I can't believe this. Woo what a night.

Enter GI, Joe's brother.

This is fucking bullshit!

Calm down, what are you so pissed off for?

Let's see. I lost my match, Jake T attacked me, oh and then so did Bane and Rogue Warrior, which reminds me, where the fuck were you?

Winning my match..

GI frowns at his brother, knowing he said it in a mocking tone.

Then proceeding to GET my fucking ass kicked by none other than Wolf and C4, who also proceeds to steal my old finishing move.

So why are you laughing?

Because it's funny, that's why!

Ok...

Well it's just as if I knew C4 was coming to ASW, I would have expected this! I get done with a fifteen minute long match, then not only can C4 not attack me on his own, but he has to get Wolf, who last time I checked was a joke in the wrestling world, remember the damn skull? Anyway, so he has to wait til I'm done with a match, then attack me 2 on 1. Typical C4. Hell, remember when I got hit from behind in ICW with the lead pipe? Every time up until then I was laying him out with the Solitaire Unraveling.

Well yeah, C4 may be a coward but when forced to fight you...

Beat me once and drew with me, yes I know. Also my greatest rival, yes I know. But that doesn't change how funny it is. Oh and his promo, which was delivered to me, of all people, before it was released to the public, is very funny.

I'll tell you something that's not funny.

Yes?

Rogue Warrior and Bane are pissed becuase we formed a TT.

That's just as funny.

How is that?

Well it wouldn't take a rocket scientist to know that they can't stand the competition and so they had to try and take out one guy on the team. When I came to even the odds the ran away! They'll soon realize that this is a grave undertaking they're getting involved in. They will reap what they sow, and no angel of death is going to stop that from happening.

Joe you're rambling again.

I'm just saying, they're gonna get their asses handed to them.

What about Jake Turbulence?

What about him? Jake T is history, old news. So what he tried to put the hurting on me. He's just as bad considering I had previously been beat up. And so had you. Had we had the oppurtunity he would have been out like that.

Good point. I guess I just worry too much.

Nah you don't, just got your beat down too much tonight.

Haha. Very funny. Ass.

This whole night's been funny. ASW's feeling the pressure. Jake T tried to take us out. Rogue and Bane tried to take us out. Wolf and C4 tried to take me out. But I'm still here, I'm even laughing. All they did was give me some bruises. They're feeling the pressure, they know that we're acheiving success and they don't like it.

More success to come. We are fighting Cobra and Raptor on Sunday.

Is that supposed to be a joke?

No, those are their names.

Christ, no wonder this fed is such a shithole. Well I guess I should speak on recent events. Get the hell out, little brother.

Funny. No jokes, I've had a rough night.

GI leaves, and Joe is all alone. With a cameraman on him. He grins as he sits up and goes back down onto the bench.

Before I talk about my main topic, let me go off-subject here and say, I'm going to beat Cobra and Raptor. I know it's probably a little cocky of me to boast this, but if a team names themselves after a couple of animals, then it's obvious they are no good. Especially if they use cliche "vicious" animals. Why is this match even taking place? Joe, didn't you just say you want to go for the Canadian Heavyweight Championship? Yes, yes I did. But I can do both. SO....GI and I are going to make a claim in the tag team division. Why did I pick GI? Well....he IS my brother. I think that's obvious. I could have picked Judgement, but he has his own thing going on. I'd rather not interrupt his Hardcore title pursuit. He knows this and has given the team of Joe and GI his blessing.

So now we fight Cobra and Raptor. Two members of the aptly named, Jobber Squad. God do I even NEED to respond to this? If Bane and Rogue Warrior can beat em, then I know that GI and I can without breaking a sweat! So yeah, I'm pretty confident I can beat the jobber squad's pets. Who else is in this tag division? Bane and Rogue Warrior! Who, as I've said, are complete and utter..COWARDS! And Bane himself certainly needs to take the blunt of the verbal punishment. I offer him respect, something I offer very few, regardless of what I said tonight, and he stakes claim to the fact my exiting that battle royal was an ACCIDENT. Funny Bane, I don't remember you controlling Duality with your mind, making him knock you into me and having us collide head first! I never knew you were telekinetic! But I'll burn that bridge and kick those asses when I come to them. Let's move on to, something humorous that happened tonight.

Joe reflects on WHY he was laughing so much, and begins to laugh again, before stopping and staring at the camera.

I'm sorry for laughing so much. I've had such a rotten day. So why should I be laughing? Easy, I had entertainment.

Joe holds up and waves a tape in a black box which reads: Special Delivery to Joe: With Love, C4.

And yes, I know the with love is sarcasm. The guy hates my guts ever since I made him tap out and put him on the shelf. And I hate his guts...for a variety of reasons.

He looks down for a moment, reflecting, then tosses the tape behind him and smiles again.

So, as a great wrestler whom I respect used to say, ALLOW ME TO RETORT!

Duck you? DUCK YOU? That's what I like about you C4, it's the only thing but it is what I like. You're so cocky you like to twist the truth a bit don't you. Let's have a history lesson, shall we? Our Iron man match, which was a draw, I made you tap out. Not only that but I kept the hold on for so long it injured your knee, and made you be put on the shelf for almost months. Hell if you had not tapped out when you did, I'd have kept it on and who knows where your career would be. Probably in the gutter like a few choice people. One of which happens to be Wolf, but that's beside the point. Once you came back, ICW closed. Then there was MWF. Where I had become World Heavyweight Champion, something you could only do when the talent was horrible and you could beat jobber after jobber to get to the top. Anyway, in MWF, you debuted and were set to face me....the fed closed. Then TCW. I debuted, attacked some jobber and sent a message to you....then the poorly run fed closed. So here's the big exam: When did I have the time to properly accept or duck a challenge? Exactly. NEXT!

Awww, does wittle C4 know my weakness. Guess what ASW, I have a neck which is close to breaking? I ignore my doctor's advice and keep on going, becuase I don't want to be put out for OVER A YEAR with neck surgery, and then come back a shell of the man I once was. You'd probably like that, since you could beat me with far less trouble. I have a bad neck. But I'm not hiding it as much as you would think. Maybe if someone attacked me from behind with a lead pipe, because they couldn't hurt me otherwise, then I'd feel it. Gee C4, does THAT sound familiar?

Moving on...Again C4 doesn't get his facts right. I said I respected you. You are a great wrestler and you have proven yourself again and again. I just don't like you. Of course that is not why I never gave you a World title shot in ICW. Let me reveal the reason why. ICW had a rule, maybe you remember it, no champion could have two singles titles. That was fair to everyone. And I never said, "lay down and drop your title". I said, lose the title, I'll put you in a contenders match. Every time you asked. It's not my fault no one in ICW could beat you! And damn I have to grit my teeth to say that. You were too good, for your own good. That's why you never recieved an ICW World title shot. Maybe it was a shitty rule and that's why morale was low before ICW closed. Who knows, who cares. Obviously you do because you're still bent out of shape about it, almost a year later. Give it a rest. I never held you down, your success did. You always had a high-profile match on PPV though, you know why? Because C4 was good for business. The whole reason this began was because I wanted to take you on, for competitive reasons. Then you made it personal A LONG time ago.

You get ready to make my life a living hell C4. I'll be ready to fight back. In fact I'd watch my back if I were you. I WELCOME hell. Attacking me in a 2 on 1 situation, or from behind with a lead pipe isn't hell. You have never given me hell. EVER. I still wait for you to. So then you challenge me to a match. This match will be great you say. In one corner there will be the Phenom, the most explosive wrestler in the wrestling industry. And then in the OTHER corner there will be....C4. I would have said yes instantly, but a career match? What kind of fool do you take me for? You attack me 2 on 1 and don't expect me to think that the same thing could happen in a big match situation, causing me to lose my job? My life? I don't think so, C4.

If we fight, it's on my terms, and when I want it. When I want it will be revealed at a later time. You'll just have to take the bait right now when I say, Last Man Standing match. Guaranteed to be a winner when one man cannot even STAND to fight his opponent. You made me quit, I made you tap out, but we have yet to beat one another down to the extent where we had to be carried out of the arena. Well you had to be helped back when I hurt your knee, but you still managed to walk out. No, this has to be the most brutal stipulation, the most damaging stipulation I can think of. We fought in a I Quit/I Respect match. We fought in my speciality match, Iron Man. But know I'm challenging you to a match where there MUST be a winner. And the stips? Oh yes, there are stips. See C4, I don't want to lose my career, and you don't want to lose yours. But what I do want, is you out of my life. And right now, my life is at ASW. So here's the deal. This will be a career match, of sorts. It will be a loser leaves ASW match. If I win, then you have to leave ASW, find a new fed and leave me in peace. If you win, I leave ASW, and go do whatever the hell I wish to do. So there you have it, Last Man Standing, Loser leaves ASW. Those are my terms. You accept that and we might have ourselves a deal. And I know that you've been in one. And that I haven't. But when's the last time either one of us has been beaten down so bad that we could not get back up? Exactly. Win, lose, or draw, It should be an interesting match. But when that match happens I'll finally do in that what I am going to do exactly this week, and what I have been doing ever since I debuted in ASW. WIN. But hey, I'm not telling you anything, that you don't already know.

Joe tells the cameraman to leave then packs up his gear. He gets a call from his cell phone and starts to talk on it as the scene fades out......