The “Why do you get on people’s nerves?” Test
a) Oh yeah. It’s one of my favourite pastimes.
b) Well, that depends on the song. See, once I was out with some mates and I started singing this song and they said it sounded good, but sometimes I just sound like a strangled cat, hahahaha…
c) Better than a lot of other people I could mention.
d) Well, no, but that doesn’t stop me.
e) Ugh. Singing. Should be banned.
f) Spose.
a) some type of cute fluffy animal.
b) Oh, just great, my best friend is, I love ‘em to pieces, I do, we met ages and ages ago and we’ve been mates ever since, we once had a fight about something I said but it didn’t last long…
c) naturally inferior to me, but the good points are there somewhere.
d) quieter and more of a background person.
e) Friend? I don’t think so.
f) Meh.
a) household chores, looking out of windows and prancing about in a happy sort of fashion.
b) Loads of stuff, God, there’s so much to do isn’t there, well, I usually get up, have breakfast, look at the stuff I have to do then decide to watch TV instead cause who can be arsed, really, hahaha, then I usually…
c) Correcting everyone else’s mistakes. The things some people who aren’t me do is atrocious.
d) Making a lot of noise, getting utterly rat-arsed and taking my clothes off in a public place.
e) Complaining.
f) Stuff.
a) “With a smile and a song, life is just like a bright sunny day”
b) Well, that varies from day to day, sometimes it’s “Live for the moment” and sometimes it’s “Be Prepared” but then I think that’d be too much like a Boy Scout so I change it to “Too many cooks spoil the broth”…
c) “If you want something done properly, leave it to someone else then tell them how they did it wrong.”
d) “Everyone has their fifteen minutes of fame…But I’m going to get more than that, dammit, I’m destined for the spotlight!”
e) “It’s all bollocks.”
f) Uh?
a) To ride off into the sunset and live happily ever after. *sigh*
b) I’ve got lots of ambitions. I don’t really know what job I want, I mean, there’s loads and loads of jobs, but I want to travel places, you know, see different things, and eventually I want to get married, have a family, and…
c) Whatever it is, I’ll be far better at it than anyone else.
d) I’M GONNA BE FAMOUS, GODDAMMIT!!!
e) Ambition? Pffftt. No point in ambitions.
f) Dunno.
a) A Disney movie.
b) Friends.
c) Every show on this list is grievously flawed and badly made.
d) Any reality show you care to name.
e) One Foot In The Grave.
f) Eh.
a) Your cheerfulness.
b) The way you can talk about absolutely anything for ages…
c) Your superiority.
d) Your loudness and your extroverted nature.
e) Your grumpiness and pessimism.
f) Huh?
a) Lalalalalalala…
b) Finally? Oh darn, are you going, well, we should meet up and chat again, don’t you think? I haven’t even told you about the time…
c) There were several flaws in this quiz.
d) Fame! I’m gonna live forever…
e) You’re off, then? Good. Sick of you.
f) Mmpf.
Now add up your total.