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So you want the day off?Let�s take a look at what you are asking for�..
There are 365 days per year available for work.
There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week,leaving 261 days available for work.
Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work you have used up 170 days,leaving only 91 days available.
You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break.That account for 23 days each year,leaving only 68 days available.
With a hour lunch period each day,you have used up another 46 days,leaving only 22 days available for work.
You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave.This leaves you only 20 days available for work.
We are off for 5 holiday per year,so your available working time is down to 15 days.
We generously give you 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and l�ll be dammed if you�re going to take that day off!!!!�
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The boss called one of his employees into the office.�Hong�he said,�you�ve been with the company for a year.You started off in the post room,one week later you were promoted to a sales position,and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department.Just four short month later,you were promoted to vice-chairman.Now it�s time for me to retire,and I want you take over the company.What do you say to that?�
�thanks,�said the employee
�Thanks?�the boss replied.�ls that all you can say?�
�I suppose not,�the employee said.�thanks,Dad.�
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