Click here for the third rp of Joe Cool's journey.
Arm, I know you saw what I did. I had it taped. I realize there could be consequences, but well Kingpin has connections with the police force so I'll likely get public service only, if I get punished at all. Armageddon, you made this personal before, and you did again, but you can't possibly go any lower than I have. And I have all the bases covered should you try to attack me. Increased security at ICW HQ, the event is from my hometown, East Rutherford NJ, so no worries there. You can't go any lower than I have. This Wednesday, I know what I am in for, not only was I going to get you before, and of course you wanted to take me out, but now Armageddon. You are filled with rage. You probably wish me dead right here in this chair. I don't care. I wanted this. I want your rage. I have rage too Arm. I've had rage ever since you joined my company. See Arm, I said I had Defiance's back then, and I did. Just not yours. I never wanted you in my company. Again, as a favor. You didn't have anywhere else to go, and I took pity. And here you are, holding on to your own precious little belt, the only one you have now after I destroyed the rest, and you are wanting revenge.
Revenge you shall not have Armageddon. Do you know why I did this? I watched your promos on ICW TV. I saw what you did, and decided to go lower. But how lower can you go than having someone pose as your opponent, and load a bar with shemales? You destroy your opponents life. His dreams, his ambitions. Then you gloat. I have taken all this away from you. On Wednesday, I take your career. No I won't fire you. But when I take that SOB title, you'll have no more reason to be a ICW superstar. I will drive you down to the lower ranks. Week after week you'll be a dark match particpant, meeting the likes of Samson or Avenger. That's what I'll do to you Armageddon..and it'll feel good. To see you never be able to reach anything here in ICW, it will feel good. I have the power to do that Armageddon. I have all kinds of power. Sooner or later, I'll drive you to quit. Not even you will be able to remain around after all the things I have planned.
Now onto what you said. I would like to reply. You said you created Joe Cool. You know Taker? Yes I'm going by that now. You know what? I'll give credit where credit is due. You did create Joe Cool. But you didn't create the fun-loving, happy go lucky, carefree Joe Cool that we see usually. You created the side we seen today. The sadistic, violent, ruthless Joe Cool. You created that side. You can take credit for that. Do you think I liked tearing down BTW today? Do you think I liked destroying your history? I'm not heartless Armageddon. I never liked that at all. I hated it. I hated myself for doing it. But it had to be done. I had to prove a point. I had to show you, you don't intimidate me. I had to show that I have no remorse for what I will do this Wednesday. And do you know what I will do Arm? I will beat you. Not only that, but I will beat you terribly. The fans want to see the Technical, High Flying, carefree Joe Cool, they won't get that one. They will get the one that Taker created. They will get the sick demeted Joe Cool. They will see Joe Cool take your head, smash it over and over and over again. They will see Joe Cool take you down in the Cool Crunch, and break your your shoulder, break your neck if I have to, just to get the submission. That's what I want to do. Not only win the match, not only gain pinfalls, but I want to make one fall, a submission victory. Armageddon, nothing would please me more than to hear your bones crack as you tap out and I keep the hold on without mercy. This Wednesday Taker, I will not know what mercy is.
One thing I notice. You say I never got the SOB title in the now destroyed and forgotten BTW. If the records were still around, I'd tell you to look at the previous champs. oh wait they are! I am a 2x SOB champion Arm. I won it, in fact, the first time, from you! Isn't that a riot? You got proved wrong! And you say if I cheat to get it? Maybe I will cheat. Doesn't matter to me. If I have to cheat I will. But I know I won't have to. That belt has always been worthless to me, but when I take it from you and retire it forever, you'll never be able to have it again. It'll always be worthless to me, and it'll still be worthless when I burn the leather strap and use the gold plate as an ashtray. I can see it now "Joe, where did you get this nice ashtray?" "Oh, that piece of trash? I beat the legendary Armageddon and took what was precious to him" It's truly be the greatest moment in ICW Taker.....truly. Can you believe it? I will be responsible for making this week's WWW the most explosive, the most historic, and possibly the greatest ever. And to do it, I will destroy a legend. I will kill a legend. Why? Because I'm Joe Cool....and I can.
