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| "Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!"--Dark Helmet, "Spaceballs" "I made a funny!"--Splinter, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" "Kung fu this, bitch!"--Freddy Krueger, "Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare" "Are you saying Coconuts are migratory?"--Tower Guard, "Monty Python & the Search for the Holy Grail" "Unlike some Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent." --Cary Elwes, "Robin Hood, Men in Tights" "I'm insane with anger!"--Mel Gibson, "Signs" "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?" --Donnie Darko, "Donnie Darko" "This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time." --Jack, �Fight Club� "On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero." --Jack , �Fight Club� "You are not your job. You are not how much you have in the bank. You are not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking Khakis. You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."--Jack and Tyler, �Fight Club� "I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus! "--Kitty Farmer, �Donnie Darko� "You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." --Bullet Tooth Tony, �Snatch� �We're sorta like 7-11. We're not always doin' business, but we're always open.�--Murphy MacManus, �Boondock Saints� "Excuse me. I speak jive."--Old Lady, "Airplane" "Those were $500 sunglasses, asshole."--Johnny Cage, �Mortal Kombat� "Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?"--Garth, �Wayne�s World� "I don't think anyone could puke more than that kid. I think I saw a boot come out."--Robbie, �The Wedding Singer� �Well, I have a microphone and you don't. So you will listen to every damn word I have to say!�--Robbie, �The Wedding Singer� �If he ain�t so tough, there�s been an awful lot of sudden natural deaths in his vicinity.�--Cowboy, �The Gunfighter� �Well, he suffered lacerations contusions, and a concussion. His jugular vein was severed in four places. I counted four broken ribs and a compound fracture of the skull. To put it briefly, he�s real dead.� --Doc, �Rancho Notorious� �I�ve had it with cheap sex. It leaves me feeling cheap.� --John Travolta, �Moment by Moment� �She was in great pain. We cut off her head and drove a stake through her heart and burned her, and then she was at peace.� --Anthony Hopkins, �Bram Stoker�s Dracula� �Is it just me or does the jungle make you really, really horny?� --Owen Wilson, �Anaconda� �The dead look so terribly dead when they�re dead.� --Tyrone Powers, �The Razor�s Edge� �I don�t want to be killed! I just want to teach English.� --Teacher, �Echoes in the Darkness� �You've just been playing around with ghosts. Wait until somebody let's out the darkness in this place You'll hate that shit. That's a whole new bunch of crazy shit.�--Pritchett, �House on Haunted Hill� �Excuse me, but God dammit, you give me my god damn check right now! 'Cause I want it! So you give it! Now!...I'm serious.� --Pritchett, �House on Haunted Hill� �I am in a hostile environment. I�m completely unprepared, and I am surrounded by people who probably wanna kick my ass. It�s like being back in high school.�--Johnny Cage, �Mortal Kombat� �After being engaged to my Daughter for nearly five years, and now you have the audacity to....touch her.�--Dr. Seward, �Dracula: Dead and Loving It� �Hokey Religions and ancient weapons are no match for a blaster at your side.�--Hans Solo, �Star Wars: A New Hope� |