Voice on TV: Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills. The people it kills get up and kill.

Joe gets up and walks over to the phone as the zombies run lose in the movie. He makes a phone call to a person unknown.

Hello..Big Time Methodist? Yeah, Room 112 please...

Joe waits as a scream comes from the television. Joe puts it on mute as a voice comes over the phone.

Hello?

Hey it's Joe. We all set for Wednesday?

Yeah if I can get clearance to leave the hospital. The injury wasn't as bad as I thought when it happened, you know, but it's still keepin me out.

Well you said you're up for coming back Wednesday for PPV. And joining the Elite, that's going to shock some people. We haven't seen you since you got injured.

Yeah I know. The doctors say maybe in another month I'll be fully ready to come back full time. If they give me clearance know, I'll probably stick with The Elite as you know, a non-wrestling type role.

Well The Elite can sure use someone of your abilities, especially when you are better. Being a former ICW champ, it's obvious you are Elite material.

I'm glad, The Elite is a great stable, certainly better than the one I was in before I left.

Well I have to let you go, call me back at my cell number so I can know for sure to expect you.

Joe hangs up and unmutes the TV.

Voice on TV: These creatures are nothing but pure, motorized instinct. We must not be lulled by the concept that these are our family members or our friends. They are not. They will not respond to such emotions. ...They must be destroyed on sight!

Ah shoot em in the head dumbass, jeez. Take a nice steel chair and bash them like I did to Creeper that outta get em.

Bored with the movie Joe mutes it again, turns on his cd player with the Neurotica cd playin(cheap plug) and sets up his camera to film a promo to Creeper.

Nice little movie, eh Creeper? Yeah, it's the sequel from Night of the Living Dead. Many say it's one of the true sequels that surpasses the original. I agree. This one has much more gore in it..take a look.

Right as Joe says this a zombie bites the neck of a woman tearing her flesh and blood squirts across the wall. The military people pull the dead woman away and shoot the zombie in the head causing a hole to burst on his head and blood go down his face.

Ouch. Anyway, this movie actually made me think of you, and ICW in general. You see Creeper, I may be a lot of things, some say an asshole, some say a prick, some even have called me psychotic at some points but one thing I am not, and that is a coward. I said I wasn't in the stable match, which I am not, I have The Elite to take that trophy for me. I am merely a by request wrestler, and am semi-retired. Creeper, you requested me, and I accepted your challenge. Here we are. Anyway, what I was saying is, there are some positive things about me, that for some reason pricks like you fail to see. Besides having an almost perfect combination of techincal skills, speed, strength and hardcore ability, I am a legend in the wrestling industry. Do you know how many times I was actually offered a spot in the WWE? Too many to count. Normally when the WWE wants wrestlers, they have an agent, like Jim Ross, call up the wrestlers. I've had Vince Mcmahon himself, beg me personally to join the WWE. He said I'd get a Goldberg like push and would be World Champ in a month. He'll probably call me again, now that the ratings are falling. But I refuse to work for them. I'd have to conform there. The difference between WWE and ICW, is that in the WWE I'd get bleeped out in my promos. When here in ICW I can say FUCK or SHIT as much as I please. Maybe it's a small reason for you, but happens to be a big reason on my part. I don't conform.

Another good thing about me that you cannot deny, is my ability to run a business. ICW is truly one of the great feds out there today. But if you want to know the truth, many consider ICW to be a "sequel" of BTW. When I hear that, do you know what I say? ICW is Dawn of the Dead to BTW's Night of the Living Dead. It is a sequel that preceeds it's original in greatness, and even if it wasn't a sequel it's still one of the greatest of it's kind. Creeper what you seem to not understand is you work for me. You are an employee of ICWE(International Championship Wrestling Enterprises). You are part of the greatest wrestling organizations in the world. What do you think about this Creeper? A great fed such as this, has to hire it's wrestlers for a reason you know. We don't just go out and pick up the average Joe(NOT A PUN) and stick them in a role in the company. If we did that...we'd have a certain Mr. Tobias here again, and no one wants that. Speaking of which Creeper, excuse me for a second. Mr. Tobias, you, me, anytime you're feeling froggy. Now back to business. Creeper, what I am saying is, you were hired for a reason. Being the president, that also makes me the head talent relations manager. That means I scout for talent.

Now I didn't bring you to ICW. The vice president of the time, JAck Dimond, signed you to a contract. I was there for the signing but he was the one that scouted you. But dispite his incompetance to manage a wrestling organization, Dimond knew that ICW didn't hire just anyone as well. What I'm getting at is you have talent, and I won't knock you in that department. But when you cut promos and such saying you're going to kick my ass, you have to understand, that you are the one who's "f'n nuts". You have talent, I've said that, and there's somethign about you the fans are tuning in to see each week. But that's not enough to take down me. You're 420 Splash is good, but see anyone that can do a high flying maneuver can do it. Very very few people can achieve the dexterity to pull off the One Step Closer. One of those very few people, is me. While you have no submission moves in your movelist, I am a great submissions wrestler, and The Cool Crunch has made many many people tap out, even the best. Don't believe me? Pull Fate aside one day and ask him what move I used to make him tap out and give me my first BTW US title. Go to Arm's locker room and ask him about the Iron Man match in which I gained about 2 falls over him with the Cool Crunch, and he submitted to the hold. What I'm trying to convey to you is, you may have talent, but it's no where near my talents and will not help you to beat me.

You said that my promo was the funniest shit you ever heard, when you Creeper make me laugh everytime I look at you. That's right, you're a joke. What talent I said you have, you waste it by doing all the shit you do. You're talents are being wasted in ICW. Frankly if you don't step up to the plate and win some matches, ICW is going to have to send you your release papers, or send you to our development fed, HCW, to work on your abilities. And the sad thing is Creeper, you won't even have a chance to step up to the plate until the WWW after PPV, which is in Berlin. Maybe you'll get a match to win and move up the rankings. Depends on if the bookers have a spot for you that week. You see, your chance to shine will not be at my expense, as I plan to literally tear you apart. Creeper, don't worry, haha, I'm a very rich man I'll pay for your hospital bills. You're going to lose and it's as plain as the mushroom clouds that you are constantly seen around. Not only am I going to beat you, but I think I might just humiliate you. Why? Because I'm Joe Cool and I can.

Joe turns the camera off and unmutes his tv, as the movie is nearing it's end.

Female voice: What are they doing? Why do they come here?

Male voice: Instinct, memory. This was an important place in their lives.

Joe smiles at the thought of zombie mayhem and turns the volume up as the scene fades..