I would like one ticket for Borat.

I'm sorry sir, that movie is sold out. We can't fill anymore seats.

How about I just buy a seat from you?

Sir I'm sorry it doesn't...

Joe lays a couple hundred on the counter and the vendor looks shocked.

It's just a movie.

No it's a movie I want to see. Besides, it's just a couple hundred bucks. Just let me sit with the projector. I've got a title to win tomorrow and I'd really like to just relax before I beat someone senseless.

Yes sir, follow Chester here and he'll take you to the projection booth.

Chester?

Joe's manager, Josh is standing behind him.

Like the cheetah?

Yes. Like the cheetah. I know you like to make jokes Mr Cool but The Icon is so totally going to beat you.

Yeah, well it's obvious why you have to work at a movie theatre, you have no sense. Just take me to my seat, Chester.

A couple of hours later and Joe is still laughing.

Throw the jew down the well! Haha priceless!

That was the funniest movie I've seen in a long time.

Well that movie will definitely be a success. Now there's no need to execute him.

Now that we're done with that, what next?

I don't know what was funnier, Borat, or The Icon. He still has it in his head he's keeping his title at Solitaire.

Really?

Yeah, go figure. An idiot who wrestles. Not like I've never seen that before. He'll learn.

Joe moves to his car and looks at his manager before getting in.

I think I'm going to throw myself a pre-victory party. A night on the town!

Joe drives off as the scene fades out.

We re-open at a bar. Joe is doing as he said, partying. He has very attractive women on each arm.

So then the third string says, "Fraid Not!"

Apparantly it was a funny joke because the people around him start laughing. Joe looks to the tv as something catches his eye. It's apparantly an Icon video of some sort. He turns and watches intently. When it's over, he begins laughing once more.

Man, he's got some major delusions of grandeur.

The blond on his arm looks confused.

Don't worry about it babe. It's a phrase. Icon thinks he's better than what he is. I demand a camera!

A random patron of the bar happens to have a camcorder that he was making videos of the drunken women with. He steps up and hands it to him.

What a good convinient way to advance the plot of the story! You'll get the camera back...I suppose somehow the tape will make it back eventually. The girls may be deleted though. Don't think UWF would want to air that.

Joe holds the camera up to his face so he can speak.

Hello Icon! As you can see, I'm having myself a little pre-victory party! Why do I say pre-victory? It's simple! I'm going to win! Sorry I may be a little buzzed right now. But seriously...

He points the camera towards the very attractive women who are standing nearby.

I think tonight may end well! As will tomorrow night! When I ..excuse me.

He moves the camera back towards him.

When I make you tap out and take the Canadian title. I'm going to grab your leg, lock you into The Beginning of the End, and make you tap like your career depended on it! Because, you know, it kind of does! Anyway...let me retort what you had to say. First of all, why would I care if Brandon Lee said this or Brandon Lee said that? I don't pay attention to Brandon Lee! I know that maybe people say the same things to you because A)you dress like an extra from a drag movie and B)you're an idiot.

You are indeed a champion. But did you not listen to me? Jobbers to the stars can win belts! But they'll eventually lose them to someone much better. Such as the case with you. I'll be taking that belt at Solitaire and there's really not much you can do ab out it. You are the most hyped. But you really haven't lived up to the hype in my eyes. Over-hyped would be the correct term. And you know, I haven't accolmplished anything..here. In UWF. Only an idiot would see my past accolmplishments everywhere else and refer to them as nothing. Well, I guess if the shoe fits wear it. You're wearing it right now.

By the way, it's nice to know you admitted that the only reason you have any success is because of who you aligned yourself with. Maybe that's what I need to do? Get friends to help me win matches and get put into title situations because of who I know? Again, I've seen guys like you come, and I've seen guys like you go. My career is far from over, but unfortunately for you, tomorrow marks the end of your reign as Canadian Champion. We will see a new champion, and that is The Man Without Fear, Joe Cool. I'm not telling you anything, that you don't already know.

Joe sets the camcorder down and continues to party as the scene fades out...