| The Time Kitty and I were coming home from Homecoming, and my Mom got lost, so we ended up in Wanamaker |
 |
| It was the night of Homecoming, and my mom was taking Amanda, Kitty, and I all home, well, we dropped Amanda off, she was my date, and Kitty and I had been saying "TURN LEFT!!!" the whole entire night, well, my mom actually listend to us, and turned left. Like five minutes later, she was like, "where in the hell am I?" Kitty and I were all like not sure, so she kept driving, and if you've ever driven with her, she tends to drive on the line, because she feels safer that way, and when somebody is coming toward her, she swerves. well, she swears, even to this day, that a person ran in front of the car, and she swerved, Kitty and I like flew in the van, we took our seat belts off for all of a minute, and got thrown against the door. I was like, "What the hell mom!?!?!" she said, "I swear to god there was somebody in the middle of the road. Kitty and I were cracking up, because there was NOT anybody in the middle of the road. Well, after that, Kitty and I started to yell "FOLLOW THE PURPLE ELEPHANTES!!!" well, after 30 minutes of driving, we ended up in Wanamaker. Kitty and I weren't sure how she could get so lost, she blamed us for getting lost, but we didn't care, we were just cracking up the whole time, well, we found out that we were supposed to turn right, and we would have been home in three minutes, well, the way we went took us an hour. And that is the end of this story. If you read all the stories, in one day, you'll probably die laughing. :) |
 |
 |