How would the typical Christian feel if the "pledge" were stated as one nation under "the tooth fairy?" They would complain that there is no "tooth fairy." It could be retorted that how do they know the "tooth fairy" doesn't exist. Have they looked everywhere, searched every possible square inch of the whole world and under the world, and in the sky, and on every heavenly in the universe. Besides, many pray and have their prayers answered by the "tooth fairy" - true Toofarians do not question as to whether he exists of not - it is just a given.
Just because you can't perceive the "tooth fairy" by any of our normal senses, we must still believe in the "tooth fairy" through faith. The "tooth fairy" especially blesses those who have turned off their natural thinking and reasoning and accepted him on faith. Faith is precious and will be rewarded. If you believe with all of your heart and serve him, you will have eternal life with him in "tooth fairy" heaven. ONUTHETF - AMEN. The "tooth fairy" is not willing that any should perish. Accept the "tooth fairy" today. This means that it is your choice to believe or not - if you do not believe, of course you yourself are casting yourself into outer darkness - you can't blame the "tooth fairy." Oh, by the way, the ancient name of "tooth fairy" has been replaced in our day by Bob the Rain God. Ancients used to avoid speaking or even writing his holy name and used t_th f_y. The ancients followed the pillar of the tooth by day and the molar by night (molar or less) in their wanderings in the wilderness. They were wandering because they were each looking for an honest man, but all of them were lawyers and money lenders, and couldn't find a single honest man in the forty years they wandered. They would have given up earlier, but their wives kept on their case and kept sending them out in their three-piece suits daily. It is difficult for parasites to live off each other. Kind of pathetic actually. They were fed by Bob the Rain God daily. It was some kind of white stuff that fell on the ground and bushes. Actually, it was dove shit, but they never knew the difference. Bob still laughs about that.
Leigh Jackson.