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| Have you ever wondered what would happen if chickens had the ability to take over the world but wouldn't? Would we live constantly in fear of being overpowered by chickens? I can almost bet that chickens wouldn't live on farms. that brings up another question, Where would chickens go if they weren't on farms? Africa? Canada? South America? New York City? I just don't know for sure. If they could overpower humans i think they would probably live wherever they wanted. We would probably eat less of them, and less of their eggs. The only time your family would get chicken is when you found one alone with its back to you. If they suddenly one day got un-lazy and took over the world what would happen to us? would they kill us? keep us in farms and process us and eat our newborns either scrambled or sunny side up? If they found out how to harness nuclear power they could just blow us up. But this would never happen because chickens are too lazy. If I sat around all day in a coop and was fed i probably wouldnt make much of a fuss. I think most people would agree that chickens have it made, other than being eaten of course. If chickens ever started to revolt and take over the world i would buy as much chicken wire as possible and surround my land with it on all sides. Maybe i would sell everything i had and buy a boat and put chicken wire around it and just float around on the ocean and eat fish. I dont really like fish though. Chickens don't belong in power. Bushes and stuff like that belong in power. | ||||
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