You ready for me to own you bro?
Sure you will. I'm not so sure you want me to embarrass you in front of your apprentice over there.
GI, I have the match where Joe beat you in BTW.
Joe busts out laughing at this comment as GI is a little embarrassed.
Joe can we just get started? Wiseass little punk..
They lockup and Joe moves it into a headlock.
I'm sure you know about headlocks and things like that Jeremy.
Yes sir.
Please call me Joe.
GI takes advantage of the distraction and picks Joe up for a back suplex, but Joe lands on his feet.
No fair!
You took advantage, I was prepared for it.
You're just showing off.
GI tries a kick and Joe ducks it, and then picks him up for the Solitaire Unraveling, but puts him back down instead of slamming him.
Just think, Danger's championship reign could end THAT quick.
As if he was called, Josh runs in with a tape and places it into a TV/VCR that is plugged up nearby.
Well that ends our training.
Josh, who invited you?
Thought you might want to watch this.
On the TV plays a Danger video most recently aired. Joe exits the makeshift training ring and watches. After a few minutes he is more than a little annoyed.
Josh turn that shit off and turn on the camera.
Sure thing Joe.
Jeremy I'm about to issue Danger a verbal beatdown, you ready?
Yeah Joe.
Josh hits record and Joe begins to speak.
Danger, shut up! Sorry, had to get that out. Seriously, you ramble on and on and on and there's no ending to your useless trash talking. Do you know how much of it makes sense? Zilch. You talk about me getting beat up in the real world, etc etc etc...In the real world I've won more matches than you can count without having to use your fingers and toes. I've held more championships than you can dream of, I've slept with more women than you could hope to be with..
Jeremy laughs to himself over in the corner at what's happening to Danger.
And to top it all off Danger, I have inspired one kid to become a wrestler, and I've taken him under my wing. The really funny thing is, he hasn't even learned anything yet but could probably kick your ass just as fast as I could. MWF, get your first look at "Bloodbath" Jeremy Daniels.
Josh moves the camera over to show Jeremy who just flips it off which makes Joe laugh.
He may be a little bit scrawny now, but once he's been trained enough I'm getting him a contract here and he's going to be MWF's future star.
Speaking of stars, Danger, you are not a star. You are nothing. You can laugh all you want about the fact I've lost 2 of 3 matches. Actually you can't. How is that so funny? Are you that nieve that you think a few matches shape who a person is? You may have reached the pinnacle of sports entertainment, well that's well and good but see the name of the game here is Wrestling. Do you know anything about WRESTLING Danger? This is called Meteora Wrestling Federation, not Meteora Sports Entertainment Federation. Unlike the WWE, we don't do Crash TV and junk, we don't rely on catchphrases and people who have "the look". No we rely on wrestling talent, something that you don't have. You keep thinking your the best there is and you're not even close. You're so bad Creeper thinks you're a jobber. CREEPER!!! Surely you remember Creeper.
I did at one time realize you had potential in ICW. Untapped potential which I tried and tried and tried to show. I put you in main event after main event after main event with guys like C4 and my brother GI. You blew every chance you had! Were you ever the ICW World Heavyweight Champion? No, and it's not because of me! I gave you chances. In fact, you had two chances BACK TO BACK remember?! You screwed up both times. You cannot win the big one Danger. You just can't. It's time you looked at the "real world" as you like to call it and stop living in that delusional frame of mind. Danger, you do not have what it takes to be a main eventer. Maybe you could stay in the crusierweight division and I'm sure you'd make a killing there. Kid, maybe one day you'll break through and be somebody. But Brimstone, against Joe Cool, you won't be able to do it. You'll choke as you've done so many times in the past.
Your first win over me as a fluke, a mistake on my part, one that will not ever ever ever happen again, I can promise you that. I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you Danger but you just do not have what it takes. I would say that I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know, but then I realize that maybe you don't actually know this. Maybe you're just that nieve. So Danger, I'll tell you this much. Your 15 minutes of fame is over and through. I am going to step into this arena on Saturday night, inside of that cell, and I'm going to be victorious. Why? Because I am the man without fear, Joe Cool. You can't hurt me, you can't beat me, you can't stop me, and you can't bring me down.