Joe: So, Ty...
Ty: Yeah Joe?
Did you see Mantys little video that he sent out?
GI: I said before I don't know he was Arab or had ties with Osama or whatever. Billy Bob said he didn't but...the guy is crazy.
I knew that ahead of time, that's why I put you on our team. You two can try and out-weird each other.
Yeah that sounds like a good plan.
Wait, what are you trying to say?
That you're a little..odd, GI.
Oh okay. Yeah...it's not so much me, as it is the people I hang out with.
Yeah but you picked your friends.
Jack stalks me, so I pretend to like him.
Freak. We all have weird friends though. I got a couple of guys in New York pretending to be Ninja turtles who used to be my friends.
God I saw that! Brocky and the Dude!
Who?
Guys from BTW. The Dude has fallen from grace hasn't he? I mean I do remember beating him for the World title. It was easy as pie, but yeah.
The Dude and Brocky have been on drugs for the longest time I believe.
Joe reaches over and turns off the old ICW tape when he manages to catch part of a Care promo on television. He feels angry and turns the tv off all together.
You're not going to watch that?
I don't blame him. I got pissed off when I saw it too. Care thinks he's hot shit or something.
It's like I said, he praises himself becuase no one else will.
Not that he deserves it.
One thing strikes me as odd though.
What?
How did he know what you were telling me about airing those ICW promos on Spike? I mean you weren't taping the contract signing were you?
No I wasn't. No cameras in there at all.
Maybe he's magical like you Joe.
I don't know where you get the idea that I'm magical.
You said it right before you disappeared on me in my house!
I haven't been to your house since Christmas!
So back on subject...
I guess he might of overheard staff people talking about it. That's my best guess. Either way he doesnt' know what he's talking about. I saw advertisements for XWF DVD's during Smackdown so it's not that hard to believe I'd get a few ICW ads before RAW and during CSI.
He seems to think it'd be on the internet or some stupid shit like that.
People on the internet are too busy reporting what Matt Hardy has to say or do about anything and everything to worry about what ICW does or does not air before during of after WWE shows. I catch the wrestling audience when I can, during a wrestling show.
Don't worry about it Joe, Care's an ignorant jackass.
Yeah I won't. I wasn't worrying to begin with. You guys got to hang at GI's place or something because I got to go.
You don't trust your friends Joe?
I don't trust my friend and my brother around my liquor cabinet. Go.
GI and Ty leave first, Joe says goodbye to his dog Charlie then locks the door. He has his video camera from the A/V room at ICW with him. Probably to take back. Ty and GI both drive off in separate directions. Ty probably to the hotel and who knows where GI is going. Joe decides to do something first and he turns on his camera.
I thought since I haven't anything for a few days, I'd grace you all with my presence. It really looks like you all are loving this ICW show. Which is good because I have an announcement to make at the Rebirth that will please everyone, wrestler and fan alike. But that's for later. Right now I want to talk a little about my matchup at The Rebirth. You see, GI, Ty and myself were talking about well, this match. We saw Care's little video air on the tv and naturally it pissed me off. Care you do such a GOOD job of that. I will commend you on knowing exactly how to get under someone's skin. You're just that kind of slimy bastard that knows how to do it. But I'll get to you a little later.
Right now let's go on about my other opponents. First up is Dark Lord Mantys. Man I've never fought you before and with good reason. You are just plain weird. I don't know what was with whatever you put on the tv but I couldn't really wrap my head around it. And I have GI for a brother, okay? So I don't know much about you, in fact no one does. The only I know is that you like to buddy around with the Uptown Hobos and you wrestled here before. Oh. You were also Television Champion, and a tag team champion. I don't even know what your finisher is. Do you have a finisher? I guess that's all a part of your eccentric nature. Mantys this does give you a small advantage. The only way I have to prepare for you is to watch your old matchups. Of course the only one I currently have available, since the tapes are being used for other things, is a copy of Dark Lord Mantys vs Adolf Rummings from an episode of FNX. You used a double underhook something to win. Yeah. So small advantage or not Mantys, you're just one of the people on the losing team!
Next up, I come to Sinister. Now Sinister is a loyal guy to ICW whether he admits it or not. He stuck with us through thick and thin and he did come back for this show. I also know that Sinister is talented. Very talented. I've said it before, I've wanted to fight Sinister for the longest time because I know he'd give me the competition that I love. I thrive for competition. Everyone knows it. How could a former ICW World, BTC, Tag Team, US and Crusierweight Champion like Sinister NOT be competition for me? I respect Sinister and everything he's done in his career, and I will continue to give him props no matter what he says. Now Sinister I understand you have a point you feel you need to prove in this match, which is why you say you came back. You have nothing to prove to me. I know you're good. I know you beat C4. Hell he wouldn't let me forget it. He says he got screwed but he didn't. When C4 lost, he lost and he had no one to blame but himself. If the locker room thinks ill of you, show them what you're made of. Go out there with us and have a five star matchup. That'll change a lot of minds, whether you win or not. Although to be honest, I'm not going into ICW's reunion show to lose. Before I didn't care either way, because it'd be fun regardless. But my fun is being pissed on.
By you, Chris Care. The guy who thinks he's so much better than everyone else. The guy who has never been World Champion, so he stays bitter and acts like he never cared about it, when we all know he did. Do you know you even booked in the World title match originally Care? You were going on about retirement at the time, the fans liked you, although I still can't imagine why anyone would give a fuck about what you do, and I felt sorry for you. So I put you in a qualifying match, which you BARELY won, then you go into that 4-way Triple Cage match at ICW No Remorse against JJ Crawford, Ice and Bob Rocket. ICE wasn't even a main event player! This was when we had that roster split and someone decided to give ICE a chance. Not me because I wouldn't dream of having a nobody in the main event. Well, except you Care.
Joe smiles at this cheap shot and continues.
Bob Rocket was in that match. Bob Rocket was lucky to have ever been World Champion anyway, and yet you coudln't beat him? You couldn't beat JJ Crawford? You had the chance Care, you blew it. You choked. You have a history of that. Who's to say you are going to choke at The Rebirth? I know you will. You were decent in your day, I'll admit. You did have that US/TV title unification thing going on, beating Sinister. But never going to the top, and facing three people who did is making the advantage slip farther and farther away from you. By the way Care, I didn't ever give myself the World title in ICW. You heard me incorrectly. I said I could have and then it truely would have been running the place simply for me. No, I earned all three of my World title victories. Two in BTW, and one in MWA.
Care you can claim that none of us can beat you, but the fact remains that a)Ty hasn't fought you before, b)GI has beat you twice, and c)I haven't fought Chris Care..EVER. I fought Gladiator, and yeah he beat me when I went through a cell and hit the ring. But Gladiator was your mentor remember? I never fought Chris Care ever. Or Timothy Kensington. Or Phantom Christopher Rayne. Or Crackpipe Smoking Delusional Bastard. Oh sorry that was just my own thoughts about you. How can I beat you if I haven't had the chance? Now I have the chance, and now I will beat you. It's just a matter of me deciding how I'm going to beat you. Will I pin you with the Solitaire Unraveling or will I make you tap out? I haven't decided yet. Your fate rests with me as to how this match goes down. You get one tryout match with a place that is amazingly still in business and has no idea what it's fans want anymore and you act like you're better than everyone else and completely forget the places that made you. ICW did make you Care. You think anyone gave a shit about you until you rose up in the ranks of ICW's top stars? Doubt it. By the way, NEED I remind you, but you FAILED that tryout. Do I see Phantom Christopher Rayne or some stupid ass person like that on RAW, Smackdown, or even jobbing to Funaki on Velocity? No. you weren't even good enough to get beat by Chris Masters for a one shot deal on TV.
You can blame me all you want, for the fat suit or being held down or whatever and you can not believe the facts when they stare you straight in the face. But my point is simple. When it really came down to it, Chris Care screwed Chris Care. Chris Care was an asshole who thought he was the greatest. Chris Care is the kind of guy who thought he was better than everyone else, yet he could never prove it. You think about that when you act like you're some GOD among men. You're not a god, just a whining little bitch. And next Sunday night, July 31st, at ICW The Rebirth, I will make you tap out like one. But hey, I'm not telling you anything, that you don't already know.
Joe shuts off the camera and puts it in the back of his truck. He starts the engine and makes his way to ICW. He parks his truck and starts walking with the keys towards the door, humming a tune that's stuck in his head and looking more chipper than he should be after what he watched. Since it's Sunday the main building is closed. Or it should be. The door is propped open and it looks like the alarms have been turned off. Joe moves cautiously inside. He looks around the four floor building, each floor he gets to he checks each room thoroughly. They all were locked and weren't touched. Finally, on the fourth and final floor, he goes to his office. The door is wide open, and everything is scattered everyone. Someone definitely was in here searching for something. He glances up and sees a note nailed into the wall.
Joe - I told you that you would be sorry for not making this deal. I am a very important man Joe.
Joe stops reading and looks around his office.
And obviously a crazy man.
He keeps reading.
You have fun with your little ICW show. It'll be the last one that happens. I will be there to make sure of it. ICW should have stayed dead...see you soon Joe..
Joe stares at the note in confusion as the scene fades out..