What's this?
Promo tape sir, NE Exisistance and Bob Rocket.
Damnit I told you not to interrupt me unless it was for something important!
I thought this was.
No, if this was important, I'd be thanking you for getting this to me. As it is, this is just some tape that I'll watch when I finish working.
But you should watch it now, it IS for your match.
Do I tell you how to do your job?
Actually you do.
Oh yeah, I do. Well I'm not going to anymore.
huh?
Well I shouldn't have to, you seem to know what to do on your own.
Um..right. Thank you sir.
The staff member leaves and Joe picks up his cell phone and calls up Taker. When Taker picks up the phone, it sounds like he's busy training.
Who is this?
Who the fuck do you think it is?
Joe what the hell do you want? I'm busy training!
For Danger??? Taker, I thought he was a nobody, and here you are getting ready to fight him.
For your information, I train everyday to stay in shape.
That beer gut of your says otherwise.
Did you want something? You don't call me unless you do.
Actually, I was wanting to know if you knew how much money Kanich offered Silence.
More than I did. He's a huge sign for ICW, and those fans were demanding we get a huge star back in. Not like Fate, or JJ..but one of the ones who helped make ICW popular, like Silence, and Kingpin.
Man I couldn't tell you where "Spanky" was now if my life depended on it.
Well I don't want to know anyway, I never liked the guy. I'm just saying the fans want these people back in ICW.
Yup. Oh hey, I just remembered something I had to do, talk to you later.
Joe hangs up and dials again, this time to his brother, GI.
Damnit Druid, get away from the monkeys! They are not going to help you with your idiotic "evil" schemes!....Hello?
What's going on, Eric?
Damnit Joe, Call me GI!
I'm your brother I'll call you by your real name if I want.
What do you want, I've got chaos at home here.
When do you NOT have chaos at home?
Actually there was this one time, when me and Violet had the house to ourselves...
Stop right there, I do not want to hear that. No, I'm serious..STOP
Ok ok. You're just mad cuz Violet is hotter than Mandy.
Says you.
Yeah, actually I did say that.
Whatever, hey I called you to let you know that Xcaliber did a promo, and they gave it to me. You have to come up here to get it though, I'm busy.
Yeah sure I can send Jack up there..he's not Druid right now, so he'll be able to get the tape for me.
You have a weird group of friends man.
I'm a weird kind of guy.
Joe hangs up the phone and gets back to the paperwork. He once again makes a call, but it's unaudible. He hangs it up yet again and puts away the papers, finished.
Damn that was crazy. Too many contracts in this fed, but hey, it's a popular one.
Joe heads over to the a/v room, where he watches the promo tapes from NE Existance and Bob Rocket, he laughs to himself, and turns the VCR off. He gets back up and turns on the camera, with the same settings as his last promo.
Man, I can't get anything done without getting annoyed by these two clowns. Such is life, I guess. Anyway, let's get to the insults and everything so I can completely trash you both, and get on with my life. How does that work for you? Well even if it doesn't, I don't care. Prepare for a verbal beatdown.
You ask the same question that I want to know from you. Who do I think I am? I think I'm a guy who looks pretty damn good in an Armani suit, although since I look like a wrestler in a suit, some people say otherwise. I KNOW I'm Joe Cool, The Cool One, The Smooth Criminal, The New Masterpiece, BTW Hall of Famer, Prez of ICW, and your future opponent at ICW New Year's Tragedy. That's what I know. I ask you the same question, who do YOU think you are? You come into ICW, cause problems with an assorted amount of ICW superstars, who, if I wanted to, could just as easily have a handicap match against you two, except it would be you, vs everyone you pissed off! You two honestly think you're the cool guys around here, and you're far from it. No one is that cocky, unless they are stupid, or can back it up. I don't think you can back it up. Hell, I don't even act that cocky, unless I can back it up. Well, in this case I can.
The more I think about it, the more I realize something. You should really be thanking me for this oppurtunity. I mean, how many guys have I literally made it as simple as it can get. It's a handicap match, 2 on 1, no DQ, and all signs point to a possible upset with you guys beating me. Do you have any idea what a win over The Smooth Criminal would do for your career? I don't think you do, or you wouldn't be so eagar to underestimate me going into this match. If I beat you two, it's just another day at work for me, I'm in, I'm out, I go home and get ready for WWW. If you beat me, the President of ICW, one of the best in this industry, your careers would skyrocket. I'll be expecting your thanks when I hear from you next. Of course, you won't win, but hey, at least I cared enough to give you this oppurtunity
Joe smiles to himself, laughs, then continues.
You know what, that Miss E is a smart smart woman, and why do I sense the feeling she'd probably put up a better fight than you two would? Probably because unlike you guys, she would probably THINK ahead. Doesn't seem to me like you know how to think ahead. Sure you got your little plan, but what happens when I do something unexpected and your plan is ruined? Don't say it won't either, I'm a very unpredictable person. You think you can plan a match like this? Well you could, if you could look into the future and know exactly what I'm going to do. But since you can't, you won't be able to plan what happens.
I'd continue, but I see no need to. I mean, seriously, if I don't get to Vegas, we won't even have a match, and I don't like dwelling on your comments, or lack thereof, to begin with. All you need to know is your are stepping in foriegn territory, an ICW ring, with someone you've never seen wrestle before, you've never seen fight before, hell you probably never even seen me before now. But, if you would like to do some research, I suggest you visit my profile, I have my best match in ICW up for viewing. No matter what, I'm not going to leave the MGM Grand Garden Arena, until our match is over, and I'm not going to let myself get pinned, and I have a high threshold for pain, so you WON'T be able to get me to submit. The battle is already won, and I am the victor. But I'm not telling you anything, you don't already know....
As Joe finishes his promo, Jack/Druid comes in with the tape, and a lighter.
Jack what are you doing with the lighter you're gonna destroy GI's tape!
WHO IS JACK? I AM DRUID! GI MUST PAY FOR WHAT HE SAID TO ME
Joe hits Druid with a left hook knocking him unconsious, GI walks in and sees him.
You knew he was going to switch personalities again. What a jackass, you need to get this guy some help.
The scene fades as Joe and GI help Jack/Druid up and leave ICW HQ.
