| Okay, how should I start a story, with a title like that? It was the night of Alyssa's party (hold on, my song is on! Maria Mena is the shizznick!) Anyways, I showed up, a little late, I might add, and then, like everybody was happy to see me! Missy Elliott Came on, and I was out of there. well, once that was over, I went and talked to Kim, Alyssa's mom, for a couple of minutes, and met her Aunt and Grandma (see the picture on the left) Her grandma has a really big New York accent, and well, I have one, but we aren't talking about me, right now. Anywho, I left them, after a few minutes, and went to dance, because it's fun to dance. Okay, so like an hour later, Alyssa opened her presents, and Sarah and I chipped in, for a present, and we bought her two eye brow rings, because she had just gotten her brow peirced, like a week, or two before that. She loved them, because we were the only people that thought of it, until Caitlin bought her the same thing the week afterwords, I was so mad at her for like three whole hours. Well, Alyssa, being the whore she is, lol, stuffed her shirt with all the money from the cards she was given. Then I said, "your boobies are too small to keep the money up!" and she was all like, "well Josh, not everybody can have big ones like you." I was like, "bitch!" but anyways, Jai and Sarah and I went out side, Ashley did too, and Jai asked Ali... I mean somebody for a cigarette. She was like, "You smoke?" and he was like, "yeah!" She gave him one, and the four of us went down the street and... *beep* moving on *beep Moving on! Okay, so we went back, and a song I really really liked came on, and I started to pop it, and Alyssa's Aunt was like, "that's cool, how do you do that?" so, I showed her how, and then Alyssa's Grandma came over, and started doing it too, so I was like, "cool, cool!" yeah, that was one hell of a night. |
