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| "If they live, THEY'RE FAIRY GODPARENTS! If not...I'M TENURED!"--Mr. Krocker, "Fairly Oddparents" "What? Now you're some kind of psychic yardstick?" --Eddy, "Ed, Edd n' Eddy" "I got yer log right HERE!"--Log Commercial, "Ren & Stimpy" "You cannot wrestle today, yesterday or three years ago." --Nurse, "Cow & Chicken" �The little creatures of nature...they don�t know that they�re ugly. That�s very funny, a fly marrying a bumble bee... I TOLD YA I�D SHOOT! BUT YOU DIDN�T BELIEVE ME!! WHY DIDN�T YOU BELIEVE ME?!� --Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy Song, �Ren & Stimpy� �We�ll all cower in the presence of Space Medafighter X as soon as he wakes up.�--Mr. Referee, �Medabots� �In the unlikely event of...say a full scale alien invasion, how well prepared do you think this planet�s defenses would be? Tell me!� --Zim, �Invader Zim� �That HORRIBLE monkey...�--Zim, �Invader Zim� �You call helping old ladies across a bridge �bad�? I�m so scared.�-- Gobanko, �Medabots� "I hope I don't have to shave off my mustache...and derby hat." --Brak, 'The Brak Show� "This time I�m not stopping till you're just a greasy smear on my fist" --Superman, �Justice League� "Next time I listen to Superman just hit me real hard" --Batman, �Justice League� �How I loath heroes. Always getting in the way and acting so...so..heroic!� --Skeletor, �He-Man and the Masters of the Universe� �What courage!....I believe I�m going to gag.� --Skeletor, �He-Man and the Masters of the Universe� �Everything�s pointless.....wanna go talk about it?� --Goth Dude, �Teen Titans� �The new show about fighting for truth, justice and the last slice of pizza.� --"Teen Titans" commercial �Without Benito Flakes these don�t even deserve to be called Octopus Balls.�--Ikki, �Medabots� �And that�s when I realized I wasn�t in the bathtub, I was in the Toilet.� --Medabee, �Medabots� �Man, talk about afternoon of the living dead.�-- Rei, �Beyblade� "These berries taste like burning."--Ralph Wiggum, "Simpsons" "Ms. Hoover, I bent my Wookie!"--Ralph Wiggum, "Simpsons" "Shall I... lick you to death?"--Majin Buu, "Dragonball Z" �People die all the time...why, you might wake up dead tomorrow.� --Homer, �The Simpsons� "Life is just a bowl of fancy assorted cashews." --Patrick Star, "Spongebob Squarepants" "I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly." --Mr. Krabs, "Spongebob Squarepants" "Square, the shape of evil!" --Plankton, "Spongebob Squarepants" "You just lost your brain priveledges." --Plankton, "Spongebob Squarepants" �Hellooooo! Guys?! Boobies are jiggling! Boobies? Anyone?� --Stripper, �Stripperella� "Hey, he's not happy at all. He lied to us through song! I hate when people do that!"--Homer, "The Simpsons" �WHAT SHOULD I SAY!?! I CAN'T THINK!! SHE'LL NEVER BUY IT!! CRUD! CRUD!!�--Roddy, �Freakazoid� �Don�t forget the rabies! Everything tastes better with rabies! Yay, rabies!�--Cosmo, �The Fairly Oddparents� �The horror! The pure, unadulterated, PG-13 horror!� --Timmy Turner, �The Fairly Oddparents� "Oh my Lina! My love grows for you with every shot you shoot my way!"--Harry Champ, �Zoids� �Is kindness necessary in a war?�--Quatre, �Gundam Wing� �You two! Fight to the Death!�--Stewie, �Family Guy� "DAMN YOU CHICKEN! YOU CHARGED ME $80!" --Duckman, �Duckman� �I am Cornholio! I come from Lake Titicaca! Titicaca! Titicaca!� --Beavis, �Beavis & Butthead� �A talking cat? Oh man. I've been studying too hard.�--Serena, �Sailor Moon� �It was the most bizarre thing I ever saw. The Warners had fly paper stuck to their fannies.�--Daffy Duck, �Animaniacs� "Sex Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down." --Krusty the Clown, �Simpsons� "That's where I saw the leprechaun! He told me to burn things." --Ralph Wiggum, �Simpsons� "I think Sexual-harassment-Panda is cool."--Cartman, �South Park� "Yo that brother's lingo is so whack"--Nightcrawler, "X-Men Evolution" "The Bullet of Justice kicks evil's ass remember that!" --Shoulder Angel, �Excel� �Uh...I...fell in the mud.�--Mayor, �Powerpuff Girls� �I do not like your kick so high. I do not like it Sam-R-I� --Wrassllor, �Dial �M� for Monkey� "There are many answers to that question, but sadly we do not have enough time for any of them."--Spike, "Medabots" "Kids, don't chase hedgehogs with Formula one race cars." --Sonic the Hedgehog, "Sonic-X" �Dad did the funniest thing yesterday. And by �funny� I mean �creepy�. AND WITH A PUPPET!�--Timmy Turner, �Fairly Oddparents� �Tell me when you�ve had enough, I ain�t got all day to smack you around ya know!�--Numbah 4, �Codename: Kids Next Door� �Hello dear friend, my name is Fred. The words you hear are in my head.� --Fred, �Courage the Cowardly Dog� �The only thing that stands in their way is Miroku and his hoard of demons.....and a possible sexual harassment charge.�--Inuyasha Commercial �Yep, yep, yep, that�s a talking blender all right.� --Ron Stoppable, �Kim Possible� "You're in luck, it's a supository."--Professor Fansworth, "Futurama" �If by �read� you mean �imagined a naked lady� then, yes.� --Peter Griffin, �Family Guy� �You can�t count on God for jack! He practically told me so Himself!� --Bender, �Futurama� �Frankly sir, I think it would be better to call it a mass suicide rather than a wedding.�-- Gary Andrews, �Gary the Rat� |