DL: Wow this is a good match. I think I heard backstage this Kid Blaze could be picked up by ICW soon.
RD: Yeah he does have a lot of potential...Avenger goes for a chokeslam, Kid Blaze counters with a rolling armbar and now he jumps up top..and hey wait a second someone just shoved Blaze to the outside! DL: I can't get a good look at this guy but he just grabbed chair and is beating Blaze with it! Avenger goes to jump to the outside and this guy turns around and blasts him in the skull on his way out! Both men are laid out and bleeding here on the outside and OH NO IT'S JOE COOL
Yes, it is Joe Cool. The crowd being huge Coolmaniacs, cheer, but for some reason he's not getting as big a cheer as he normally would be. His reaction literally dies as he grabs a mic to speak. To the horror, he's still got the blood of Untouchable, now going on three days old, dried up and on his chest with the words "DIE JJ" now almost non-visible.
Mr. Blaze I don't see you getting an ICW contract anytime soon. Have fun with your Anaheim location. Avenger, you're fired, by the way. Now let's see here. I was going to come out here and talk about my...well I can't call him an opponent, as that would mean he'd actually be some sort of a (scoffs) challenge. I guess I'll just call him my weekly training session. But not the guy that would actually give you a good workout, or even the guy who is there just to test moves on, AOD's like the guy who had to come in cuz the others were sick, and he's just a delivery boy who has no idea why he's there.
Yes I have to fight the Angel of Death. I'd hate to be the one to tell you AOD, but your name itself contradicts. There can be no angel of death. Angels are typically represented as pure, heaven itself, is eternal life. Death itself only happens if you go to hell, when you are judged. And death itself is no plesant experience. You ever see a man with cancer smiling when he goes? You ever see a woman stabbed in the neck from a car wreck smiling when she realizes she won't be able to kiss her son goodbye? Of course not. See AOD, your name is self-contradictory, not only for that, but because you could never represent an Angel. You're not pure, you're not holy, hell you're not even clean. You're in DARK FORCES. But enough about that grievance, as we are not finished talking.
You, like everyone else thinks I have gone crazy. Tell me AOD, Reaper is a pretty useless bastard who likes to screw people over..when he does, and he will, bash YOU with a chair when you're trying to win a match..what will you do? Especially being the loyal petty man that you are. You're like the puppy that doesn't know when the kid it's following would rather shoot it than take it home. I could say you've probably been screwed more than Jenna Jameson, and I doubt it's going to stop. You're gullible and too trustworthy. Most people consider that a good trait, I see it as pure idiocy. To think people actually care when you go to the ring, when you make your promos, when you fight your matches..can anyone truly care? You're just barely hanging on to this business, and I can't call you a has been but I can say what you truely are. Wasted potential. BTW, everyone glorified you, for no particular reason other than you've been there the longest. You didn't prove anything to me exactly. I beat you every time we fought and you weren't that much of a challenge. To be quite honest, I've had harder matches with a punching bag.
But my point is this. I'm not crazy. I'm not insane, I'm just a man who has took too much shit, for far too long, and isn't putting up with it. I'm the fucking prez of ICW, your fucking boss, EVERYONE's fucking boss, and I get treated like you should be by most people. And that is SHIT. I got nailed by a man who I thought was my best friend, and he must have knocked something loose because now I finally realize...what a piece of shit company I'm running. Do we have a single wrestler on our roster with ANY decency? Hell Dark Rider chokeslammed my ass...because he could..is that what you said Mr. Daniels?
Yes it is...
Don't worry I'm not going to kill you...yet. But that's what you said. How shitty is that? So I've got a piece of shit company, I've got a roster with no morals, and I've got a guy that was supposed to be a friend, HITTING MY FUCKING HEAD WITH A FUCKING CHAIR! No I've realized something. JJ Crawford NEVER was my best friend. As a matter of fact, he's taken away three or four years of my life that I'll never get back! I should haev disowned him when he came crawling, wanting to join this place. I didn't see any talent, but I figure he'd work it out. What a nice guy I used to be huh. No when it comes to friends, JJ never was that high up. There was a man that is my best friend, but he is happily retired and I talk to him all the time. He was a former tag champ with me, and he's been a World champ here in ICW. And no, it's not that washed up, has-been, wishes he actually had power in ICW, dead corpse rotting, old man walking piece of shit Taker. No, this guy, is what a best friend should be. Even if he was retired, which he is, he would come here to ICW, hell he's probably watching now, and he'd back me up in a second. This guy was there in IWF..this guy was there in BTW, UWFX, even here in ICW, we ran wild together many many times. Yes, this man is Darkrebel
Suddenly the mention of the man formally known as The Heretic gets a tremendous ovation
Yes just the mention of his name and these fans want to tear apart that security rail and rush the ring hoping he's underneath. No, unlike JJ, Darkrebel has always had my back, and I've always had his. Darkrebel is what talent is, he's what dedication is, and damnit he had some decency. He backed me up in countless wars, and I've backed him in those same times. Darkrebel will be the friend that none of you will ever have, and I will. No I've realized what I lost in JJ, was nothing but The Pac. And what was The Pac? A group started between three guys wanting to have fun. Who's having fun now? JJ's in DF, his girlfriend's in the hospital, the fans would shoot him dead if they saw him, and he has that thing he does.....
Joe changes his voice to make it sound whiny and like a geek
Whoooo in deeeeeeeeee blue fucking hell are you? I don't give a fuck! I'm the fucking living legacy...(changes his voice back)..more like the fucking living bitch. But anyway, how does this relate to AOD, and my supposed terrible mental state? Everything. JJ made me realize that I shouldn't take any more bullshit, and I should tighten my grip on the idiots on this roster before they slip from my fingers. AOD you're the first on that long, long list. Who is next? Damned if I know, I plan this thing each day. Do you know how many ways I know how to counter an STF? Too many to count, as I would be here all day. AOD, this match is mine to control, mine to command, I am the ring general who you WILL obey. When I lock on the Cool Crunch, AOD, you have two options, and two options only. Tap, or be put on the injured list for half a year with severly injured shoulder. But I'm not telling you anything, that you don't already know.
The fans begin to stir and Joe looks down the ramp to see his sister-in-law Candy Crawford. She's out of the hospital and clapping for Joe, she gets into the ring.
Joe I know that I've been a bitch before, and Mandy still hasn't talked to me, but I would like to be forgiven if that's ok..
Candy, how could I not forgive you? You are my sister. If I didn't forgive you, I couldn't life with myself.
Candy is in tears crying from happiness and she gives Joe a huge hug, he doesn't return it, instead looks at her with a cold stare..
It's ok sis, you're just going to get punished. You've failed me sister. You are nothing but a dirty slut, and you are going to pay dearly for what you've done..
Candy is terrified with fear she tries to run but Joe grabs her by the hair and viciously throws her down to the mat. He grabs his chair and slams into her shoulder not once, not twice, but three times. She's not even a trained wrestler so we know her shoulder is already broken. He then locks on the Cool Crunch but instead of locking the neck, he takes her head and slams it against the chair..knocking her unconscious and drawing blood. Joe takes some of the blood and licks it off his finger, laughing psychotically as the fans look away with horror and disgust.
I guess blood is thicker than water..your blood is watery so I guess that means you're not family. But please Mrs. Crawford..since your into forgiveness...please forgive me for what I've done...
Joe laughs again and throws the mic down to where we hear it break, amplified by the speakers. He goes back up to the ramp, once again in a trance, the sounds of the women and children crying and men cursing being drowned out by his own thoughts......the scene fades.