Where's the magazine or picture?

Don't have one.

Then what am I supposed to sign exactly?

She leans over and whispers in his ear and then pulls something that we can't quite see out of her purse. The boy behind her just kind of laughs to himself and then we see it is a pair of silk pink panties.

Well, that's certainly different.

Oh that's not what I want you to sign, that's just a present...my phone number is on the inside.

Joe quickly puts them away. She leans over and asks him bluntly if he would sign her breast. He grins a bit before doing so and she kisses him on the cheek and walks away. The sixteen year old boy walks up next and he has on the newest Joe Cool T-shirt which refere to his legion of fans as "The Cool Army". He has an old tape entitled "BTW: Best of Joe Cool".

Wow, have you been a fan for awhile?

Yes sir. I even followed ICW, but only watched when you had a match.

Please call me Joe.

Ok. I'm going to be in the front row at Brimstone and...Joe...to tell you the truth, you've inspired me to become a wrestler.

Joe is taken aback and shocked by this.

Wow, that's a first for me. Now that I think about it, you look like you could make it. You've got a decent athletic build. I'll tell you what, how about I take you under my wing and train you?

WOW!!! You would do that?

Hey I've never had someone say I've inspired them to start wrestling before. I'll meet you after I'm the new World Champion.

I have no doubt you're going to beat Danger. I saw him in ICW and he sucked.

You've got good taste kid, what's your name?

Jeremy...Jeremy Daniels.

Got a wrestler name?

Well one time I got into a fight at school, and I threw the guy against a locker, and busted him wide open, I mean he was pouring. So my friends called me Bloodbath afterwards.

Jeez, you got anger problems?

No, the guy just pissed me off. He started it.

Don't get defensive kid, I was asking a question. I think your training will start as soon as possible. Better yet, I want you to accompany me to ringside so you can see how a wrestling match goes first hand.

Thank you Joe, you won't regret this.

The kid runs off, forgetting his tape he's so excited.

Hey kid you forgot your tape!

The kid doesn't hear him and he runs away still. Josh walks up quickly and tells Joe to follow him to the lounge. Joe does so and sees a Danger video airing. After watching for several minutes Joe is left scratching his head when it's over.

Ok most of this is the usual ramble from him, but what confuses me is how he found out about Raven?

Everyone knows about Raven, he's a star of the NWATNA!

NOT THAT RAVEN ASSMONKEY!

Oh.

This is a girl I met at the bar in East Rutherford. You were probably too wasted to remember her. She was the one I was on the phone with. But what's really weird is I hung up BEFORE the cameras started rolling.

Maybe he's stalking you?

God I hope not.

Want me to roll camera?

Sure why not. Someone needs to put Danger in his place.

Josh sets up the camera and hits record, and Joe has a big cheesy grin on his face.

Hello Danger. I'm the one that will be kicking your ass at Brimstone. My name is Joe Cool. I want to retort to your comments towards me, becuase once again, they made NO SENSE!!! I've got some questions for you Danger. If you're such a better expert in wrestling, how come it took you six Danger Zones to beat me? If I'm such a terrible fed owner, how come ICW was open for 2 years? Certainly not because of you!!! It's because I knew talent when I see it. The C4's, the AOM's, the GI's, it was their talent and my expert abilities in helping them get to the top of ICW. It was people like you that closed it. Do you know what the last main event was? Danger vs Rick Havoc. Do you know how many people showed up when they learned that was on the card? Half. I heard people commenting that it's sad that ICW has to have someone as low on the totem pole as DANGER be in the main event. Which really it was. AOM was gone, C4 injured, GI injured. Even the possible Havoc vs Iceman for ICW Anarchy wasn't enough to attract customers so we were forced to close our doors.

You say my submission doesn't hurt. Do you know why C4 was injured so long? Because of that ironman match with me. I forced him to tap out, because if he didn't, he knew I would injure that knee. And I did. He is currently wrestling in TCW, but his knee was injured for the better part of 6 months. And if I remember right, he kicked your ass all over the place, which makes him much better than you. He's my greatest rival to date, and if you can't beat him, then you can't beat me. Remember Danger, that one win was a fluke and it took 6 Danger Zones to do it. I won't allow you to win. 23 losses in ICW huh? Well you never won the big one did you? If I were you I'd hold on to that World title. I'd take pictures with it, I'd sleep with it(not in that way you sick freak), because in just two days assmonkey, that belt will be mine. It will be around my gorgeous waist.

What I meant when I said, "if I'm a hasbeen then you're not World Champion" was that I am indeed not one. It's a plain as fact as the one that you are right now the World champion. I won't take that away from you, well, not until Saturday. You'll get your TJO, as all jobbers do, but in the end, you'll realize that resistance is futile, TAP OUT. Hell, I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know.

Joe signals for the tape to end and it does. Josh leaves to take the tape to MWF and Joe heads towards his limo for his hotel room as the scene fades out...