What are those?
Orb promo tapes.
Your point is?
I thought you might want to watch them, he said some things.
Joe, unconcerned, doesn't look up.
Orb's always sayin something. I'll watch them when I get around to it.
Joe looks at the tapes which are labeled..Rick Daniels Interview With Orb..which Joe discards in the garbage..
What'd you do that for?
I'd rather not see Orb recieving verbal fellatio from Rick Daniels before our match, it could possibly throw off my game plan.
Joe looks over the other one, with the label, "Orb's promo to Joe"..he views it for a few minutes, chuckles to himself, and tosses it in the garbage as well.
And what about that one? What's wrong with it?
I don't wanna see Orb give HIMSELF verbal fellatio either. Too sure of himself. Don't worry Love, I got a big plan for Orb this Wednesday. I know his knees are weak points, but I'm not stupid, I take those legs out I could have him crash down on top of me. That's five-hundred pounds that I don't need on me, I'm gonna look for yet ANOTHER weak point..if I can't find one I'll make one.
Well Orb did make some comments and I'd like to get an interview about them.
Shoot.
Well, Orb seemed indifferent about your fat jokes, care to comment?
Well that makes him smarter than I give him credit for. My goal was to piss him off, possibly offend him. Hell I knew the jokes weren't original, I knew that the mere concept of going on a rant of them wasn't original, but I could care less. He ignored most of them, so whatever, the plan didn't work obviously. But let me tell you this, Orb has got to be the biggest hypocrite I've ever seen in my entire life, no pun intended. He says fat jokes aren't original, and I suppose gay jokes are? Damn what world was I livin in huh? Common name-calling and insults can not break anyone, at least not like that. Orb doesn't piss me off saying things like that, just annoys me. Next question.
Orb said that you are using ICW, to be blunt, as a means to gain yourself popularity.
Well at least I got popularity, that's all I have to say. Orb hasn't had fans since his mother was alive, and even she had her moments where she just wished he could get put up for an adoption. Orb thinks the match is about my ego, well people with big egos usually have a reason for that. You don't see homeless people who never have done anything good in their lives and are near-death have a large ego do you? I don't need ICW to justify my stardom, ICW isn't a crutch, or a way to let the wrestling world know that I'm still around. If I drifted off from the face of this industry and the fans forgot me, I could care less, because if I ever came back, I'd make them all remember me real quick. If Orb wants to know what made me decide to fight him instead of Sinister, well, Sinister actually has talent, and I didn't want to risk the chance of injuring him. If Orb thinks the fans are sick of me, and they don't want me on TV as much as I'm on it, which last week I didn't grace any television screen, by the way, then they won't have to worry because my match with you won't last long, I'm just going to methodically take you out and that'll be the end of it.
The fans probably would laugh you out of the arena if you proclaimed me as the best in the business. Want to know why? They know that you have no respect towards anyone or anything, so unless you're drunk or lying to get them on your side they'd never believe you.
You think I'm proud of my losses, but if your thick skull had actually you listened, you'd know that I never made one excuse for my loss, I never complained, I took things as they went along. What I said was, it took a hell of a lot for the guys who did beat me, to actually beat me. And Orb, that's a lot you just don't have, so you will not be able to get the job done. But I'm not telling you....oh hell you don't even deserve to hear my catchphrase you're so worthless.
David Love thanks Joe for his time and the scene fades.