Ticket for Freddy vs Jason, please.

That will be $5.00.

Joe pays his money and glances at the watch to make sure he'll have enough time. According to the people at the airport he's got about 5 hours. He heads inside, buys himself a large coke, and starts making his way down the aisle when he sees Danger in the front row talking to someone on a cell phone. He sits behind him in the 2nd row and as he finishes his cell phone conversation Joe taps him on the shoulder.

Joe! What are you doing here?

Same reason you are, right? Flight's delayed so I went to catch a movie.

I had to see this movie again man, it's so awesome.

Same here. Nothing like some blood and gore to make you feel happy, huh?

The movie starts up, first playing trailers for Jeepers Creepers 2, The Order, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake. Joe nods his head in approval. We finally kick into the movie as a the New Line logo appears in red, the "Nightmare" theme plays for just a second and then...Ki Ki Ki..Ma Ma Ma...

Man that's awesome

Fuck yeah.

Narration On Screen, Freddy: Being dead...that wasn't a problem. But being forgotten?! Now that's a BITCH! But I've got someone that will MAKE THEM remember! After all, I've been away from my children for far too long....

Then the movie picks up, for the next 2 hours or so, they get to watch the carnage, and equally are like kids in a candy store when Jason starts killing. After the movie is over, Danger gets up to leave, but Joe stays to watch the end credits, mainly for the music. He finally does leave once the credits are finished and decides to take the long way to the airport, by walking. He walks past a Radio Shack and on the TV's people are gathered around watching ANOTHER C4 promo. Joe watches again, chuckles to himself and keeps on walking. At the airport, when he finally gets there, he sees a group of fans cheering as he enters! Joe, somewhat surprised, sees Danger signing autographs and Josh, the cameraman sitting down. Joe goes over to him.

What's this all about?

I accidently let word slip that your flight had been delayed so you'd be showing up here soon. We didn't know Danger was here either he got swarmed when he got in here he's been signing those autographs ever since.

Poor bastard. Well, C4 put out another promo.

That soon?

Yeah, if I didn't know any better I'd say he's got all these things pre-made, and is having them aired after mine are. I thought I'd respond.

Cool, I'll set up then.

Josh sets up his camera and presses record, as the fans are half over near Danger and half around Joe in a circle, he notices one hasily put a sign together and is holding it up in the air, wanting to get noticed. Joe goes into the crowd and motions for him to step forward.

What's your name kid?

Billy, Mr. Cool.

Call me Joe, Billy. We're on a first name basis here.

Ok, Joe. You saw my sign?

Yes and I wanted to know if you ever thought about being a psychic?

A few people chuckle in the group of fans and Billy face grows a little red.

No, should I?

You should. I mean, well, the camera is on, here's the sign..

Joe holds the sign in front of him, and it says, "RETALIATION SPOILER: JOE COOL WINS" and the fans cheer in approval, and they're so excited to be near a wrestler that Joe gets a "Billy" chant going, to which Billy laughs. Joe hands him free tickets to PPV, and signs his sign..Billy is happy as he goes back to his friends who high-five him.

Ladies and gentlemen, I love you all but look at Danger over there! You're killing him so I gotta say stop! He has to wrestle a slut at PPV he can't be killed signing autographs!

The fans actually let Danger rest and he gives Joe a loud thank you, to laughter. Now so you know, this isn't like a "sold-out arena" crowd, it's a small group of people who are all waiting to get on the same flight as Joe and Danger. Joe raises his hand up and the fans quiet down, and Danger decides to have some fun, so he starts getting a "Danger" chant up. Joe laughs and gets a "Danger Sucks" chant up..to which Danger gets the fans chanting "Joe Sucks", to which Joe decides to just have them say "C4 sucks". The camera is still on throughout this, and Joe is aware of this, so he speaks directly to it.

Play that crowd, biatch!!!

The fans cheer again and this time it's Danger who gets them to be quiet.

Thanks Danger...man we are just having fun before our flight aren't we?

Hell yea, I think we have a bunch of Danger & Joe fans...do your promo, I wanna do one too!

Hey, one at a time here buddy. Ok, C4..let's get serious. I think your putting up premade promos just to try to get in my head. Why? Well unless you're f'n Superman you can't move that fast, and 2, you don't mention what I have to say at all. Now had I not mentioned what you say, I could use the excuse of, you're not important enough to retort comments from. But for you that's not the case. You're not talented, and get this C4, you're not even in THE AVENGER'S league. Mad Max would squash you like a jobber. You're just that bad. Has it ever occrued to you that the reason you win is mere luck, or the fact that you've BARELY pulled it out of your hat? Take your victory over Danger for example...

The crowd BOOS loudly and Danger even boos too sitting back in a seat near the flight terminal.

Easy, easy...We know Danger kicked his ass!

They cheer again.

But in a ladder match a split second is all someone needs to run up that ladder and win. C4, you ran away from Danger and grabbed the belt. Then, when the fans were giving him a standing ovation for that excellent match, you come back in the ring and beat him up. Why? Because you're an asshole.

They start chanting "Asshole" towards C4, the guy who's not even in the airport.

Yes he is. Yes you are, C4. You're a no-good, talentless, waste of my fucking 60 minutes. You know what I could do in an hour C4? Go see half of a movie. I could watch great Chris Benoit matches. I could have a Sprite drinking contest with Danger. There's so many things I could be doing, but I'm stuck fighting you. Why is that? Because you're an asshole. You don't know when to conceed to someone that is obviously smarter, sexier, faster, stronger, richer, and all around a better person than you are. I got talent in places you don't even know you have! C4, you're about as straight as Danger is.

The fans groan, Danger shouts something out and Joe can't hear it.

What was that?

I said, so that must mean he actually is straight!

Good point...so I guess since Danger just KILLED my joke...I gotta do something else.

The crowd gets silent as Joe thinks and suddenly he hears something. The guy from earlier is beatboxin! Joe asks him to come forward and he's gonna release another freestyle!

C4, don't lie to these fans, you're as straight as a fruit loop.
To all the fans who want the truth, don't you know I've got the scoop?
Extra extra, read all about C4 and his bitch.
AOM's got a condition, check that, it's more of an itch.
She itches for Joe Cool, for the smooth criminal.
Because after C4, her sexual pleasure is minimal.
C4 just face it, I've got more qualities than you
What woman wouldn't want me? I'm Tommy Lee times two!
I think you need to listen, get the rocks out of your brain
At ICW Retaliation, you'll never ever be the same.
What did you prove last month? That you could make me tap out?
Big deal assmonkey, I'm not going to sit here and pout
Remember when I've beat you up, brought pain to your very soul
That I wasn't telling you anything, that you don't already know.

The group of people cheer and Joe finishes up by saying one thing to C4.

Once again, I've freestyled better than you. I can wrestle better than you, I can work a crowd better than you, I am better than you, in so many ways. But hey, I'm not telling you anything..

The fans shout "THAT YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW" and the camera is turned off and the scene fades as Joe has some time left before the flight takes off...