Damnit Joe you gotta do something about that!

Calm down, Alyasis, damn I know, I'll reverse the decision whenever the show ends, and fire the referee. Incompetance like that is not appreciated and he knows it.

Enigma thinks he got a lucky pinfall but I had the leg on the ropes.

And if you didn't you wouldn't have kicked out, so you know he could have beat you.

That's true. So I almost forgot to tell you, I talked to Trigger today..

What about it?

Well your performance at LOW: In The End was good enough to get you a spot on the Aftermath roster.

Sweet! So I'm guessing I have a matchup at Aftermath as well?

Against Andrew Crow and Xtra Ordinary.

Who?

New guys.

New to what, the business itself?

Maybe? I dunno.

Well I can't give out an interview about my signing, but I can promote the event tonight!

How?

Late Show with Conan O'Brien, I'm there promoting ICW: In Your Face so I'll just let them know about this too.

Conan is awesome, you hardly do the talk show thing do you?

Oh no, I haven't since my experience at TRL...I'll NEVER do that again.

I saw that one! You almost knocked Carson Daly's lights out.

Yeah and Conan's a cool guy so it won't happen this time.

Joe quickly meets up with Vice President Mick Hardy, and lets him know about his promotional appearance. Hardy agrees to finish up the business end, and now we head to....

NBC STUDIOS IN NEW YORK..IT'S LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN!!!!! Tonight's Guests: Wrestling Superstar JOE COOL; from the motion picture The Hulk actor NICK NOLTE; and musical guest OUR LADY PEACE! And here's the host of the show...CONAN O'BRIEN!!!

The show's introduction, featuring blaring music, fireworks, and an over-enthused announcer howling with excitement. Conan runs through his monologue, and whenever one of the monologue jokes stiffs, Conan does one of his famous "saves" by launching into an awkward, gawky walk, and jumping in front of the camera making weird faces. Luckily tonight's jokes are good. We finally get to the spot everyone was waiting for...

Ladies and gentlemen, I know I say this every single time, and it's mostly wrong but tonight we have a great show for you...Joe Cool is here....from ICW of course...and the legendary NICK NOLTE is here tonight! Plus, a great band, their new Live album is out in stores now..Our Lady Peace, is here tonight. So we'll be right back!

After a brief commercial break we find Conan at his desk.

Our first guest is well known for being a mainly behind the scenes guy at ICW, but word has it he has signed a multi-million dollar contract with Lights Out Wrestling as well, please welcome JOE COOL!

The band does a cheap knock-off of Joe Cool's theme song as he comes out to a standing ovation. He sits down next to Conan.

Hello Joe, it's good to see you.

Great to be here Conan, I had to rush out from Texas, where our show was tonight.

Because you so desparately wanted to be on here, with me.

Well sure, if that's what you want me to say..it's not exactly true though..haha.

Um..anyway, I hear that ICW now has a full roster, is that correct?

Yeah we haven't been this popular for a few months now, we were sort of stuck down in a ditch and had to crawl back out.

And your latest PPV offering one week from today? Wow, I looked at the card, 14 matches.

It's going to be an impressive night I'm sure, we have some of the top talent in the industry plus we are making new stars.

I thought Judgement worked for LOW?

He works for both, actually, we had a contract agreement which allowed him to do that. In fact I am there now, I have myself a match next week, which is why I probably won't be there to view my own show at the event. I'll have to work all day getting it together then head out on a flight to LOW Aftermath.

And you fans thought pro wrestlers didn't have it tough, huh?

Most people don't, they think it's all fake, then I mention the various injuries I've recieved and they change their opinion. I really want to be at my company's PPV but LOW will come first in this occasion.

Who will you be facing at Aftermath?

As it turns out I'm fighting two other new guys, Andrew Crow and Xtra Ordinary...never heard of either one of them actually. I just know that they will be the ones that bring me One Step Closer to the Aftermath title.

Well thank you for coming on tonight, Joe, and for all you fans out there Joe's company, ICW will present their PPV, In Your Face, at 8:00/7:00 central, live on Pay Per View, and Joe himself will be on LOW Aftermath, around midnight of the same night, so if you're lucky you can catch both! Stay tuned for Nick Nolte..after the break!

The show continues with Nick Nolte discussing his role in The Hulk, and then after a third commercial break we come back with a performance from Our Lady Peace, who have a new "Live" album out.

We are almost out of time here but before we go of course we have a musical guest, their new Live albumb is in stores now, and they are performing a great song, Innocent, please welcome OUR LADY PEACE!

Oh Johnny wishes he was famous
Spends his time alone
in the basement
With Lennon and Cobain
A guitar and a stereo and
While he wishes he
could escape this
But It all seems so contagious
Not to be yourself and faceless
In a song that has no soul

I remember feeling low and
I remember losing hope and
I remember all the feelings
And the day they stopped
We are we are all innocent
We are all innocent we are we are
We are we are all innocent
We are all innocent we are we are

Tina�s losing faith in what she knows
Hates her music
hates all of her clothes
Thinks of surgery
And a new nose
Every calorie is a war
While she wishes she
was a dancer
And that she'd never
heard of cancer
She wishes God would give her
some answers
And make her feel beautiful

I remember feeling low and
I remember losing hope and
I remember all the feelings
And the day they stopped
We are we are all innocent
We are all innocent we are we are
We are we are all innocent
We are all innocent we are we are

One day
you'll have to let it go
You'll have to let it go One day
You'll stand up on your own
You'll stand up on your own
Remember losing hope
Remember feeling low
Remember all the feelings
and the day they stopped

We are we are all innocent
We are all innocent we are we are
We are we are all innocent
We are all innocent we are we are

We are we are all innocent
We are all innocent we are we are oh
We are we are all innocent
We are all innocent we are we are oh

We are, we are all innocent...

The audience applauds the band and Joe responds with one statement, "That was f*cking sweet", as Conan thanks all his guests and the show ends. Joe however is not through with OLP just yet, he walks up to lead singer, Raine Maeda..

Hey Raine!

Joe Cool, what's up man I'm a huge fan of yours

Same here, I totally dig the sound you guys bring with your music. So much so that I was wondering, how would you like to play me down to the ring at LOW Aftermath?

Yeah, since you picked Staind over us to do ICW In Your Face! Haha

Hey they did the official theme, of course I gotta let them perform it! Plus this is a big show.

I'd rather play you down to the ring anyway, LOW needs to know that Joe is a star, and what better way than to have a top band playin him to the ring?

Damn straight. Hey man I'll catch you later with the business arrangements and everything I'm sure I can convince the guys at LOW to allow this.

The scene fades as Joe heads out of the studio so he can catch a plane to New Jersey so he can go home and spend time with his wife...