Stupid Photos
Photos of me (occasionally of the boy, and occasionally of Elvis Presley) taken out of sheer boredom and the need to use up a film so Jess could have the pictures of her housemate cross-dressing. Which is nice.

Me and the Elvis cut-out the boy’s dad has in their
living room.

Adam and said Elvis cut-out. He is slightly less
charmed by it.

Me and a tree

Me in the park

Attempting to come down from a fudge cake high

Me and the boy being all coupley and such

Three Archer’s Aquas gets you a free feather boa

Pizza Hut in North London. I stole Begum’s coat. I
want it back.