Love I just finished a promo not too long ago and had our cameraman Josh deliver it to ICW HQ, your interview services aren't needed. Thank you.

Err....Yeah...I'll be sure to leave, right now...as soon as my um..camera guy gets back from the uh..bathroom.

Love it's almost 35 degrees in here why are you sweating?

I'm sweating? I didn't realize..um...CAMERA GUY! WE GOTTA GO NOW!

Joe hears a distinct response, but it's from Joe's bedroom, not the bathroom.

That didn't sound like my bathroom Love...are you putting up ICW cameramen to go through my wife's lingere?

Joe starts towards the bedroom but Love steps in front of him.

Joe, you're probably hearing things....

What is WITH you Love? I'm going to my bedroom in my own home, it's not like C4 is in there with a lead pipe waiting.

Love gives a nervous chuckle and slowly walks back to the door.

I mean...he wouldn't be THAT stupid..

Joe peeks into his bedroom and hears his closet door abruptly shut. He smirks and yells back at Love.

Hey Love, if Mandy wanted to include you in tricking me you're doing a good job, except for the fact she's visiting GI! So who are you hiding in here?

Joe slides over to the closet, and peeks in through the blinds(it's one of those sliding wooden blind closets..like in Halloween)to see a T-shirt saying, "Calon F'N Cross" on it. He smirks again and locks the closet door.

Oh this is so great. C4 hiding in my closet. C4 are you in there buddy?

Joseph Cool let me out of here!

Shit!

Joe quickly opens up the door and Mandy walks out.

What are you doing in there..and why are you wearing a C4 T-shirt?

You need to get your eyes checked Joe.

Joe looks down and sees it says IC F'N W.

Well fuck that. Love was in my den and acting like a maniac. I thought C4 was in here.

Well according to his promo he was in here.

Say what?

According to his promo, which I watched while I was at Eric's house, he went inside. But of course I locked the door before I left, all of them.

So what is Love doing here?

By this time Love has walked in.

Well see, C4 didn't go in YOUR house. He went in the neighbor's house THINKING it was your house. That's why I had that look on my face in his promo. Mandy pulled up with GI and they saw me over here and called me over. C4's still inside that house I would guess.

By now it is nighttime and Joe hears the neighbors pulling into their driveway. Then the door opens and a man starts to yell something but is unexpectidly cut off. A woman screams as Joe opens up his door and looks outside to see someone getting into a car and speeding off. Joe walks next door to see what's going on.

Joe, you have to call 911! Herb and I came back from dinner and this man came out and hit Herb in the head and then he drove off! He said, "Gotcha Joe"! I think he was after you!

Oh I know he was...stupid son of a bit...er..gun. I know not to cuss in front of you good Christian folk Mrs. Price. Anyway he meant to surprise me at my house.

That's horrible, why would he do such a thing?

Well C4's the kind of guy who likes to attack a guy when he's not expecting it.

Joe dials 911 on his cell phone.

Hello, can I get an ambulance please? Police too. We have an assault, plus breaking and entering action going on here. Yeah the Price residence. Yes this is Joe Cool. Yes you WERE at my house earlier in the week. I'd appreciate it if you come here quickly, thanks.

Joe hangs up and looks back at Mrs. Price.

I'll have a friend of mine come over and stay with you and Herb, I need to stay in my house just in case that nutcase comes back.

Be careful Joe.

Joe goes back to his house and looks at his wife and David Love.

Love could you stay with Herb? C4 nailed him good. I'd say C4 has good aim to knock down a guy who's in his late forties. You can have the police give you a ride to the hotel.

Sure Joe, last time I interview C4, that's for sure.

Joe goes back inside and sees the C4 promo repeating on ICW TV. He turns on his camcorder, to make a quick response.

C4, looks like you have proven to the world that you are a bigger idiot than I could ever be. Oh yeah I don't claim to be the world's smartest man, but I typically run on my own logic and it gets the job done. You on the other hand knocked out a old man in his late forties today. Great job. You know you can say end sarcasm but it's pretty clear that you're like every guy I've ever came to battle against. You want to be Joe Cool. It's ok C4..I know it's true! You're just like every little kid I see, every developmental guy I talk to, even the veterans who don't have what it takes anymore. Love brought up a good point when he reminded you everytime we fought face to face, I left you laying. My neck may not be 100% but it doesn't NEED to be, you won't be able to touch me.

Now see C4, my logic once again states that Fear DOES equal quit. If you are scared of doing something you might as well give it up. When most people quit it is out fear. That's not a dictionary definition and I didn't expect it to be, it's a common belief. I don't know fear, and I don't know quit. You can't get me to do either. Hey C4, that's not cocky, that's the truth. Unlike you anyway...you won't make me quit, it's like Orb turning down a Snickers bar or Brandi Fairchild refusing to go down on a guy, it's a fact of life. But I'm not telling you anything, that you don't already know.

Joe turns off the camcorder and places the tape in a package to take to ICW HQ the next day as the scene fades out.