Sunflowers
…because life just ain’t
like that
Yes,
it’s finally here. Sunflowers, the soap opera where absolutely nothing
happens. No murders, no abductions, no incestuous affairs or inexplicable
long-lost relatives popping up all over the place. No mad, torrid love affairs
that in divorce/embezzlements/hitmen six months later. No babies with up to six
possible fathers. Nothing.
Because
what most of us do is sit about, watch TV, argue, go up the shops, attempt to
earn a bit of money/learn something and eat rubbish. Occasionally someone comes
along with a good bit of gossip for us to exaggerate.
Sunflowers will not go out three times a
week, mainly because I can’t write that fast (although nothing ever happens, I
can’t write nothing that fast). So it’ll go out when I feel like it, or when I’ve seen or heard something funny.
Support
for Sunflowers is greatly appreciated. Any offers of syndication/money
may be directed to the author. One day Sunflowers will appear on your TV
screens, and every character is going to be fat and speak with an
incomprehensible Bristolian accent (if you have never heard a Bristolian
accent, you are to be both pitied and envied).
With
that in mind…