The Mariposa Dictionary
These are words
in my personal vocabulary that either mean something different to me than to
the rest of the world, or that I have just made up because I was bored. It’s
not likely to make that much sense, but never mind.
munter - person
made ugly by horrible personality/lack of personality, who may well be ugly
anyway, but still.
bitch - person one’s
crush fancies.
wankfox - nasty
git.
oxymoron - airhead.
je-ne-sais-pas-ing
- French.
Pollickipungz - any
foreign man (yes, there is an explanation for this, available on request)
a 14.20 - a secret
kept from you by someone you trusted.
NUTS - (Neurotic Unprovoked
Titulative Syndrome) The disease which prompts someone (i.e. me) to give names
(e.g. Fred) or titles (e.g. Mr.) to inanimate objects (e.g. strawberries,
dartboards, freezer bags) or abstract concepts (love, perseverance,
existentialism). Also works with brand names (Mr. Cadbury, Mr. Smirnoff, Mr.
Coca-Cola)
Sour Milk - a
friendship/friend gone bad/sour/smelly.
a PIB - (Pop Idol
Brain) A stupid person or a barren wasteland, whether ecological, metaphysical
or, erm, anything else.
Sainsbury level - a
stupid comment/activity/person.
BC – (Bizarre
Crush) Person who has devastating effect on another for no apparent reason.
Whoopsie-doodle –
an exclamation on accidentally committing a clumsy act.
a Mischief – an
almost physically perfect male.
MAD – (Monday
Afternoon Disease) a bout of insanity that seems to hit at the same time every
week.
Having sandwiches
– being, erm, physically intimate, but usually in the less elegant sense of the
phrase, if you catch my drift.
Mosquito –
unappealing male who refuses to leave you alone – to buzz off, if you will.
Leprechaun – male
who, when in a club, believes that the correct way to dance is to flail his
legs about like an incompetent Russian dancer.
Maggot – person
who is socially beneath you, but you like anyway (term of endearment)
Gald – person
obsessed with world domination; communist.
Spangtabulous –
wonderful, great, superlative.
Galox – ignorant
person, one who becomes annoying. (Thanks Mark.)
Incrofmance –
incomprehensible philosophy.
Ish – a
relatively young person going through a pseudo-deep phase.
Aardvark –
alternative to “thingy” when the required word has temporarily slipped the
memory.
Poslavic – corrupted
form of “polysyllabic”; indicates one with sub-par intellectual skills.
Bollocks McGrue –
expression of annoyance (courtesy of Jess.)
Snough - a cross between a sneeze and a cough. (Also coeeze).