Man...yet another C4 promo is being aired. Doesn't this guy know when to shut up?

He gets up and heads into the den where his weights are, and lays down on the bench to start lifting them when he notices Mandy walk in, just out of the shower.

You need someone to spot you?

Like I'd let you try to lift these barbells.

I heard about GI being all sunburned after yesterday..why he said because of the beach I don't know.

Me neither. C4 ran his mouth again.

Again?

Yup then I got a sudden urge to lift weights. Of course that's before I realized something.

What's that?

C4's here in New Jersey.

You're not gonna...

Yes I am gonna. I'm gonna go C4 huntin!

Joe hops up and grabs the keys to his truck and heads out the door. He climbs inside his 2003 Dodge Ram and starts up the engine then pulls out of the driveway and drives down the street. He doesn't have to go too far because he recognized the area C4 was at. East Rutherford Public Gym, and he heads inside and goes to the back room, closed to the public. Of course C4 is nowhere to be found, but he figured he'd give it a shot.

I wonder where he went to? Oh well I needed the air anyway. I think I'll just go back to the truck and take off...

Joe turns around and sees a group of people standing there, making their way into the room.

Um..the sign says "closed to the public". Hey wait I recognize you guys.

Fan 1: Yeah, we're the fans on C4's promo that he dissed. We were gonna kick his ass til he buddy helped him out.

Right...you know where he went?

Fan 2: Not a clue, or we'd tell you. You were looking for him?

Eh, sort of. So you're a "Rabid" pack of Joe Cool fans huh?

Well I wouldn't say Rabid...I mean Bob here had his shots the other day.

Sure did.

uh..yeah..ok.

Did you know that he thought you sent us to beat him up?

Yeah I heard that. Funny thing is, if I wanted someone to beat him up I wouldn't have sent guys like you to do it. Now if you'll excuse me..

What's that supposed to mean?

I wouldn't have sent guys like you to do it, that's what I meant.

Ok now I am pissed. Wrestlers are just snobby!

Yeah let's kick his ass!

Oh man I don't need this.

Guy 1 tries to punch Joe but he simply catches his fist in his hand, picks the guy up(he weighs like 150) and sets him down on the other side of him.

Like I said, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go.

Neither guy tries to stop him as he leaves. He makes his way outside and realizes that C4 might be at the hotel, but decides it isn't worth searching the entire town so he decides to go to the Meadowlands Grand Prix racetrack to clear his head. Once there he gets in one of the generic racing cars they have parked there and starts running practice laps around the track. After 4 or 5 laps, he parks the car again and decides now is as good a time as any to film a short promo to Calon Cross. He goes back to the truck. Turning the camcorder on(always carries it with him), he sits on the hood and speaks clearly.

Well C4 seems to not know when to shut up. I find that a shame because he's just pissing me off more. Unlike most people when I'm pissed off I don't mess up. C4 may think he's gaining a psych-out with this, but he's really just making sure that he ends up losing on Thursday night. C4, I saw the video package you stole from the ICW a/v room about me. That was meant to go on my DVD that will be released soon, but you saw fit to take it. Good thing I made a copy. I'll be adding it to the highlight tape of our fued that they want to air before our match starts.

Now you say I'm the reason you're not the World champ. Well that may be, as you wanted to get a free ride to a main event that the KOTR would have earned when they won. Beating Rocket in a non-title match does not make you the #1 contender. It just says you can beat Bob Rocket. That's all there is to it. To be the #1 contender you truly have to beat other people that are in line for a title shot. It has to be named a #1 contender match. I will tell the world you are not championship material for one reason, and one reason only. You're not. I can't say you never will be, maybe someday you will kid. You got a lot of heart. But until that big day comes along, you need to just stick to working with the midcard and hoping for that big break.

The story I'll tell at No Remorse will be the same story I've been telling for years. Don't underestimate Joe Cool. People do that, people get hurt. I could say don't cross the boss, but I don't use power to my advantage. C4, I don't want to be you! I'd rather be me! Think about it. I'm rich, talented, I've accolmplished more in the years 2000-2003 than you will in your LIFETIME, I've got a beautiful wife, I'm going to be a father, I'm still in my prime, 29 years of age, I'm one of the smartest and most talented men in wrestling! You? Why in the blue hell would I want to be you? You're a waste of space, waste of oxygen, and, I will say it, your father wasted sperm when he knocked up your mother. Not to mention he wasted a perfectly good bottle of Jack Daniels to "get her in the mood". Of course I'm sure it didn't take much to get her in the mood, the Jack Daniels was probably to keep him drunk so he wouldn't have to focus on her face.

C4, the only person I want to be is who I am now. JOE COOL. The Smooth Criminal, The New Masterpiece, The Cool One, The Man Without Fear. You know why I'm the man without fear? BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY FEAR! I have no quit, all I have is will and determination in my matches. Stamina and heart, courage and tolerance. That's all I need and all I ever need to win. You think I don't have talent, well all I have to say is you'll see how much fucking talent I have, when I'm throwing you across the ring, assmonkey. You'll see how much fucking talent I have when I'm dropping you down on the back of your head, or when I'm locking your knee in a hold that makes your feel like everything inside of it is going to explode. You'll feel my presence when I head to the ring and all the fans in the arena are up on their feet, cheering their hearts out as I head to the ring in my overcoat to kick your ass. But hey, jackass, you know what? I'm not telling you anything, that you don't already know!

Joe, visibly worked up and pissed off now, flips the camera off and hits stop. He slides off the hood of his truck and climbs inside to drive off as the scene fades out.