Boys, I'm pretty sure that with this camera crew here the fans knew something big was happening. And instead of wait until AFTER this boring match is over, I'd like to wake the fans up.
The fans cheer once more as both fighters get pissed.
So you can either exit MY ring, or you can stay and get your asses kicked via my Unlimited Coolness.
The jobbers do not move but are talking with each other. Then they say "NO".
I hate it when they want to do it the hard way. Fine, bring it on.
Jobber A runs at Joe and attempts a clothesline, Joe ducks it and comes off the opposite end of the ropes hitting him with the New Jersey Drive-By(spear). CJB tries to fight him and Joe scoops him up and drops him with the Solitaire Unraveling. He stops both men out of the ring and picks the mic back up.
Now, where was I?
The fans break out in a "Joey" chant, which causes him to smile.
First off all, a message to my supporters, which were the many, and that's thank you. To the naysayers, well, I'd hate to say I told you so, but...I told you so. I went out to that ring inside of the cell and did exactly what I said I would do. I AM the MWF World Heavyweight Champion! The belt that should have been mine to begin with is now draped across my shoulder. Danger never stood a chance. I won't say that I'm proud to represent this place as champion, but I'm proud to represent the fans as their CHOICE to be champion. And let's face it. In this bingo hall minor league federation, who else would be a good champion? GI maybe, but definitely, The Smooth Criminal. I mean we got people named IRON CHEF running around this place. I'd rather be in TCW with the likes of C4, but hey, I'm stuck here for the moment so I might as well dominate.
Now, the real reason I came out here. I am fighting the one known as Pozen. Boy oh boy. I remember him. A true assmonkey if I've ever seen one. But, he has enough respect for me to allow me to do this interview, so please welcome..POZEN!!!!!
Come on Pozen, there's little time to waste here.
The fans are just rolling out of their seats, crying with laughter as this little person starts doing all of Pozen's signature taunts and he comes to the ring apron and tries to slide in but can't get up there, so he climbs up the steps and steps under the middle rope as he gets into the ring.
Now Pozen, what brings you out here on such short notice?
Bitchboy!!!!! You called me out here for an interview Bitchboy!!!
Whoa whoa whoa, easy there little fella, I don't want to fight you yet, I just want to talk. Is that ok with you?
Yeah I'll be fine. Just excited about my match with you Joe.
Well I saw your interview before, and I can tell your hellbent on moving on up from the smalltime.
Joe begins laughing to himself as the crowd is eating this up.
I'm sorry..
Don't laugh at me bitchboy or I'll take you out!
Oh he's got some fight in him. Tell me, do you really think you reallly can shorten my career? Do you think you can make short work of me? Well you know what, I'd say the same about you, but someone has already beat me to it!
What are you talking about! I'm starting to get just a little pissed off at you!
You got that right. Ok, ok I'll stop. I don't need my ankles bitten right now. Now, even though the chances are very small of you beating me, if you do you're gonna have some big shoes to fill as World Champion, don't you agree?
No way bitchboy, I'm ready for bigger challenges!
No I think you'd better stick to fighting someone your own size...I mean, there's very little you can do to take this belt away from me.
That's what you think Joe...
Joe interrupts him, now apparantly full of confidence and just trash talking this little person.
You know, I was talking to Mrs. Pozen earlier and she said you were in the doghouse because contrarty to popular believe.. its not the motion of the ocean.
That's it Joe I'm gonna kick your ass!
Please I don't think you could reach.
"Pozen" runs at him and Joe holds him back by putting his hand on his head..."Pozen" swings widly but cannot touch him. Joe casually shoves him down and laughs hysterically as the little Pozen leaves the ring with a tear in his eye.
Now as far as this Saturday goes, when Pozen fights me, it's obvious he's gonna come up short. Pozen, I did hear what you said, and in all seriousness, the joke is now over. I'm not too happy with what you said. Whined? Cried? I did no such thing. And you don't make it clear as to who. You said I was brownnosing Rick Havoc. Boy what have you been smoking? I hate Rick Havoc! I got my rematch with Danger because it was realized that I am the only talent this federation has to offer the fans out there. I mean let's face it. When it comes to wrestling as good as I do, looking as good as I look and being the most charismatic, talented guy this place has ever seen, there's only one person that could possibly hope to pull it off, and that's me. Now you showed some pictures of me with the belt. That's great and all, but those were BTW pics at least. As you can tell my hair has grown out considerably since those days. Those pics you showed of "me" weren't me at all! Jeez man I've never fought Eddie Guerrero or Rikishi. Although I'd like to wrestle Eddie, the man is talented, I haven't.
When it's all said and done Pozen, you are just going to be like everyone else. Another stepping stone for me. I'm going to step on you, which I'm sure you're used to, and I'm going to retain my title. That's all there is to it. You can talk trash, you can bitch, you can moan, you can try to have friends help, but there isn't a damn thing that's going to stop me from finishing you off and retaining my title. Hell, I'm not telling you anything, that you don't already know.
Joe concludes the interview by posing on the turnbuckles to a huge pop from the crowd. He climbs out of the ring and goes backstage as the scene fades.