So how are you doing Joe? You ready to beat Danger?

You're kidding me, right? Danger is as good as beat. He's going to choke on the big one like he always does.

That's kind of gross, man.

What's up with you and the gay jokes?

I thought that's what you were implying.

No it was a metaphor for the fact that Danger can never win the big match. This is the guy who I've pushed and pushed and pushed back in ICW. I gave him title shot after title shot because I had soem faith in him, each and every time the guy choked and lost. His last two matches in ICW were both World title matches, and he lost them both. That's damn pathetic.

Joe easily continues lifting the barbell over his head, not even letting JJ count it, it looks to be about 150 on each end.

I want to see you military press Danger like that at PPV.

These weigh more than Danger and I'm not even breaking a sweat. I'll toss his ass to the outside, that's sure to soften him up a good amount.

Josh barges in with a tape and knocks a muscular guy over as he rushes to Joe to give him the tape.

Hey Joe, Danger did a little interview segment about you.

You mean a promo package?

The big guy that Josh knocked over walks up.

You don't mention the word promo in a roleplay! You don't mention the word roleplay in a roleplay! It's BAD! Jeez you used to be a fedhead!!!

Josh kind of hides behind JJ, who along with Joe looks at the guy like he's crazy.

Excuse me, do I know you?

No..

No? Then shut the hell up before I knock you down a peg or two. What's up with all the psychos in New York?

You can't talk to me like that! I am a ninja from Mortal Kombat!!!

Holy shit, Scorpion?

No.

Reptile?

No the black one!

Jax?

Jax wasn't a ninja you dumbass!

ARGH you are all mocking me! I will continue to make irrelevant opinions towards all of your actions until I am respected!!!

The crazy guy leaves the room leaving Joe shocked.

What the fuck is up with all of the psychos that live in New York?

Don't ask me...how about you watch that tape of Danger's?

They all watch the tape and Joe is scratching his head confused once again, in a state of shock.

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE PSYCHOS THAT LIVE IN NEW YORK??!??!

I thought Danger was from Buffalo.

Same state....Josh do you have your camera with you?

Yes....shall I set it up.

Josh does so even without an answer, and Joe motions for him to hit record.

I'm shocked to say the least. I thought that even a cheap, bingo hall fed such as this one would have standards. See, when I hired Danger, he was ok...but...you people have hired him and the guy is MENTALLY INSANE!!! He thinks he's a God! A Prophecy! I mean send him to a shrink or something! I don't want to see him try to bite my balls off or something in that match! So anyway, enough with the complaints. Onto Danger. Danger, you are crazy if you think I should worry about some damn crucifix DDT. You should be worrying about not being a Masterpiece like myself. You should worry about not being flawless like I am. Because once I get the oppurtunity, I'm going to capitalize on a mistake of yours and create a weak point. I'm a true techincal wrestler I can make you tap out in a wide variety of ways. When you try to superkick me I'm gonna attack your knee for The Beginning of the End. When you try to slap the taste out of my mouth, I'll pick you up and drop you with the Solitaire Unraveling. And I don't even want to contemplate what the fuck a guri guri is.

You like to call yourself a prophecy. I have a prophecy for you. I see....I see.....You Danger, yes...I see you...you're...getting your ass kicked...no wait..you're getting your ass handed to you and dominated by....The Cool One. Still unclear...hang on...The New Masterpiece...The Smooth Criminal...The Man Without Fear.....Danger, you're going to get destroyed by JOE COOL!

Joe hears a sentence to which he cocks up an eyebrow at.

Hey JJ, Danger said you were a washed up hasbeen!

Who the fuck is Danger?

Some nobody I'm fighting for the World title.

You see Danger? JJ was in the same fed as you and he can't remember who you are! That's because you're nothing! You couldn't beat me if I was crippled. You said we didn't fight in ICW because I was with AOM..in the span of 3 months of the entire 2 years ICW was open. Yeah. Ok. Who is AOM again?

Dude she's your ex.

I've been with so many women do you think I'm going to remember one as insignifcant as her?

Anyway, I did care about my wrestlers...just stopped caring about the ones like you, who choked on every oppurtunity handed to them. You've once again been given an oppurtunity, this time by MWF, and this time you're going to choke once again! I'm going to beat you with ease, and make you wish ICW was still open so you never had to fight me. And I used to say everyone gets in their TJO(Token Jobber Offense), but ever since that victory over Joey Dice, it's obvious jobbers can't even get that anymore against me. So Danger, I am only one step closer to being the MWF World Champion, and you are that final step..I WILL step on you to get to that belt. But hey, I'm not telling you anything, that you don't already know.

Joe makes a cut throat sign and the camera is stopped, and then he lays back to lift more weights as the scene fades.

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