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| "We need to make some new rules... Rule No. 9: No pants." --The Abomination "BRB. I'm gonna go to the bathroom and get some cookies." --The Abomination "I'll try to think of something clever.....Uh, what's up with those little packs of peanuts on airplanes oh god I'm not funny at all"--The Abomination "ah, well i could host a game with my ass called "Get me into the bed cuz you need some damn sleep you bitch" i always lose that game."--Oscel "Feeling weird? Not so fresh? Feminine odor itching got you down?" --Smoke_Rulz "that was scary in the beginnign butt sucked at the end"--scorpion_ "we sound like friggin Power Rangers Smoke."--Lowly "let's go to #hakunamatata , Smoke's being a penis nazi."--Lowly "I'll look, but I still say you're full of shit."--DArqueBishop "if guns didn't exist, then there would be a one-world-government, we would all be slaves to one dictator, and we would be a starving mass of miserable, poor, defenseless drones. Thank God for firearms."--GondeaBall "we could have poured ice cold beer down his pants, stripped him naked and roped him to a pool table and got two blind girls to play pool, but seeing as how it was wrestling, we decided to go the other route."--Lowly "omg, I put Nads in my mouth!"--Baraka_MK "Hard work has a future pay off. Lazyness pays off now."--Fox Vectra �Wow...that�s...that�s a uh...pretty descriptive threat of revenge there.� --The Real Inferno �Well whatever whoever, ya ya sisterhood and skittles, let the memories burn bright in our minds henceforth. Come hither me lucky charms how I coddle thee in me bowl... avante avante�--Perfect Cell �Dang. This thing is like....the never ending soda.� --Homestar Runner, www.homestarrunner.com �The number you have reached is not your boyfriend calling you.... uh...right now...dooooo doo doo doooo-this is the dial tone-doooooo. Ok bye.� --Homestar Runner, www.homestarrunner.com �I�m a song from the sixties.�--Homsar, www.homstarrunner.com �I was raised by a cup of coffee.�--Homsar, www.homestarrunner.com "Take a little time out of each day to make one person feel special. That should make up for all the other people whose lives you make hell." --Lowly �what? Mad TV? I wanted to watch Friends! SON OF A BITCH! Excuse me, I have some things to punch.�--Abomination �I want to make a puppet out of a paper bag. And make a hat out of newspaper.�--Abomination �That�s why you need to move to America where the cheese is crusty and so are the socks�--Inferno �Good chicken comes all the time but you can never pass up DAMN good chicken.�-The Real Inferno � awesome. i love knives. *eyes shift left and right evilly*�-- Lowly �kind of like that time i thought i was in love then i threw up everywhere turns out it was some bad enchiladas�--Lowly " SsjKusanagi: It's the respect factor I come off like a badass and you come off well... InfernoRage1: like a hamster? SsjKusanagi: That'll work yeah a hamster"--Internet Chat �I use torsopaste...�--Aivar �Eternal Dragon, get your bitch ass down here!� --Sonic the Hedgehog, �Sonic and Tails Excellent Adventure� �What exactly am I then? A lad with tits?!?�--Lady Midnight "ok go pick his ass"--louie_ellison69 �Bitch, get on your knees and smell like a donut!�--Sterolizer �Ever tried squirrels?�--Fox_Vectra �I seem to be missing something.... All I play are violent video games. How come I am not a flawless shot, an expert martial artist, or a ruthless killing machine yet? I think I got ripped off...�--Deathscythe "Remember, god hates you!"--Mdude, www.thebproject.com "God damn it! Why are you still alive? You should have died by now!"--Q5 "There will be some days when a 9mm won't be big enough..."--Q5 "Who will die today? Or, more to the point, who won't die today? Or, even more to the point, what will be left when we are done? Anything? Anything at all?"--Q5 �Insanity is not a state-of-mind, it is a full-time job with employment benefits!�--Michael.Gjorven �What a crock that was, as they claimed it was a "wardrobe malfunction." If I whipped my weiner out in public, do you think the cops would let me off if I said, "Oh, I'm sorry - my pants must have malfunctioned"?�--RD Reeynolds, www.wrestlecrap.com |