What can I get you two gentlemen to start out with?

I'm going to just order the special, whatever it is, with a coke.

Damn Josh you must be starving. Didn't even look at the menu.

Sir the special today is..

I don't care, give me that.

I'll have a coffee and a turkey club.

The waitress hasn't been looking at them this entire time but when she looks up she instantly recognizes Joe.

Oh my god...you're Joe Cool!

Yes, yes I am.

I'm such a huge fan of you! Even when you were gone on leave...I didn't think I'd see you again then I was flipping through channels and saw you on an ASW show.

Yeah I'm there now. I have a match right here in the BC tomorrow night.

I'm going to rush to get your food back here to you.

She runs away to get the food as Joe stares off into space. Josh waves a hand in front of him to catch his attention.

You okay?

Yeah I'm just thinking. I think I should film a little something to my opponent for Sunday.

Knowing what Joe wants he pulls out a smaller camera and sets it up on the mini-tripod on the table and hits record.

Another week, another easy match. What gives ASW? Why must I be slaving away down in the undercard fighting worthless opponents? Or do I just see things that way because ALL of ASW is worthless? Will I never have any competition? I'm severely lacking it. I crave competition and so far, nothing. Fat Boy Sampson, Zub Scott, and now, Johnny "The Heat" Rush. Here's a guy who weighs 105 lbs less than me. You can imagine how easy I'm going to manhandle this poor kid. I mean I'm not saying he couldn't possibly get something on me, but he's just damn small! His finisher is based on a cop drama which Archie Bunker, may I add. Rush, you stand no chance against me and let's just leave it at that. Get to the ring on Sunday, I'll take you out, and then you can go home.

At this point the waitress comes back and gives them their food. Joe sets his off to the side as she leaves and continues.

Now onto other matters. Jake Turbulence. I notice you still haven't accepted my challenge. What's the matter Jakey? Scared? I know you might say, "Naw I aint skurred!" or some shit. But the fact remains that you have yet to accept. I want a match on Wednesday, and I want it against Jake Turbulence. Is that too much to ask? You like to get under people's skin as you proclaim, but you don't want to suffer the repercussions of your actions. And there will be consequences. You see, my brother, GI, is going to take you out in the TLC match. He's crazy, he's the epitomy of Hardcore. This is the same guy that has been in an elimination chamber, been speared through glass, bled profusely and he still managed to last until the end. This is the guy who leapt from a ladder, giving a guy who was slumped on the top rope his finisher the Codered. He's done some crazy shit in the years I've seen him wrestle and I have no doubt he will pull out all the stops to win that TLC match on Slaughter. And just think Jakey, after him, you've got me! Congratulations! You're going to be one of the many that I run through to continue my undefeated streak. But hey, I'm not telling you anything, that you don't already know.

The promo ends and Joe gets up to leave, paying the bill and leaving the waitress a ticket to the show as a tip. The scene fades out.