 Daughter of the Bride of Finklestein (Mar 4, 1998)
A water emergency forces the couple to move in with his
parents; Abby and Larry consider marriage.
#19 Dharma's Tangled Web (Mar 11, 1998)
When Dharma finds out that her in-laws are living apart,
Kitty has her swear not to leak the news to Greg.
#20 The Cat's Out of the Bag (Apr 1, 1998)
Dharma takes care of Jane's "Mr. Boots" a man who
thinks he's a cat; meanwhile, a fortune cookie reveals the truth about Kitty
and Edward.
#21 Spring Forward, Fall Down (Apr 28, 1998)
Spring fever moves Dharma to carpet the apartment with grass
and enter a ballroom-dance contest.
#22 Much Ado During Nothing (May 13, 1998)
To win a bet with Jane, Dharma and Greg plan to have sex in
a public locale while the finale of Seinfeld distracts the city.
#23 Invasion of the Buddy Snatcher (May 20, 1998)
Dharma engenders Greg's discomfort when she befriends his
poker buddies.
Season 2
#24 Ringing Up Baby (Sept 23, 1998)
Dharma tries to convince Greg that they should adopt the
soon-to-be-born baby of a cashier at their supermarket.
#25 It Takes a Village (Sept 30, 1998)
Greg meets the "village" of helpers that Dharma's family
has recruited to help raise the baby, prompting a move to larger quarters.
#26 Turn, Turn, Turn (Oct 7, 1998)
Donna makes an announcement about the baby's future; the
families can't agree on how to celebrate the naming of the child.
#27 The Paper Hat Anniversary (Oct 14, 1998)
As they prepare to celebrate their anniversary, Dharma and
Greg tell a "little white lie" to avoid their parents, but the couple
end up arguing and slinging hash at a diner.
#28 Unarmed & Dangerous (Oct 21, 1998)
Dharma tries to instill healthy lifestyle habits in Pete;
Kitty teaches Abby about fund-raising. Andrew Dice Clay appears as himself.
#29 A Closet Full of Hell (Oct 28, 1998)
Believing that the dolls she and Greg discover in a hidden
room are evil, Dharma enlists Jane and Abby to help conduct an exorcism.
#30 Valet Girl (Nov 4, 1998)
Greg tries to downplay an embellished tale of a teenage
romantic encounter after he runs into the now-married woman and her husband.
#31 Like, Dharma's Totally Got a Date (Nov 11, 1998)
An insecure teen asks Dharma to a high-school dance; Larry
causes Kitty to injure her tailbone, so she sues him.
#32 Brought to You in DharmaVision (Nov 18, 1998)
Dharma goes on a soul-searching trip after she gets a
cryptic message from George, who appears in a vision.
#33 Yes, We Have No Bananas (Or Anything Else for that
Matter) (Nov 25, 1998)
Greg feels like he's losing his mind after his indecisive
boss gives him and Pete the same performance rating. And Dharma buys a store,
but doesn't plan to sell anything.
#34 The House That Dharma Built (Dec 9, 1998)
Dharma tries to reason with Greg's former classmate, a
developer who wants to build a subdivision on land owned by Abby and Larry.
#35 Are You Ready for Some Football? (Dec 16, 1998)
Greg asks Steve Young (who appears as himself) for help
after Dharma becomes a fanatic about the 49ers.
#36 Death and Violins (Jan 6, 1999)
Dharma plays peacemaker between Kitty and Edward's ailing mother,
who gives Dharma a Stradivarius, much to Greg's dismay.
#37 Dharma & Greg on a Hot Tin Roof (Jan 20, 1999)
Dharma and Greg continue to pretend they're from Tennessee
after they meet a judge from the state who's hearing one of Greg's cases the
next day.
#38 Dharma & the Horse She Rode In On (Feb 3,
1999)
Pete and Greg lie to Dharma about Greg's whereabouts after
he falls asleep in his ex's apartment, where they were working on a case.
#39 See Dharma Run (Feb 10, 1999)
Dharma gets a ticket after performing a good deed, and she's
so exasperated by her experience at City Hall that she decides to run for
office. Meanwhile, Pete and Jane have some big news.
#40 Run, Dharma, Run (Feb 17, 1999)
Dharma's funky, grassroots campaign for office takes a serious
turn when a former assemblywoman enters the race. Meanwhile, Pete and Jane have
their first fight as a married couple.
#41 See Dharma Run Amok (Feb 24, 1999)
During a televised debate with her opponent, Dharma has a
meltdown and tells viewers they shouldn't vote for her because she's a
"big fat liar."
#42 Everybody Must Get Stones (Mar 3, 1999)
Along with their parents, and Jane and Pete, Dharma and Greg
go on a couples retreat, where the rules don't apply to their unique
relationship.
#43 Dharma Drags Edward Out of Retirement (Mar 31,
1999)
Dharma pulls Edward out of retirement to help turn a profit
in a business in which she's invested. It makes women's dresses for men.
#44 It Never Happened One Night (May 5, 1999)
Dharma presses the issue after Kitty refuses to speak to her
following an embarrassing incident at the country club; Jane and Pete decide to
get a divorce, and Jane hires Greg to be her lawyer.
#45 Bed, Bath and Beyond (May 12, 1999)
Larry's efforts to bring daylight into the couple's
apartment leaves rainwater in the bedroom, birds in the bathroom - and Greg in
the hospital.
#46 A Girl Can Dream, Can't She? (May 19, 1999)
Dharma takes desperate measures to stop Greg from going on a
business trip to Washington, D.C., after she has a dream about a plane crash.
#47 The Dating Game (May 26, 1999)
Because they rushed into marriage, the couple try to imagine
what life would have been like had they dated.
#48 One Flew Over the Lawyer's Desk (Sept 21, 1999)
Greg forsakes his career as a lawyer for a headlong plunge
into a spiritual journey of enlightenment. Predictably, his parents are less
than thrilled with their son's behavior, but even the free-spirited Dharma is
at odds with her husband's new lifestyle.
Season 3
#49 Welcome to the Hotel Calamari (Sept 28, 1999)
There's definitely something fishy going on as Greg's
journey of self-discovery continues and Dharma tries to placate her in-laws
regarding his whereabouts. Meanwhile, Edward decides to cut loose after an
epiphany of his own.
#50 Dharma's Inferno (Oct 5, 1999)
While Greg continues to enjoy his self-imposed unemployment,
Dharma runs herself ragged from one odd job to another. Meanwhile, Kitty
concocts a Faustian scheme to cure her son's inactivity.
#51 Play Lady Play (Oct 12, 1999)
Greg's litigious instincts are driving everybody crazy, even
though he's no longer a practicing attorney. Also, Dharma hooks up with a
garage band.
#52 I Did It for You, Kitty (Oct 19, 1999)
Dharma rides to the rescue when Kitty's midlife crisis has
everyone running for cover, but Greg isn't so sure of her solution.
#53 The Very Grateful Dead (Oct 26, 1999)
Dharma is convinced that the ghost of a deceased neighbor
wants to conduct some unfinished business and the spirit soon moves Greg.
#54 Fairway to Heaven (Nov 2, 1999)
Greg discovers his life's fulfillment lies on the golf
course, but Dharma isn't so sure if she should let him play through.
#55 Tie-Dying the Knot (Nov 9, 1999)
Abby and Larry decide to make it official after thirty years
of unwedded bliss, provided they can get Kenny Loggins to sing at the ceremony.
Meanwhile, Greg comes full circle on his search for tranquility. Loggins
appears as himself.
#56 Law and Disorder (Nov 16, 1999)
Constant interference makes Greg wish that his new law
practice were a little more private; Dharma reaches out to her landlady on behalf of the other tenants.
#57 Thanksgiving Until It Hurts (Nov 23, 1999)
The turkey's not the only thing that's stuffed when Dharma
and Greg break up their Thanksgiving into separate visits to their families and
friends.
#58 Lawyers, Beer and Money (Nov 30, 1999)
While his fledgling law practice struggles, Greg feels
emasculated when Dharma hits the jackpot in a TV commercial.
#59 Looking for the Goodbars (Dec 14, 1999)
Worried that they've run out of friends, Dharma and Greg
"interview" a series of potential couples to see who meets their
strict requirements.
#60 Drop Dead Gorgeous (Jan 11, 2000)
Greg's new secretary is the stuff dreams are made of, but
Dharma's friends and family think she should wake up before it's too late.
#61 Good Cop, Bad Daughter (Jan 24, 2000)
Dharma's friendship with two police officers gets her
anti-establishment father hot under the collar, and the family feud threatens
to ruin Abby's surprise party.
#62 The Trouble with Troubadours (Feb 8, 2000)
Dharma lends a helping hand to singer-songwriters Lyle
Lovett and k.d. lang when their fame and fortune leaves them unfulfilled.
Meanwhile, plans for the couple's romantic Valentine's Day getaway are spoiled
by a sarcastic hotel clerk.
#63 Weekend at Larry's (Feb 15, 2000)
While spending the weekend at Dharma's parents' house, Greg
fears they're in grave danger when an old family friend shows up unexpectedly.
#64 The Spy Who Said He Loved Me (Feb 22, 2000)
Dharma runs into an old boyfriend whose endless, high-flown tales of jet-setting sound more
and more like flights of fancy. Meanwhile, Greg's hernia becomes a popular topic
for discussion.
#65 A Night to Remember (Feb 29, 2000)
Greg's inability to recall his childhood sends him sniffing
for clues down memory lane; Dharma helps a neighbor find his way to a woman's
heart; Larry develops temporary powers of recollection.
#66 The Best Laid Plans (Mar 14, 2000)
Dharma is put off when she realizes that Greg seems to
schedule all their intimate moments; meanwhile, a waiter adds some zest du jour
for Kitty.
#67 Talkin' 'bout My Regeneration (Mar 28, 2000)
Union-friendly Larry negotiates a collective bargaining
agreement for the Montgomerys' maid; Dharma ritually confesses her
transgressions in a karmic unburdening.
#68 Big Daddy (Apr 11, 2000)
An old girlfriend asks Greg for a favor for her son, who,
Dharma suspects, is also Greg's.
#69 Your Place or Mine (May 2, 2000)
After replacing her furniture with Greg's stored bachelor
stuff, Dharma is a changed woman. But not necessarily for the better.
#70 Hell to the Chief (May 9, 2000)
Dharma suspects Abby of sabotage after replacing her as
president of their educational co-op; k.d. lang asks a favor of Greg, who
oversteps his authority.
#71 Be My Baby (May 16, 2000)
Dharma's vision of a baby sets her and Greg to officially
start trying; Pete asks for Greg's help after getting fired; Abby celebrates
the onset of menopause.
Season 4
#72 Mother and Daughter Reunion (Oct 10, 2000)
In the fourth-season opener, Abby's plans for the new baby
rattle Dharma - until it looks like there may be complications. Meanwhile,
Greg's advice helps Pete and Jane make a move to repair their crumbling
marriage.
#73 Love, Honor and Olé (Oct 24, 2000)
Greg tags along on Dharma's road trip to New Mexico with her
friends, who put the brakes on lawyerman's out-of-control travel plans. Back home,
Larry finally finds a real job after Edward hooks him up with a top-secret spot
at his company.
#74 Hell No, Greg Can't Go (Nov 14, 2000)
A small war breaks out as Dharma stages a protest to halt
Greg's plans to enlist in the Army. But once he does, the legal eagle's stuffy
style has the troops ready to boot him out of boot camp.
#75 Midwife Crisis (Nov 21, 2000)
Abby's labor is a real pain for Dharma when she must share
midwife duty with an author well-versed in childbirth. Meanwhile, Larry's also
acting like a brat, after Kitty and Edward present the expectant parents with a
new van.
#76 Sleepless in San Francisco (Nov 28, 2000)
With Dharma always helping with Abby's new baby, Greg fears
he and his wife may never get time together to make a child of their own.
#77 Mad Secretaries and Englishmen (Dec 5, 2000)
Greg's plan to steal away with his wife is put on hold after
Dharma sets up his secretary, Marlene, with Jane's flaky ex. Meanwhile, Abby
cooks up a new way to make money and feed Harry at the same time.
#78 Charma Loves Greb (Dec 12, 2000)
Dharma runs herself ragged planning Greg's birthday, only to
find that his present - and party - may be ruined by friends and family.
Meanwhile, marital woes leave two of the invited couples with little to
celebrate.
#79 Boxing Dharma (Dec 19, 2000)
Dharma tries to unleash her inner anger in the boxing ring
after she knocks out a bossy broad at a bar. Meanwhile, Larry gets his palm
greased by a bunch of suits hoping to steal some time with Edward at the
office.
#80 Dutch Treat (Jan 9, 2001)
The odd couple take a nerdy neighbor under their wing, only
to disagree about who saved whom from the single life. Meanwhile, Pete overextends himself while taking
Dharma's yoga class, which is filled with lingerie models.
#81 The Box (Jan 16, 2001)
Dharma begins to come undone when she can't figure out what
Greg has locked away in his box of mementos. Meanwhile, Larry makes a big deal
about finding a little something for Abby.
#82 Let's Get Fiscal (Jan 30, 2001)
Greg ends up questioning his financial future after he meets
a loose-lipped lawyer who shares a past with Dharma. Meanwhile, Dharma has
money woes of her own as the co-op begins to go into debt.
#83 Educating Dharma, Part 1 (Feb 6, 2001)
Dharma gets a bit too chummy with a hunky college professor,
while Greg plays the dummy to a spoiled client who has too much money and too
few values.
#84 Educating Dharma, Conclusion (Feb 13, 2001)
After smooching her studly study partner, Dharma tries to
tell Greg about her innocent indiscretion. But when Kitty picks up on her
daughter-in-law's distress, she offers some advice that could spare the pair
any unnecessary pain.
#85 Dharma Does Dallas (Feb 20, 2001)
Dharma uncovers a conspiracy to take over Edward's company
during the Montgomerys' dysfunctional family reunion.
#86 Judy and Greg (Mar 13, 2001)
Greg and Dharma crash a class reunion and end up
impersonating a guy everyone loves and a gal that everyone loathes. Meanwhile,
Larry gives Ed some strange tips for getting Kitty into bed.
#87 Do the Hustle (Mar 27, 2001)
Dharma finds a way to bond with Kitty - and score some cash
- after unleashing her mother-in-law's secret skills as a pool player. Greg,
meanwhile, races around town to find a replacement rat after killing his wife's
beloved house pest.
#88 For Pete's Sake (Apr 3, 2001)
Dharma convinces Greg to leave the office in Pete's hands.
#89 Kitty Dearest (Apr 10, 2001)
Greg loses his cool with Kitty after another one of her
annoying charity events, creating a cold front between the stubborn mother and
son. While Dharma tries to bring back the love, Kitty goes out and gets herself
a better little boy.
#90 The Story of K (Apr 24, 2001)
Kitty's swing at writing erotica leaves Edward exhausted,
while her editor - Dharma - finds that the work suffers when the couple plays
too much. Meanwhile, Greg avoids the issue entirely by submersing himself into
building a model ship.
#91 Pride and Prejudice (May 1, 2001)
Dharma fears she has a big problem with little people after
she offends Greg's diminutive friend and his wife. Meanwhile, Kitty and Edward
turn a bridge match into a grudge match after they lose to the far superior
Finklesteins.
#92 How This Happened (May 8, 2001)
A simple garden on Montgomery-owned land triggers a war of
the roses between Kitty and Dharma's hippie friends. Meanwhile, Dharma gets her
hands dirty helping one of Ed's wrongfully terminated employees put his life
back together, whether he likes it or not.
#93 The End of the Innocence, Part 1 (May 15, 2001)
Dharma drags Greg to a kooky couples counselor after he
finds a lost love letter from her old college tutor. But when she refuses to
avoid her other man, Greg takes a stand that could cause a parting of ways for
the mismatched pair.
#94 The End of the Innocence, Conclusion (May 22,
2001)
In the conclusion of a two-part episode that wraps up the
fourth season, the impending wedding of two friends compels Greg to reevaluate
his own marriage - and Dharma's lies about Charlie.
Season 5
#95 Intensive Caring (Sept 25, 2001)
Season 5 begins in the aftermath of May's car crash, with
both sets of parents arriving at the hospital and Dharma just out of surgery.
Greg has a few minor cuts, but he's mostly feeling guilty because he was
driving. He also feels a need to control things, and his presence at the
hospital allows him to check on Dharma's physical-therapy sessions. For her
part, Abby believes that crystals and chants around her daughter's bed might help.
Larry calls it a "healing ceremony"; Greg calls it
"voodoo."
#96 With a Little Help from My Friend (Sept 25, 2001)
Back home, Dharma thinks that her accident happened so that
she could help others, while Greg deals with an insurance problem.
#97 Papa Was Almost a Rolling Stone (Oct 2, 2001)
Dharma thinks her birth led to the demise of her father's
past music career; Edward's old running suit hits a sour note with Kitty.
#98 Sexual Healing (Oct 9, 2001)
Once Dharma's
physical therapist says that it's okay for her and Greg to rekindle their
romance, she develops a one-track mind.
#99 Without Reservations (Oct 16, 2001)
Greg doesn't put out a welcome mat when Dharma turns their
place into a temporary bed-and-breakfast.
#100 Try to Remember This Kind of September (Oct 23, 2001)
Dharma tries to
compete with a childhood friend who pays a visit. Dharma and September grew up together in a commune,
and September has remained loyal to her nonconformist ways, such as preparing a
salad with greens that “were growing in the cracks in the sidewalk.” Feeling
guilty over how much her own life has changed, Dharma decides to get back to
basics. First, she simplifies her wardrobe; then she wonders what else she and
Greg can do without---like maybe electricity. But what worries her most is a
suspicion that September may have designs on Larry.
#101 Used Karma (Oct 30, 2001)
Dharma's worried
about karma and Greg when his personality starts to resemble that of the
previous owner of a car she buys.