The Great Pirate cut up a woman shaped like a pumpkin while his gangster buddy Al Capone held her at squirt-gun-point. |
He was seen partying with Mae West and the sheriff of Sheboygan. It is said that he had bribed the sheriff with a pot of gold!!! |
He got in trouble with a ghost on a deserted island but managed to escape by the skin of his teeth. |
He beat up a cowboy and threatened to cut off his head. The Great Pirate and the cowboy are now friends. |
