Personally, you've mad me so mad that I don't even care about winning. But while normally that would automatically state that I'd be disqualified, that's not the case here. I can do whatever I want! Well, until you tell me how much you really respect me, but in order for you to tell me that..I have to let the ref ask you don't I? C4, you will be at my mercy, and the ironic part about that is, I will show no mercy. I will be brutal, I will use every move in my arsenal, every weapon at my disposal, just to bloody you, maim you, injure you, and GUARANTEE you end up inside of a hospital room. Hopefully it will be in the ICU, but beggars can't be choosers. And the funniest part is, YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF.
Think about it, this match was signed when you tried to weasel your way into a match you didn't deserve. When I told you to earn your oppurtunity, you quite simply just said the wrong thing at the WRONG time. Then you frequently got your ass kicked every time we met face to face. Oh I'm not forgetting the time I got laid out, but see I don't include that as "face to face". That was a cheap shot from behind with a fucking lead pipe. There's a big difference.
You know why I didn't see the "Big Red Letters" as you call them stating you were giving out autographs? Where you said the sign was, there was a big poster placed over it plugging our match with a huge poster sized pic of me giving you the Solitaire Unraveling off the FNX stage. I don't wanna pop your ego, oh hell yes I do, but listen up. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME. I've only been racing for about a few weeks, and I just now quit! So how would you know that I go to the racetrack? YOU DON'T. I never go the racetrack you ignorant jackass. Nor did I see you on the bleachers. So don't be building up in your mind delusions of grandeur and intimidation, because you are neither grand nor intimidating. This isn't my place of "peace". My place of peace is my house. And if I EVER caught you inside of my house, there wouldn't be enough left of you to fill a matchbox.
If you've been doing your homework C4, you need to go back and do some more research. You got a Fucking F. You flunked buddy! Don't worry I'm sure your use to failure, I mean all those hookers that were disappointed in you had to have gotten you used to it by now. Allura included.
How did you get time on my local radio station? Who gives a fuck? I allow all ICW wrestlers to do airtime on radio stations to plug ICW events. Are you an ICW wrestler...Yes....DO RADIO INTERVIEWS! Damn you act like it irritates me or something. The only thing that irritates me is the fact you think you're high and mighty that you know things the world doesn't know. Hey, let me cover up. Oh I wanna cover up bullshit papers. News flash C4, you cannot pull up tax records from the internet. But let me retort to your claims. ICW currently employs 42 active wrestlers. Oh wait, we also have a small deveoplemental federation which has currently 13 wrestlers hired. That's 55. Don't think about this too hard C4, because the 56th person is The Avenger, but he's only on a per-appearance basis. There you go, 56 active wrestlers being paid at this time. Oh but let's go back to you saying you don't think ICW's had over 50 wrestlers. Well you haven't been here that long so how in the hell would you know? I know you don't think, and there's a reason for that, nothing good, or intellegent, every comes out of it.
I don't embezzle shit. You forget C4, not only do I get the profits of TV, merchandise, PPV, live event, plus per appearance WRESTLING pay, I also work at LOW, where I get paid quite a good amount as well. I don't need to embezzle anything because I have enough money where I am. But hey, you're the idiot I'll let you believe what you want to believe, no matter how ridiculous it sounds.
I may be a lot of things C4, but a sleazebag I am not. Unlike you, I have morals. The reason the fans love me is because I give them what they want, I entertain, I provide them with other wrestlers, namely the ICW wrestlers, in case you're too stupid to figure that out, who go out there and do what they do best, entertain the fans, and have fun doing the jobs they love. You on the other hand, are the king of sleaze. You're like Howard Stern, only without the popularity. You take pride in the fact you've ruined people's lives. You seem to enjoy the fact that because of you Pozen will never see active ring competition again. You are not a human being, C4, you're lower than that. You sicken me. You know I what I take pride in? The fact that I can wake up in the morning and look at myself in the mirror. I've never tried to hurt anyone intentionally, but this Thursday, you bet your ass I'm going to.
C4, I have a plan and the plan is simple. I'm going to tear you apart. I don't care about..
Joe rips the soft cast he's been wearing around his neck right off and tosses it to the ground, stomping on it.
I don't give a fuck about my neck! I may be rushing into battle, assmonkey, but I do have a plan, to not leave New Jersey until I have the blood of C4 on my hands. I'm going to physically disect you, and break you down til you have to respect me just to make sure you can walk within the next few days following. I didn't bump my head. I know I can beat you. I mean..heh..look at you! You're C4?! I think John Cena once said in a rap.."This battle was over, before it even started..You against me? That's totally retarded!" Look at you! In retrospect, I honestly have to take back what I said previously. I don't respect you! How could I? What the hell was I thinking?
I didn't contradict myself C4. Just because you managed to beat Bob Rocket, that doesn't make you World Championship material. You beat the World champ in a non-title match, but that doesn't mean you are World Championship material. You are in the Hardcore division. And let's face it, you barely won the Hardcore title to begin with, GI took HIMSELF out, and you needed help to stand. Beating the champ doesn't mean you should be champ. But let's get back to us. Many great wrestlers have tried, and failed to make me say that I quit. So that means you are up shit creek without a paddle. Because if all the big names I've fought couldn't make me give up, you stand no chance of doing it.
Your match description would fit..you know..if you were fighting some loser like The Avenger. But here's how the match will go down. After watching 12 exciting matchups between ICW's best, they'll watch the main event, which will feature The most explosive wrestler to step into an ICW ring, one of the best in the industry at the moment, someone who has beat many opponents and had many accolmplishments and that man will be fighting..YOU, C4. The fans will boo you, cheer me, and will buzz in anticipiation when I get in that ring, and the bell rings. Time will stand still when everyone knows that Joe will get his revenge. You'll stand there, you'll talk your talk, but then I'll start making my way towards you, and you'll walk your walk..or should I say, you'll run your run.
I'll have to work very hard in this match, mainly catching you when you try to run away, then I'll dominate the whole match and when it's all said and done, the referee won't even have to prompt you, you'll pull a Brian Pillman, by sliding outside the ring, grabbing a mic and saying, "I respect you, bookerman." Get it? I am the bookerman because I am the boss. Except instead of doing it because Pillman did it, to work with his boss to make them think that it was a real unscripted thing, you will be doing it out of mortal fear of what else I might do to you. That's as close a description to what will really happen as I can make.
I was watching Daredevil, and Kingpin and Bullseye were discussion how to kill a man without fear. Bullseye stated you should instill fear into them. The problem with that solution for you C4 is, you cannot do that. You're more likely to make me laugh at you than tremble in fear of you. Fear can anyone, and when you have none, you cannot be broken. When you cannot be broken, you will not quit. Therefore C4, let's do that math, try not to think too hard it may hurt you before I get a chance to do it. Joe Cool=The Man Without Fear. Fear=Quit, No Fear=No Quit. Joe Cool=The Man Without Fear=The Man Who Won't Quit. Get it?
I don't need to re-examine myself. I have no doubts. Your mind games do nothing but annoy me, irritate me, and otherwise piss me off. Anger motivates me. It motivates me and makes me think clearer. Bet you didn't realize that did you. You claim to be the real deal, I got two words for you: Prove it! No more words C4, bring your ass to No Remorse, step inside that ring, and take your beating like a man. You'll realize why I'm The Cool One, The Smooth Criminal, The New Masterpiece, and most importantly, The Man Without Fear...but hey, I'm not telling you anything, that you don't already know.
Josh, the cameraman turns off the camera. Joe pays him and he heads off in his own direction. Joe steps inside of his truck and he hears his cell phone beep. He pulls it out.
Yo, talk to me.
Yo Joe! It's me, Alyasis.
Aka Judgement. What's up?
Well I've been trying to get ahold of you all week but you've been busy. It was announced that LOW Aftermath is being held on Wednesday, same night as PPV.
No worries about that man, ICW moved the show to Thursday a few weeks ago, remember?
Oh yeah. Well you're booked in a graveyard match against Legacy.
Well then I'd better cut a promo on him soon too. Damn this whole thing is tiring. I was gonna have some fun tonight but I think it can wait so I can go get some rest. Talk to you later.
Joe hangs up his cell phone and begins to drive back home as the scene fades out.
