So ok, you get your replacement. I have to tell ya Kanich you certainly did call at a bad freakin time!

Oh shut up Joe, you are married to the chick you can get some whenever you want! Besides you've been at your house all day you probably already DID get some!

Amen to that Kanich..and hey let's face it..At least I AM getting some!

Joe I know where you live don't make me hunt you down.

Man Kanich I know where I live to, you want the address just in case you go to the wrong house?

Yea in other words you're saying you arent' scared of me. That's cool. But I don't need fear to kick someone's ass.

Hey if me and you ever faught you know I wouldn't be the only one getting my ass handed to me.

Haha, yeah I guess your right Joe, we ARE the top guys in this business right now. I just gotta show Crow that this WWW, speaking of which I think I'll check the promos on ICW TV.

Yeah, you do that man. Hey, I gotta go I got important things to do as you already know.

Yeah Joe catch your later....HOLY SHIT.

What, did Arm announce his retirement? Lord knows we don't want that after all he draws in the big money...

Joe just shut up and tune to ICW TV...but be warned this is gonna piss you..and Mandy both off.

Why would it piss Mandy off..ok hold on.

Joe turns on ICW TV, and sees a JJ promo, in which JJ's talking to...Mandy?? It couldn't be. Joe calls out to Mandy who had left to go to the bathroom, as he ends his phone call with Kanich.

Yea, Kanich I gotta go. C-ya. Mandy, can I ask you a question?

What is it Joe honey?

Are you at the East Rutherford Public Gym right now?

What? How in the hell can I be there, I'm right here!

You got me. But there you are, plain as day, JJ's promo is a LIVE taping.

You know as well as I do I've been here all day.

I'm not saying you weren't you were here with me. I called in sick so we could be together all day for crying out loud.

Mandy takes a look towards the TV and sees herself. She starts screaming.

WHO THE HELL IS THAT SLUT POSING AS ME?

Mandy, calm down, it's just a JJ Crawford trick, to piss me off.

Well you aren't the only one pissed off Joe!

Man look at em go they're like a bunch of horny teenagers.

I would never touch that greasy head of his. Plus I've been here!

I know Mandy, I know.

That's amazing how she looks like me. If she wasn't such a c**k-sucking slut I'd ask her where she gets her clothes at.

Haha, hey Mandy, I got an idea. It'll make us look good, clear your name, prove that Mandy is fake, and make JJ look like a bigger idiot than he already is!

Joe what are you talking about?

Well, I need to work out some so I figured I'd CALL the gym to make a reservation, and then contact someone who's there.....

OH I see Joe...could I make a reservation too? After all I love to keep my figure in shape as you know..hehehe.

I don't see why not. I'll make sure you talk to that special person in your life as well.

I already am Joe, you're the only one for me. You're SO smart and let's not forget you got a perfect body hehe.

Yes and letting my hair grow out really does me wonders. Now Mandy if you hand me the phone book we can make a reservation at the gym.

Mandy giggles as they both realize the joke they are going to play to get back at JJ and he doesn't even see it coming. She gets the phone book out of Joe's office and Joe looks up the number for the gym as JJ's live promo is still airing. He finds it and dials the number. Ring, ring, ring, someone picks it up. He quickly hands Mandy the phone.

Hello? East Rutherford County Gym.

Yes, can I make a reservation please? My name? Mandy Cool. Yes myself and my husband Joe would like to train at your facilities today.

Maam I don't know who you are but there already is a Mandy Cool here, and it looks like she's not with Joe anymore so stop with your prank calls.

The woman hangs up, Mandy gives the phone the finger, calling the woman a bitch. Joe laughs.

Haha. Mandy next time you go to the gym you might want to tell yourself about it.

Why don't we just go down there so I can bitchslap them all personally?

Well for one, I don't want to get arrested for assualt....

Yeah I guess you are right. Besides you'll get JJ in the ring sometime. Are you going to call this time?

Yeah but screw the reservations.

Joe dials the number again and the same woman answers it.

Hello? East Rutherford County Gym, how may I help you?

Yeah, hi. This is one of your regulars at the gym, and I was watching TV and noticed my good buddy Doomsday was there. Could you patch me through to him?

Hold on sir I'll see if he wants to talk.

Joe watches on the TV as a woman walks up to Doomsday and motions for him to come to the phone. The camera stays on JJ and "Mandy" for a little longer then goes to see what Doomsday is doin. He picks up the phone.

Hello? Doomsday speaking.

YO Doomsday, what is up my man? You don't remember me do you?

Judgement? Is that you? I thought you were managing Kanich he'd have a cow if you were heard talking to me.

Well you got the J part right.

I don't really know anyone else named......shit.

I don't know anyone named shit either! Isn't that amazing?

You're not who I think you are...are you?

Well that depends who do you think I am?

I think I'm talking to a overrated son of a bitch who is gonna get his ass kicked!

Well I guess I'm not who you think I am. See, that person is already there with you. You are talking to Joe Cool...YOUR BOSS.

I don't give a shit if you are my boss, I don't want to talk to you. Hey Joe I have a question, how's single life treating you? HAHAHAHA

Hey Doomie, let's be pals here. Get JJ on the line because I really wanted to talk to him. Once you ask him to come over and talk, I'll tell you EXACTLY how single life is treating me.

Once again we see on the TV, Doomsday sets the phone down and goes over to JJ who is still making out with the fake Mandy. JJ motions he'll be over in a minute and Doomsday goes back to the phone.

He's on his way JOE FOOL.

Oh Doomie, would you mind explaining to me how my husband is a fool when the joke is on you and that jackass friend of yours?

And who is this?

Mandy Cool of course, Joe's wife. Man, let me tell you something Doomsday, being with Joe all day can take a lot out of a girl. I don't need the training but Joe suggested we go anyway just for the hell of it. It's about 5:30 now and Joe really wants to talk to JJ so if you could hurry up and get him on the line for us..

About this time it's almost cartoonish. Doomsday is making double takes and looks like his eyes are going to pop out of his head. He slowly puts the phone down and hoarsly calls for JJ.

JJ, um....there's, there's um..someone one the f..f..phone, for you man so uh hurry up.

JJ tells "Mandy" to wait and goes over to JJ.

What's with you man you're acting like someone just made us both look like jackasses.

Doomsday doesn't say anything as JJ picks up the phone. Meanwhile on Joe's side, they've already turned on speakerphone so they both can talk to JJ.

Hello? If this is anyone making me and Doomsday look stupid you'll regret it!

JJ, JJ, JJ. I've told you before, you don't need my help to look like an idiot all you need is camera time.

Joe you son of a bitch! What are you calling me for? I don't want to talk to your sorry ass, I dumped you from The Elite, and as you can see from my promo, heh, YOUR WIFE dumped you as well.

Joe mocks crying.

Hurts doesn't it Joe. She realized that I am everything you're not and that I'm a star. What do you have to say about that?

No not my wife, I can't believe you, you son of a bitch you stole my wife from me! Mandy, Mandy! JJ Crawford stole my wife!

Oh no Joe, not your wife, that's so sad. I can't believe he'd so something like that to you.

We can see on the TV JJ's slowly realizing he's been caught.

Wait, Mandy! I just realized something...YOU are my wife! And and, you're here with me...wow. But how can you be..

Joe that's right I am your wife! And I've been here all day giving you something that JJ will never ever get from me!

They just both burst out laughing as Joe hangs up the phone and JJ is left on TV demanding the camera be turn off and his promo ends. We go back to ICW TV on the screen and regular taped promos air. Mandy still laughing informs Joe that she's going to take a shower and Joe says he wants to film a quick promo to JJ then he'll join her. He sets the camera up and begins.

And let me tell you something JJ, she certainly is the best at what she does. You see you thought you could play the mind games. Had you realized that I had not went to ICW offices today, or even started my flight to Berlin and instead stayed home for a day, you might have been able to save yourself. Unfortunately for you, that's not the case and now you look like an idiot in front of everyone in ICW. Funny how master plans can backfire, hmm? Let me try and think how it would have went if it had worked. I would have seen the promo from work or Berlin, became crushed, and then if I see Mandy once I get home verbally abuse her and send her out of my house, ending our marriage so she can actually come crying to you to get back at me? Nice plan but it was flawed and I stopped it from working just by staying home. R & R helps my back lots, but they always say laughter is the best medicine and I just got lots of it from you.

Joe opens up a nice cold soda from a small icebox, and takes some sips before looking back into the camera.

JJ, what will you think of next? Perhaps you can have my mother turn against me next? Oh wait that would be literally impossible. She's dead. Oh wait, you could go desecrate my parent's graves? No no that can't work, because they were cremated and their ashes were buried underneath the family house, the one I'm living at now. That's why there is a tombstone with their names on it on the side of the porch. JJ it's amazing how people want to use tricks to play mind games, but all it really takes to do it is smarts and common sense. Well you won't be playing mind games any time soon will you JJ? Now, I suppose you could film a new promo where Mandy isn't actually in the shower she's with you, but see that would mean she'd have to crawl over me to do it as I'm sitting right next to the shower door filming this promo. As soon as I finish I'm tossing the camera on the bed and joining her. So yeah your chances of getting my wife are shot. Then again, you had no chances to begin with.

Now even though "Mandy" said some of these things to me, I'll just respond to the whole bunch because let's face it, she's a fake and her comments were most likely scripted by you. First we start with the "I want a divorce, I never loved you" bit. Man that's some classic cheap heat shit there. What movie did you rip that from? Should I tell you the lovely story? I met Mandy while she worked as an interviewer for BTW. She doesn't do that anymore she quit once her modeling career took off. And as company policy I didn't even start dating her til she quit BTW but we were always good friends. Once she quit, well, dates, proposal, marriage, etc, etc. Here we are and here we'll be. You really don't need to hear the story do you? I didn't think so. Believe it or not JJ, everyone in the wrestling world seems to know that Mandy and Joe are together and Mandy would NEVER leave Joe. Hell, AOD barely knows me and he knows this is a fact.

Now, she then went on to tell me I was stupid and I never thought I'd get hit where you hit me. Truth is I haven't been hit at all. The last time someone tried to hit me hard was when Armageddon ruined my ICW office suite. He knew good and well he couldn't ever steal my woman away and he didn't try. We knew how to hit each other, and how we couldn't. Every one I fight thinks they can try that woman stealing thing, but it just simply can't happen. Hey JJ, I got it, if that fake Mandy whore wants to, I can sanction a match for next week, Mandy vs "Mandy"! Or the fake one can come out to her real name. I mean that way even more people can see how much of a dumbass you are, when they see your Mandy is a fake. All I got to say is that fake Mandy did a very good job in sucking up to you, I suppose that she does a good job of sucking, anyway? And considering her character had to be scripted by you, she obviously learned how to suck from you as well. Hey it's not hard to suck when you're JJ Crawford, it comes natural.

One thing she managed to say that was true, was that Mandy is working on her ring skills. But due to the fact her and Fate's wife are good friends she's not joining ICW until Fate's girl Summer does. But enough about what Fake Mandy said, I wanna talk about what YOU said JJ.

JJ, I mess with you and I know exactly what I'm in for. Cheap tricks, all talk, and no walk. And JJ, if you do walk, you'll never walk like The Smooth Criminal can walk, and let's face it, you can't even talk like The Smooth Criminal talks. I've always said that I am the man that women want, and the man that the men want to be like. You are just one of those men. You want to be exactly like me. I mean you turn against the guy who gave you a break in ICW, yes I did that in BTW. And just like me JJ, you'll be regretting it. Your initials are similar to mine for crying out loud! JJC, JC. yup. Let's not forget you are a high-flyer, stealing my style of moves. Hell you even went as far as to get a fake Mandy, then saying she's my Mandy and you stole her, so Lord knows that you are dying just to be like me. You said last week that I am Arm's mentor and idol? No if you want to face the facts, you are the one who is idolizing me. Don't worry JJ, the first step towards recovery is admitting you have a problem.

JJ, the general message you've been giving me, is "Don't fuck with JJ Crawford, he's the TRUE star." The star of what? Jobbers, Inc? You sure as hell aren't the star of ICW. You think that you are so deserving of a World title shot, yet I've seen NOTHING that shows me you deserve it. Anyway, I'm tired of talking shit to you, I'm going to end this and take a shower with my beautiful wife, who will never be in your hands. Why? Because I'm Joe Cool and I can.

Joe turns off the camera and opens the door and goes inside with Mandy as the scene fades...