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Name: Jeremy Keating

Age: physical or mental?

Gender: Gender is imposed upon us by society. I don't believe in gender. I believe in sex.

Ok, fine, Sex: I won't tell if you don't.

I give up.

Town: Born in: Nanaimo, B.C. || Raised on: Salt Spring Island, B.C. || Had two years of fun and games in: Penticton, B.C. || Met the cutest little girl in the world in: Penticton, B.C. || Spent a quarter at a pay phone in: Hell || Currently reside in: Vancouver, B.C.

Astrological Sign: Sagittarius (I love how the word "logical" is embedded in "astrological"--yeah right)

What does your horoscope say today? Just when you think things are going great, someone's going to come along and kick you in the junk.

A Few of My Favourites

Animal: Pink elephappotomus

Ice Cream: Mocha Almond Fudge from Tickleberry's

Characteristic aboot meself: My complete lack of self-respect.

Hangout: Betty Ford Clinic, pickin' up chicks.

Song Lyric: "Unity divides, division will unite"  -  30 Seconds to Mars

The Future

Dream Job: I don't want to ever have to work another day in my life, and if I get the right job, I won't.

Dream Car: One that runs on farts and can float above the traffic.

How many kids do you want?  Well, I'm thinking I'll get a wife first, and then discuss it with her.

{Finish This} As I grow older, I'll also grow: more cynical and jaded. As if that's possible.

Have You Ever:

Been arrested? If so, for what? Yes. For being a hunk-a-hunk-a-burnin' love.

Tested your psychic powers? Sometimes, if I concentrate hard enough and for long enough, I can turn red traffic lights green.

Kicked a chicken? Hehehe. That is the coolest survey question EVER. 

Misc.

Are you weird? I am the alpha and the omega of weird.

Should the Rabbit be allowed to eat Trix?: I think Trix and Warner Bros. should have a cross-promotional feud involving Elmer Fudd and the Trix rabbit. Then the Trix rabbit would get shot, Elmer would feel bad, and everyone would be happy. KILL THE WABBIT, KILL THE WABBIT.

How are you? Slightly cooked with teriyaki sauce.

What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? p

What would you do if you were attacked by the living dead? Kill them. Duh.

What do you wear to bed? My tutu.

Person who knows the Most about You: The midget I keep in my closet for garbage disposal.

Would you rather be Hot or Cold? Hot. I'm used to it. Because I'm always hot. You know, because I'm sexy? You know, if I have to explain every joke, it's just not funny anymore. Dammit. 

Do you Glow in the Dark? How sweet would that be!?

What's the weirdest food concoction you've ever eaten? My sister's cocoa/walnut/milk drink of DOOM.

What are you wearing now?  My Superman cape.  That's it.  (Sorry, Mom).