You almost ready to go, hun?

Yeah, if I can fit these damn tag belts into this briefcase....

Joe tries to shut the briefcase but the belts make it spring back open and papers fly out.

I'll carry the belts for you, Joe...I'm only three & 1/2 months I can carry some stuff.

Joe hastily walks up and kisses his wife before going back and hoisting the belts on his shoulder and grabbing the briefcase.

That's sweet of you, but Mandy, I'm really, really just wanting to do all the work. I don't want you to lift a finger.

Joe kisses her again and then glances at his watch.

AND OH SHIT I'm gonna be late! Luckily we don't have to drive far this week..I think it's just a few miles. I've been trying to book WWW's closer to the LOW shows....

Mandy puts her hand on Joe's lips to stop him from talking.

Honey, you know sometimes you do talk too much, and you have a cage match at LOW in about 35 minutes...

The scene fades as they both leaves. It re-opens as Joe's limo arrives in the back of the LOW arena and he steps out alone, as Mandy is at the hotel. He's wearing a "Joe Cool: The Man Without Fear" t-shirt which is set up to look like a Daredevil comic book, only with Joe on it. He's also wearing his wrestling tights(which are more like shorts), wristbands, elbow pads, knee pads & boots. He pays the driver and gets his own bag out of the trunk before the limo drives off and he makes his way into the backstage area.::

Time to win another match. Miller Magnum, look out.

Joe walks down a corridor and notices Andrew Crow sitting near the entrance to the parking lot smoking a cigarette.

Don't you have a lockerroom?

Crow just continues to look downward while smoking.

Look, it was just a match, you lost. I'm sure you'll be able to beat XO tonight. You shouldn't hold a grudge just because I'm better than you.

Crow looks up at Joe and has a uninterested look on his face.

Crow: I'll see ya later tonight Joe.

Crow gets up to his feet and walks off, as Joe stands there wondering what just happened. He mutters to himself as he heads into his lockeroom.

See me later tonight...well everyone will, I'm the only reason this show is worth watching!

Joe opens the door to his lockeroom and heads inside. He places his bags down and pulls a camera out of one of them. He plans on doing a promo! But to who? And why? Joe hits the record button after setting it up. He sits down and begins to speak.

Hello ICW! Now obviously I'm not in my office, I'm in a lockerroom, but not the lockeroom of WWW. No this is LOW. I'm cutting an ICW promo, from LOW. I think I'm breaking new ground somehow. This is exclusive to the fans, and a certain group of people that I plan on mentioning. Oh and who to mention first? Well I guess all 4 guys involved in that tag title match. The match was mentioned by David Love but I'm making it official. Chris Care and Sinister will fight Trent Ruin and El Enigma in a match to determine who will be the Undisputed Tag Team Champions of WWW. Also sometime I plan on having a #1 contenders match that same show to see who will fight the new champs at the following WWW. Big plans on the WWW side of things, I neither know nor care what FNX is doing. The only time I'll really have to worry about FNX is when their ratings tank and I have to pull the plug on that show. From what I've heard it won't be long, folks.

Now who else? Well random comments to be awarded to "The Untouchable" Brandi Fairchild and JJ Crawford. JJ, you continue to amaze me. I mean, Brandi has become GAY after being with you! If I were you I'd be worried son! Now you're my brother-in-law and we're cool, but damn, that's the funniest shit I've heard in my entire life. So that brings me to Brandi. THANK YOU! Thank you for leaving JJ, because if you didn't I'd have to have someone ELSE I didn't like in my family. Oh it's not exactly that I don't like YOU, I don't like your brother.

You, Miss Fairchild, worry the shit outta me. I mean you're trying to get your hands down AOM's pants..er..skirt, and you are seducing ring announcers...plus you're a stripper!! Bad bad press. Brandi did you have trouble getting into my office today? There's a reason for that. I locked the door. Why did I lock the door? Because for the majority of the show my wife was in there. I FEAR FOR THE STRAIGHTNESS OF MY WIFE. You might like chicks who are getting a little big in the belly I don't know! Normally I'd have the guys gawkin at her when she comes with me to events but I saw you look her up and down and quite frankly that makes me uncomfortable. I mean, I'm soon to be a father, and I want this kid to have just that, a mother and a father. If you got around her, who knows? The baby might have TWO MOTHERS! Oh it's not that I don't trust her, it's just that she gets drunk easily and I saw what you were trying to do with Kelly. So BACK OFF!

Now, onto the reason I'm cutting this promo. "Cock Consumer" Calon Cross. You see. YOU CONSUME COCKS! Ok it's a cheap pun, I had to take it. I'm finished now...but seriously, what you pulled on WWW, I want to tell you, won't happen again. You see I've talked with Mick Hardy about this, and we both feel that WWW talent stays on WWW..and well FNX talent...er...people on the FNX roster stay on FNX. Which quite frankly means that if you come on WWW again, You're fired from FNX! And you know I'm not going to hire you. I don't need someone that beats up wrestlers on my show.

You seem to think I'm a spineless jackhole. Now see, it's comments like that which are going to get your ass kicked. I'm not spineless, and I can't be a jackhole on account of I don't know what one is. Did security removing you instead of me seem cowardly? Maybe to a self-serving "holier than thou" prick like yourself, who twists things to fit your own interests. We've had former staff members and former Hardcore champions like that and they're not in ICW anymore! That was not cowardice, that was just plain I'm not gonna waste my energy on you when I have a cage match that very same night. It's not gonna happen. I don't NEED to fight you to get my point across, I don't need to beat people up. Doesn't mean I won't, cuz I could just feel like it one day. C4, we fight at ICW No Remorse, and possibly any other time *I* decide to. We don't play by your rules, we play by mine. See we do that, because I'm the only one that can make the rules.

You can't make the rules because you don't have the authority, and you just plain don't deserve the right to do it. Mr. Cross, you don't even to deserve to have me grace you with my presence in the ring. You are nothing! Nothing but a waste of sperm! Your daddy, who can't be Dark Rider cuz he has no balls, wasted every little "tadpole" he sent up into your mother when you were concieved.

Our match is at No Remorse. It is NOT for your shot at a World title anymore. Why? Because I can do that, that's why. You're a talentless prick, and when we fight, sure you might get in your standard TJO(Token Jobber Offense), but in the end you'll be One Step Closer to the bottom of the ladder when I beat you down. But hey, I'm not telling you anything, that you don't already know.

Joe turns off the camera and leaves the lockeroom to head to the ring as the scene fades out.