Well I know neither of you have heard from me and there's a point to that. I've been in rehab. I busted myself up good when I missed the One Step Closer off of the cage, and I've had to keep my ribs taped up and keep conditioning myself so that I don't have to leave LOW's active roster and end up on the injured list. That would not be good for anyone. Oh let's not forget I've been suffering from a concussion thanks to a certain Andrew Crow, but I'll get to him later. Other than that, I'm ok. I managed to defeat Miller Magnum, who I'll admit is a much better opponent than Xtra Ordinary...oh wait he's my opponent this week too. And in another 3-way match, with yet another Token Jobber. What did I do to deserve this? I mean I work hard, I bust my ass and I get stuck in another curtain jerker match?!! I honestly need to know how can I prove myself to the higher-ups to get out of pathetic matches like this one. I'm Joe Cool! The Cool One! The Smooth Criminal! The New Masterpiece! The Man Without Fear! I've got more talent in my pinky than half of the guys on this pathetic Aftermath roster! Xtra Ordinary? Already beat him. Miller Magnum? Beat him. Tyrone Johnson? Going to beat him. Jason Warrior? Could Beat him for his aftermath title EASILY if given the chance. Legacy? I respect him too much to make fun of him, but I bet I could beat him. So anyway, enough of my complaining! I refuse to mention my so called opponents, after all, they're nothing to me! In fact I'm so pissed off I'm just going to end this thing right now....SEE YA!
Joe ends his tape early, turns the camera off and sees his wife Mandy come out of the shower room topless, noticing the camera she immediatly pulls up a towel..
TURN THAT CAMERA OFF!!!
It is off! I got pissed off at LOW so I just turned off my camera.
She relaxes and drops the towel and walks over and sits next to Joe who reaches into a luggage bag and hands her a 'Joe Cool: The Man Without Fear'(ON SALE NOW!) and she slides it on.
We've got to get a checkup for you in a week or so..
Yeah I know. Our baby should be developing it's sex organs soon..so we'll know what if it's a boy or a girl. I think during my second trimester.
I hope we can know soon, I want to figure out what our baby is so I don't have to refer to our baby as 'it'...
Joe, feeling better, places his face near Mandy's belly and speaks into it.
Tell me what you are! I know you have some idea!
Mandy starts laughing and lays back on the bed and Joe lays next to her and kisses her.
We're going to be great parents, aren't we?
We have to be....Because if not our baby will end up like my brother!
Joe and Mandy laugh again, happy together as the scene fades..