The Court Of The Queen Of Spain

 

I have collected a few members of my future court. Anyone else who wishes to apply, E-mail me and most likely you will be granted the position.

 

Mark – Back Scrubbing Apple Peeler (my boyfriend objects to this, but I work on a first come first employ basis.)

 

Ellie – Minister for Gnome Control.

 

Jess (aka Destructo-Girl) – Demolition Manager.

 

Jamie – Court Jester and Supplier of Cheese Sandwiches.

 

Rain – Chief of Normality Police (if anybody is caught acting in a sensible manner there will be trouble) and President of Hair Dye.

 

Rob – Chief of Adoring and Grovelling (plus several under-grovellers who tell me they are not worthy to be named.)

 

Frederick (Sian’s imaginary friend) – Minister of Bruce Willis.

 

Note: These positions are also valid in Transylvania, which I have also managed to wangle. I only want it so I can go round singing Transylvanian Concubine by Rasputina a lot.

 

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