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| �Bastards. No, that was too kind, that gives real bastards a bad name.� --Casey Bata, �Aftermath of Afterlife� by Chromus �If a miracle reads �fall through a hole in the mountain� then it was a miracle.�--Duplica Imite, �Aftermath of Afterlife� by Chromus �My mother is a fish.�--Vardaman, �As I Lay Dying� by William Faulkner "Your stupid munchkin ass fell outta the chair." --Faarooq, �A Day in the Life of the APA� by Doug Troy "Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."--Mark Twain "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."--Hunter S. Thompson "The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense."--Tom Clancy "This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two."--George Burns "When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'"--Stephen King �This is all a result of a sugar coated marshmallow overdose.� --�Memories� by thecoconutcylclone �Rumors of my sanity have been found to be highly overrated.� -- Strange Music(unknown story) "The major problem - one of the major problems, for there are several - one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made president should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem." --�The Restaurant at the End of the Universe� by Douglas Adams. �The Apocalypse is here. Well, almost. It�ll actually arrive next Saturday. That is, unless one goodish (but don�t tell him that) demon and one slightly tempted angel can manage to stop it. They quite like humanity, after all. And it might not be so hard. The spawn of Lucifer has been accidentally redirected, the horseman Pestilence has died out and been replaced with Pollution � as a matter of fact, there aren�t any horsemen any more. In keeping with modern times, they�ve decided to become a biker gang and infect the world through technology.� --�The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter� �This fanfic contains references to violence, brief nudity, and rainbow monkeys! But mostly rainbow monkeys, the horror!� --�Operation: MOVIES� by DanniB �Good Job! High multi-function digits!�--Robot, �Sonic the Hedgehog comic� �I�m going to die! I�m lost in a wasteland-no food, no water, no shelter-and my only companion is a giant cheese!�--Sash, �Scourge� by O. Robert King �Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.� --Ford Prefect, �Hitchhiker�s Guide to the Galaxy� by Douglas Adams |