Mmmmmm....good morning handsome.
Good morning to you too...um...do I know you? No, but we got acquainted last night. I'm Trixie.
Trixie..right. Well, nice to meet you.
She giggles again, and Joe cocks up an eyebrow, wondering what's so funny.
The pleasure is all mine.
I'm just going to go shower, ok?
Sure...wanna play afterwards?
Um...yeah sure, can I go shower?
Joe hears her giggling again as he makes his way to the shower, then one remark from her makes him realize what's she's so happy about, but then confuses him.
God, I can't believe WE did it with Joe Cool!
We?
Joe makes his way to the bathroom and notices the shower is already on. Another woman, looking exactly like the other one, peeks her head out and smiles at him.
Hey there..come to join me?
Oh sweet God...twins! Um...Actually...
There is a knock at the door and Joe uses the excuse to go to the door, of course quickly dressing in an old ICW tee and some sweat pants. Standing there with a camera and a tape is Josh.
Oh God not now.
Joe leaves the hotel room briefly and shuts the door behind him as Josh tries to peek inside.
Come on Joe, Havoc cut a promo, we should respond.
Josh, if you have a brain in that head of yours, you'll leave this camera here with me, and go away.
What's the big deal?
Take a look.
Joe opens the door a little bit where the two latina girls are giggling and waving back at them. Joe quickly closes it.
TWINS, Josh..TWINS!!!
Yeah I saw you with them last night.
I've got to party more.
So what do you need the camera for?
Um, to film my promo to Havoc...just NOT RIGHT NOW.
How about you film it first, while I wait in the lobby and I come back up here in an hour? I've got other things to do.
I hate you, you know that right?
Of course you do. I'll be back in an hour.
Joe lowers his head and goes back inside where the girls are waiting, removing the robes now that they are all alone. Joe sits down between them.
Ready to go again?
Oh God yes...I mean..I'd love too, but...
Trixie runs one finger down his chest slowly creeping towards his pants...Joe gasps a bit and grabs her hand before it goes any further.
BUT..I've got to work ladies, sorry...but it'll only take about an hour tops....if you don't mind waiting..
We could just sit here and look pretty while you film a promo to that Havoc guy. We saw what he said, it wasn't nice.
Ok, sit up here with me while I do it then. Just no giggling, as much as you'd like to. I get paid for stuff like this.
Joe places the tape inside of the camera, which is setting nicely on a tripod and hits record.
Hello MWF! I'm Joe Cool here with two lovely lovely TWINS, and we are here to deliver the weekly verbal beatdown to a select group of people. Aren't you lucky? First of all, Joey Dice.
Isn't he who you beat last Saturday?
Yeah, I wanted to congratulate him. For he had a chance to shine with greatness. Granted, he FAILED that chance, and is now stuck fighting Pozen, of all people, but he had his chance. Not many people get that chance Joey. And I thought you were going to hit the Snake Eyes or whatever and beat me? Tsk...tsk...tsk. Not only did I beat you, I beat you so bad the match had to be ended via KO! Knockout, man! Do you know how pathetic you are? You barely got any offense in! At least the typical jobber gets the TJO in, but you didn't even do that! You're like, below a jobber! But in all seriousness, good luck on your mediocre curtain jerker career here in MWF. I'm sure that match with Pozen will be a...um...*snickers* classic.
Now, with that said, let's move on to Rick Havoc. Havoc, do you think I should get down and kiss your ass for putting me in a tag team match with you and Danger? Hell no. And do you think that you and Danger are truly the better team? Wasn't it...2 or 3 weeks ago that you..oh hell, look at this clip, which is on my TV.
Joe spins the camera around to the last main event in ICW history..
Danger is up and he grabs Havoc and now he lands an Atomic Drop on Havoc and the clobbers him with a clothesline. Danger now locks Havoc in the SHARPSHOOTER!!!!!!
RD: What's with everyone using that move?!
DL: Don't know, but he could make Havoc tap out here!
Danger has locked it on Havoc in the middle of the ring and Havoc is laying there like a wounded duck. The ref checks in with Havoc to see if he will tap out from the Sharpshooter.
RD: Havoc taking immense pain right now but refusing to give up.
DL: Danger is applying an enormous amount of pressure on Rick Havoc and Havoc is holding up.
Havoc trying with all of his might to grab the rope and he is almost there but it looks as if Havoc is going to tap. Havoc is holding his hand up in the air and is about to smack it down on the canvas and admit defeat causing Danger to be the World Champion. Havoc in the moment of truth almost tapping out BUT NO!!!!!! HAVOC GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!
RD: OH MY GOD! HAVOC HAS GRABBED THE ROPES!!
The referee makes Danger release the hold and now Danger showing signs of fatigue and disappointment. Danger whips Havoc into the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Havoc ducks and nails Danger with a Flying Elbow.
Danger gets up but he is dazed and Havoc goes to the ropes and nails Danger with a Bulldog!
DL: BULLDOG! THIS COULD BE IT!
RD: THIS IS IT! I KNOW IT!
Havoc goes for the cover as: ONE!................ TWO!.................... THRE-----NO DANGER KICKS OUT!!!!
DL: THIS MATCH WAS A SECOND AWAY FROM BEING OVER!!!
Havoc in frustration gets up and now is searching in his bag for another trick. Havoc sends Danger to the ropes but Danger counters and sends Havoc to the ropes Danger ducks down as if he was trying to hit Havoc with a Back Body Drop but Havoc doesn't bite the bait, instead he picks Danger up and slams him down with the spinal crush!!! 1.....2......3!!! It's all over!
You were at each other's throats. And the week before that was Elimination Chamber. Like Danger is going to let all that slide? See while I do not want any help, why I do not NEED any help, while I could take on both you and Danger with one hand behind my back ALONE and be able to pull out the win, I'm not going to refuse to team with Chris Chaos, a guy I don't even know just because I'm teaming with him. We'll go out there, we'll team, and we'll kick your asses. Because while I'm not too sure who Chaos is, he seems to know who I am and he respects the hell out of me. So you know what? I don't think we'll have any problems. You two, however, should worry about your chances of victory at Brimstone.
The rest of your promo was a bunch of nonessential rambling about "how great you are" Notice I even used the air quotation marks there. You're not great Rick Havoc. You're an assmonkey pretending to be great. If you want to look at true greatness, look right at your television screen..at this very second. I am greatness. I am the Smooth Criminal, I am the New Masterpiece, I am the Man Without Fear...you are the Innovator of Stupdity. Danger is going to have his career go downhill in no time if he starts kissing your ass, because I'll be sure to take him out if need be, ICW be damned. But hey, I'm not telling you anything, that you don't already know.