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| SURBURBIA: Where they tear down the trees and name streets after them. I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed. Been Nowhere, Done nothing. Support Bacteria: It's the only culture some people have. I used to be indecisive; Now I�m not sure. My reality check just bounced. No sense being pessimistic-It wouldn�t work anyway. The more you complain, the longer God lets you live. Forget about world peace, visualize using your turn signal! Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear. Consciousness: The annoying time between naps. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. I doubt, therefore I might be. The older you get, the better you realize you were. Dyslexics have more fnu Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal With it. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. So you�re a feminist...isn�t that cute! Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. Your kid may be an honor student but you�re still an idiot. We have enough youth. How about a Fountain of �Smart�? My day is not complete until I�ve terrified a complete stranger. If at first you don�t succeed, failure may be your thing. I pee in pools. Don�t make me get my flying monkeys. Sometimes I just want to put on a bunny suit and scream. The flying hamster of doom rains coconuts on your pitiful city. One by one, the penguins steal my sanity. I didn�t say it�s your fault, I said I�m gonna blame you. I just got a firm grip on reality, now I can STRANGLE it. Let�s try it my way. Then, we can try it my way. When I grow up I want to be a Principal or a Butterfly. My cat can beat up your cat. Your powers are useless. The clowns are on my side. Ordinary people make good pets. |