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| "I would dip my pig in butter and ride him round a playground if I thought it'd make you love me I'd put soup on a stick. Soup on a stick!"--Brak, �Soup on a Stick� �I made a solemn vow. I would not rest; I would not sleep for an instant, until the one-nostrilled bandit was brought to justice....but first I decided to get some donuts.�--Weird Al, �Albuquerque� �I cant grow a mustache. I don�t have a season pass, and all I�ve got is a Moped.�--�The Girl All the Bad Guys Want� �Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight.� --Weird Al, �Theme to Rocky XIII� "We'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way." --Toby Keith, "Angry American" �You wanna put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?� --C. W. McCall, �Convoy� �Rover was ran over by a Potiac. It was done with such grace and artistry that the driver was awarded both ears and the tail.� -- Tom Lehrer, �Old Mexico� �I�ve got blisters on my fingers!�--The Beatles, �Helter Skelter� �A man came up to me and said, 'I'd like to change your mind, By hitting it with a rock.'� --They Might Be Giants, �Whistling in the Dark� �The sun doesn't give life to the moon assuming the moon's gonna owe it one.�--Linkin Park, �A Place for My Head� �Skinny models you can keep those, I like big corn-fed, mid-western hos don't ya know.�--Kid Rock, �Cocky� �When I go out, I'm-a go out shooting I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid�--Eminem, �Remember Me?� �Mother? Are you there? I love you I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel�--Eminem, �Role Model� �The disco is over, the dj's been murdered�--The Revs, �Death of a Dj� �what ever happened to my lunch box when came the day that it got thrown away and don�t you think I should have had some say in that decision?� --John Mayer, �83� �Cause those lucky suckers, they don't have to work, Big 3-D billboards and Big Thirty-foot Smurfs� --The Presidents of the United States, �Naked and Famous� �It's ok to eat fish cause they don't have any feelings� --Nirvana, �Something in the Way� �I'm a moron and this is my wife�--Frank Zappa, �Flesh Flakes� �My bum is on the cheese, My bum is on the cheese, If I get lucky, I'll get a disease!�--Tom Green, �The Bum Bum Song� �Pull the tapeworm outta your ass�--System of a Down, �Needles� �I'm shoulder high in crap and my water wings are flat!� --The Presidents of the United States, �Twig� �Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow!� --Frank Zappa, �Don�t eat the yellow snow� �The disco is over, the dj's been murdered�--The Revs, �Death of a Dj� "Never throw the baby out with the bathwater....unless it's floating face down."--The Four Postmen, "Chainsaw Juggler" �Every time I wanna rock I'm stuck inside my room. Heaven knows I'm sick and tired of dancing with this broom.�-- Def Leppard, �Let�s Get Rocked� �Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey!� --The Beatles, "Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For..." �The heat was hot�--America, �Horse With No Name� |